they have told me  to  mount in the  car 
 and drive it  to some  town  to fix some 
 stuff. i drive  as  good  as  i can  but 
 it's not helping. i dont  have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm  at  a  dam  slash river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat on my  stomach  and  have to 
 pedal with my  hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the only  option here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to