R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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&,&&,,&,&,                                          &,,,&&&,,&
&&,&,&&&&& TH3  COMPUT3R 1S  4 V3RY COMMON  TOOL 1N &,,&,,&,&,
,&&&&,,,,& TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS  3VEN NOW. &,&&,&&&&&
&,,,&,,,&, 1TS JOB 1S TO DO  V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL &&,&&,,,,&
&,,&&,,&&, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT  OF T1M3. ,&&,&,,,&,
&,&,&,&,&,                                          &,&&&,,&&&
&&&&&&&&&, MOST  WORK ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF POS1NG &&,,&,&,,,
,,,,,,,,&& TH3 PROBL3M  ON 4 H1LB3RT  PL4N3,  WH1CH ,&,&&&&,,&
,,,,,,,&,& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO &&&,,,&,&&
,,,,,,&&&& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N   SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M ,,&,,&&&,&
,,,,,&,,,,   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ,&&,&,,&&&
,,,,&&,,,& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &,&&&,&,,&
,,,&,&,,&&          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         &&,,&&&,&&
,,&&&&,&,&                                          ,&,&,,&&,&
,&,,,&&&&,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &&&&,&,&&&
&&,,&,,,&& CL3RKS TO PR4Y  TO  TH3  "GODS" OF TH31R ,,,&&&&,,&
,&,&&,,&,& COMPUT3R,  OR TO TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG  TH3 ,,&,,,&,&,
&&&,&,&&&, WORK,  FOR   4  QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT   FR3E ,&&,,&&&&,
,,&&&&,,&,                OP3R4T1ON.                &,&,&,,,&&
,&,,,&,&&&                                          &&&&&,,&,&
&&,,&&&,,&      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       ,,,,&,&&&&
,&,&,,&,&&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,,,&&&,,,,
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,,,&&,,&&&      ==# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #==      ,&&,&&,,,&
,,&,&,&,,,        ==# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #==        &,&&,&,,&&
,&&&&&&,,,                                          &&,&&&,&,&
&,,,,,&,,&     ==# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #==     ,&&,,&&&&&
&,,,,&&,&,    ==# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #==    &,&,&,,,,,
&,,,&,&&&&     ==# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #==     &&&&&,,,,&
&,,&&&,,,,           ==# 4ND 4T 34SE #==            ,,,,&,,,&,
&,&,,&,,,,                                          ,,,&&,,&&&
&&&,&&,,,,     ==# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #==     ,,&,&,&,,,
,,&&,&,,,,     ==# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #==     ,&&&&&&,,&
,&,&&&,,,,   ==# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #==   &,,,,,&,&&
&&&,,&,,,&                                          &,,,,&&&,&
,,&,&&,,&&    ==# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #==   &,,,&,,&&,
,&&&,&,&,&     ==# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #==    &,,&&,&,&,
&,,&&&&&&,     ==# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #==    &,&,&&&&&,
&,&,,,,,&&      ==# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #==     &&&&,,,,&&
&&&,,,,&,&       ==# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #==        ,,,&,,,&,,
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