R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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,,&&,&,&&, TH3 COMPUT3R 1S  4  V3RY  COMMON TOOL 1N ,,,,&,&&,,
,,&&,,,&&& TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND  1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. ,,,,,,&&&,
,,&&&,,&,& 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL ,,,,,,&,&&
&,&,&&,,,& C4LCULAT1ONS  1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. ,,,,,,,,&&
&,,,&&&,,&                                          ,,,,,,,,&,
,&,,&,&&,, MOST WORK  ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG ,,,,,,,,,,
,,&,,,&&&, TH3  PROBL3M  ON 4 H1LB3RT  PL4N3, WH1CH ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,&,,&,&& 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,&,,,&& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3   TH3  PROBL3M &,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,&,,&,   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    &&,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,&,,, D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,&&,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,&,,         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          ,&&&,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,&,                                          ,&,&&,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ,,,&&&,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO  TH3 "GODS"  OF TH31R ,,,&,&&,,,
,,,,,,,,,, COMPUT3R, OR  TO TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG  TH3 ,,,,,&&&,,
,,,,,,,,,, WORK,   FOR  4  QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT   FR3E &,,,,&,&&,
,,,,,,,,,,                OP3R4T1ON.                &&,,,,,&&&
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&&,,,,,,,,      SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY       ,&&&,,,,,&
,&&,,,,,,,    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    ,&,&&,,,,&
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,&,&&,,,,,      ~~# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #~~      ,,,&,&&,,,
,,,&&&,,,,        ~~# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #~~        ,,,,,&&&,,
,,,&,&&,,,                                          &,,,,&,&&,
,,,,,&&&,,     ~~# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #~~     &&,,,,,&&&
&,,,,&,&&,    ~~# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #~~    &&&,,,,&,&
&&,,,,,&&&     ~~# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #~~     &,&&,,,,,&
,&&,,,,&,&            ~~# 4ND 4T 34SE #~~           ,,&&&,,,,&
,&&&,,,,,&                                          ,,&,&&,,,,
,&,&&,,,,&     ~~# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #~~     ,,,,&&&,,,
,,,&&&,,,,     ~~# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #~~     ,,,,&,&&,,
,,,&,&&,,,   ~~# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #~~   ,,,,,,&&&,
,,,,,&&&,,                                          &,,,,,&,&&
&,,,,&,&&,   ~~# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #~~    ,&,,,,,,&&
&&,,,,,&&&    ~~# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #~~     ,,&,,,,,&,
&&&,,,,&,&    ~~# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #~~     &,,&,,,,,,
&,&&,,,,,&      ~~# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #~~     ,&,,&,,,,,
,,&&&,,,,&        ~~# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #~~       ,,&,,&,,,,
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           TO    B3     4     K1ND    OF    PR4Y3R?           
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           1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,    4ND   US3LESS           
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           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK  FOR   4  H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
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