they  have  told  me to mount in the car 
 and  drive  it to some  town to fix some 
 stuff.  i  drive as good  as  i can  but 
 it's not helping. i dont  have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm at  a  dam  slash  river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat on  my stomach and  have  to 
 pedal  with my hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly  that the only option here is to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
     straight, as you're supposed to