they have  told me  to mount  in the car 
 and drive  it to some  town  to fix some 
 stuff.  i  drive  as good as i  can  but 
 it's not helping. i  dont have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm at  a  dam  slash  river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat  on my stomach and  have  to 
 pedal with my  hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the only option here is  to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to