RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨ THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN ¨§¨§¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨ THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. ¨§§§§§§§¨§
§¨§§¨§§¨¨¨ ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL ¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§
¨§§¨§§¨§¨¨ CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. §§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨
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§§§§¨§§¨¨§ MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING ¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨
§¨¨¨§§¨§¨§ THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH §¨¨§¨§¨¨§§
¨§¨¨§¨§§§§ IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO §§¨§§§§¨§¨
¨§§¨§§§¨¨¨ THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM ¨¨§§¨¨¨§§§
§§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE §¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨
§¨§§¨§¨§§¨ DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE §§§§§§¨§§¨
§§§¨§§§§¨§ COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) §¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§
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§¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨ IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND ¨§§¨¨¨§§§¨
§§¨§§§§¨§§ CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR ¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨§
¨¨§§¨¨¨§§¨ COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE ¨§§§§¨§§¨§
§¨§¨§¨¨§¨§ WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE §§¨¨¨§§¨§§
¨§§§§§¨§§§ OPERATION. §¨§¨¨§¨§§¨
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§§§¨¨¨§¨§¨ SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY §§¨¨§§¨¨§§
¨¨¨§¨¨§§§§ NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: ¨¨§¨§¨§¨§¨
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§¨¨§¨§§§¨¨ --# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #-- ¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
§§¨§§§¨¨§¨ --# FOR QUIET AND CALM #-- ¨§¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨
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§§§¨§¨§§§¨ --# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #-- §¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
§¨¨§§§§¨¨§ --# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #-- §§¨¨¨§§¨¨¨
§§¨§¨¨¨§¨§ --# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #-- §¨§¨¨§¨§¨¨
§¨§§§¨¨§§§ --# AND AT EASE #-- §§§§¨§§§§¨
§§§¨¨§¨§¨¨ ¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§
¨¨¨§¨§§§§¨ --# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #-- §¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§§§¨¨¨§ --# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #-- ¨§¨¨§§§§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨§ --# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #-- ¨§§¨§¨¨¨§§
§§§§§¨§§¨§ §§¨§§§¨¨§¨
§¨¨¨¨§§¨§§ --# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #-- ¨¨§§¨¨§¨§§
¨§¨¨¨§¨§§¨ --# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #-- ¨¨§¨§¨§§§¨
¨§§¨¨§§§¨§ --# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #-- ¨¨§§§§§¨¨§
§§¨§¨§¨¨§§ --# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #-- §¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§
¨¨§§§§§¨§¨ --# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #-- §§§§¨¨¨§§§
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.