RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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@@@¨¨@¨¨@@ THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN ¨@@¨@¨¨¨¨@
¨¨¨@¨@@¨@¨ THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. @@¨@@@¨¨¨@
@¨¨@@@¨@@@ ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL ¨¨@@¨¨@¨¨@
¨@¨@¨¨@@¨¨ CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. ¨¨@¨@¨@@¨@
@@@@@¨@¨@¨ @¨@@@@@¨@@
¨¨¨¨¨@@@@@ MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING ¨@@¨¨¨¨@@¨
¨¨¨¨¨@¨¨¨¨ THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH ¨@¨@¨¨¨@¨@
@¨¨¨¨@@¨¨¨ IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO @@@@@¨¨@@@
¨@¨¨¨@¨@¨¨ THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM @¨¨¨¨@¨@¨¨
¨@@¨¨@@@@¨ WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE @@¨¨¨@@@@¨
¨@¨@¨@¨¨¨@ DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE @¨@¨¨@¨¨¨@
@@@@@@@¨¨@ COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) ¨@@@¨@@¨¨@
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@¨¨¨¨¨¨@@@ IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND ¨@@¨@¨@@@@
¨@¨¨¨¨¨@¨¨ CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR @@¨@@@@¨¨¨
¨@@¨¨¨¨@@¨ COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE @¨@@¨¨¨@¨¨
¨@¨@¨¨¨@¨@ WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE @@@¨@¨¨@@¨
¨@@@@¨¨@@@ OPERATION. ¨¨¨@@@¨@¨@
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¨¨@¨¨@@@@¨ SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ¨@¨@@¨@¨¨¨
¨¨@@¨@¨¨¨@ NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: ¨@@@¨@@@¨¨
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¨¨@@@¨¨@¨@ ««# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #«« ¨@@¨@¨@¨@@
@¨@¨¨@¨@@@ ««# FOR QUIET AND CALM #«« ¨@¨@@@@@@¨
@@@@¨@@@¨¨ @@@@¨¨¨¨¨@
¨¨¨¨@@¨¨@¨ ««# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #«« ¨¨¨¨@¨¨¨¨@
@¨¨¨@¨@¨@@ ««# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #«« @¨¨¨@@¨¨¨@
¨@¨¨@@@@@¨ ««# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #«« @@¨¨@¨@¨¨@
@@@¨@¨¨¨¨@ ««# AND AT EASE #«« @¨@¨@@@@¨@
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@¨¨@¨¨@¨¨@ ««# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #«« @@¨¨¨@¨¨@¨
@@¨@@¨@@¨@ ««# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #«« ¨¨@¨¨@@¨@@
¨¨@@¨@@¨@@ ««# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #«« @¨@@¨@¨@@¨
¨¨@¨@@¨@@¨ @@@¨@@@@¨@
@¨@@@¨@@¨@ ««# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #«« @¨¨@@¨¨¨@@
¨@@¨¨@@¨@@ ««# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #«« @@¨@¨@¨¨@¨
¨@¨@¨@¨@@¨ ««# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #«« @¨@@@@@¨@@
@@@@@@@@¨@ ««# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #«« @@@¨¨¨¨@@¨
@¨¨¨¨¨¨¨@@ ««# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #«« ¨¨¨@¨¨¨@¨@
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.