Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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,,#,,,,#,# Calculations In A Short Amount  Of Time. ,,,,,,,###
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,###,,#,,, Is  Then Folded  Out  Of  Causality,  So ,#,,,,,,,,
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,,,###,,#,    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   #,,#,,,,,,
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,,,,,###,,         Computer Manufacturer.)          ,##,,#,,,,
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,,,,,,,###   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   ,#,##,,#,,
,,,,,,,#,# Clerks To  Pray To The  "Gods" Of  Their ,,,###,,#,
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#,,,,,,,,# Work,   For  A  Quick   And  Fault  Free ##,,,###,,
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##,,#,,,,,    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ,,#,##,,,#
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be    A     Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,   You    Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,    And   Useless           
           Artifact.  As  In,  You'Re  Using   Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A  Handful  Of   Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has   Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.