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.......... TOD4Y 1T R41N3D, 4ND 1 WOULD  GO OUTS1D3 ..........
.......... 1 THOUGHT, SO 1  SMOK3D  4 P1P3  4ND GOT ..........
.......... DR3SSED,   4ND  OUTS1D3  TH3   R41N  H4D ..........
.......... TURN3D  1NTO SNOW  SO TH1CK  TH4T 1T W4S ..........
.......... 4S D3NSE FOG ... 4ND TH3N 1 W3NT  TO G3T ..........
.......... TH3 M41L, BUT TH3RE W4S 4  WOM4N  4ND W3 ..........
.........~ T4LK3D  4 L1TTL3. NOW B3C4USE 1 W4S H1GH ~.........
........~~ 4ND 1T W4S  SNOW1NG  SO FUNNY 4ND  1 H4D ~~........
.......~~: 4N UMBR3LL4 4GA1NST  TH3 SNOW, BUT  SNOW :~~.......
......~~:† 4LL OV3R MY F4C3  4NYWAY, 4ND 1 WOND3RED †:~~......
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