,~~††%@### ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### ###@%††~~,
,,,,~†%%## ##%%†~,,,,
,,~~††%%%# #%%%††~~,,
,,,,~~††@# #@††~~,,,,
,,,,,,~†@@ # % , # % , # % LYING # % , # % , # % , @@†~,,,,,,
,,,~~†%%@# # % , IN MY ROOM, # % , #@%%†~~,,,
,~~††%@### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### # % , SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ###@%††~~,
,,,,,~~†@@ # % , SOMETHING SLIMY, @@†~~,,,,,
,,,,,~~†@# # % , SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, #@†~~,,,,,
,~~††%@### # % , UP THE ARM. # % , ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % , ###@%††~~,
,,,,,,~††@ # % , I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. @††~,,,,,,
,~~††%@### # % , # % , # % , ###@%††~~,
,,,~~†††%# WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % , #%†††~~,,,
,,,,~††%@# IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % , #@%††~,,,,
,~~††%@### REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % , ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % , ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### # % , LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### # % , IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % , ###@%††~~,
,,,~~††%@# # % , # % , # % , #@%††~~,,,
,,,,,,~†%# # % , ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #%†~,,,,,,
,~~††%@### FACE, I BITE IT. # % , ###@%††~~,
,~~††%#### # % , THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ####%††~~,
,,~~†††%## JUICY # % , GRAPE, ##%†††~~,,
,~~†††††@# # % , AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET #@†††††~~,
,~~††%@### # % , # % , CUCUMBER. , ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### # % , IT'S VERY GOOD. # % , AND I # % , ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % , ###@%††~~,
,,~~~~††%@ # % , CHEW IT. # % , @%††~~~~,,
,,,,~~†%## # % , THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##%†~~,,,,
,~~††††%## # % , # % , # % , ##%††††~~,
,,,~††%@@@ % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ @@@%††~,,,
,~~††%@### % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ ###@%††~~,
,~~~~~†%@@ % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM @@%†~~~~~,
,,,,~~†%@# AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ #@%†~~,,,,
,~~††%@### % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ###@%††~~,
,~~††%%@## MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ ##@%%††~~,
,,,,~~~†%@ % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE @%†~~~,,,,
,~~††%@### SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ###@%††~~,
,,,,~~~†%@ MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ @%†~~~,,,,
,,,,,,~†%# % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ #%†~,,,,,,
,~~††%@### % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### ###@%††~~,
,,,,,~†††@ @†††~,,,,,
,~~††%@### ###@%††~~,
,~~††%@### ###@%††~~,
,,,~†††%## ##%†††~,,,