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.....~;%&@ THEY  HAVE TOLD ME TO  MOUNT  IN THE CAR @&%;~.....
......~;%& AND DRIVE  IT TO SOME TOWN  TO FIX  SOME &%;~......
.......~;% STUFF.  I  DRIVE  AS GOOD  AS I CAN  BUT %;~.......
........~; IT'S NOT HELPING. I DONT  HAVE A DRIVERS ;~........
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.......~;% I'M  AT  A DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART %;~.......
......~;%& PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M &%;~......
.....~;%&@ LYING  FLAT  ON MY  STOMACH  AND HAVE TO @&%;~.....
....~;%&@# PEDAL  WITH MY HANDS. FUCK! I UNDERSTAND #@&%;~....
...~;%&@## QUICKLY THAT THE  ONLY OPTION HERE IS TO ##@&%;~...
..~;%&@### PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ###@&%;~..
...~;%&@##     STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO      ##@&%;~...
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