Rituals For Computer Operation
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¨¨@¨¨¨¨@¨¨ The Computer Is A Very Common Tool In @¨¨@@¨¨@¨¨
@¨¨¨@@¨¨¨@ The Futures, And In Some Ways Even Now. ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨@
¨¨@¨¨¨¨@¨¨ Its Job Is To Do Vast Amounts Of Small @@@@@@@@¨¨
@¨¨¨@@¨¨¨¨ Calculations In A Short Amount Of Time. @@@@@@@¨¨@
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@¨¨¨@@¨¨@¨ Most Work On The Principles Of Posing ¨¨@@@¨¨@@@
¨¨@¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ The Problem On A Hilbert Plane, Which ¨¨¨@¨¨¨¨@@
¨¨¨¨@@@@@@ Is Then Folded Out Of Causality, So @@¨¨¨@@¨¨¨
@@@¨¨@@@@@ That Daemons Can Solve The Problem ¨¨¨@¨¨¨¨@@
@@¨¨¨¨@@@@ Without Affecting Real Life. (These @@¨¨¨@@¨¨@
@¨¨@@¨¨@@@ Daemons Are Under Contract With The @¨¨@¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨@¨ Computer Manufacturer.) ¨¨¨¨¨@@@@¨
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¨@@@@@¨¨@@ It'S Commonplace For Programmers And @@@¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨@@@¨¨¨¨@ Clerks To Pray To The "Gods" Of Their @@¨¨@@@@@@
¨¨¨@¨¨@@¨¨ Computer, Or To The Daemons Doing The @¨¨¨¨@@@@¨
@@¨¨¨¨¨¨¨@ Work, For A Quick And Fault Free ¨¨@@¨¨@@¨¨
¨¨¨@@@@@¨¨ Operation. @¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
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@¨¨¨¨@¨¨¨¨ Some Ubiquitous And Generally ¨¨¨@@@@@@@
¨¨@@¨¨¨@@¨ Non-Controversial Rituals Include: @@¨¨@@@@@@
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@@@@¨¨¨@@@ ==# Light A Scented Candle #== @@@@¨¨@@¨¨
¨@@¨¨@¨¨@@ ==# For Quiet And Calm #== ¨@@¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨@@@@@@
¨@@@@@@@@@ ==# Recite A Mantra Or Other #== @@@¨¨@@@@¨
¨¨@@@@@@@@ ==# Reassuring Message To Make #== @@¨¨¨¨@@¨¨
@¨¨@@@@@@@ ==# The Computer Comfortable #== ¨¨¨@@¨¨¨¨@
¨¨¨¨@@@@@@ ==# And At Ease #== @@¨¨¨¨@@¨¨
@@@¨¨@@@@¨ @¨¨@@¨¨¨¨@
@@¨¨¨¨@@¨¨ ==# Some Like To Say A Brief #== ¨¨¨¨¨¨@@¨¨
¨¨¨@@¨¨¨¨@ ==# Prayer For Solace, To Be #== ¨@@@@¨¨¨¨¨
@@¨¨¨¨@@¨¨ ==# Left Alone During Their Work #== ¨¨@@¨¨@@@@
@¨¨@@¨¨¨¨@ @¨¨¨¨¨¨@@@
¨¨¨¨¨¨@@¨¨ ==# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #== ¨¨@@@@¨¨@@
¨@@@@¨¨¨¨¨ ==# Or A Meal To The Machines #== @¨¨@@¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨@@¨¨@@@@ ==# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #== ¨¨¨¨¨¨@@@@
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨@@¨ ==# The Daemons Are Allowed #== @@@@@¨¨@@¨
@@@@@@¨¨¨¨ ==# To Respond To This) #== @@@@¨¨¨¨¨¨
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Would You Consider Code Golf
To Be A Kind Of Prayer?
As In, You Make A Convoluted,
Intricate, Beautiful, And Useless
Artifact. As In, You'Re Using Your
Skills To Ask For Something,
...I'D Ask For A Handful Of Bugs?
Code Has Bugs, Lots Of It.