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.^-/*&¤@@@ @@@¤&*/-^.
.^-/*¤@### # & . # & . # & LYING # & . # & . # & . ###@¤*/-^.
.^-/*&¤@## # & . IN MY ROOM, # & . ##@¤&*/-^.
.^-/*¤@### # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ###@¤*/-^.
.^-/*&@### # & . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ###@&*/-^.
.^-/*&¤@## # & . SOMETHING SLIMY, ##@¤&*/-^.
...^--*¤¤@ # & . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, @¤¤*--^...
.^-/*&¤### # & . UP THE ARM. # & . ###¤&*/-^.
.^-/*&¤@@@ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # & . @@@¤&*/-^.
.^-///*&¤# # & . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #¤&*///-^.
.^-/*&¤@@# # & . # & . # & . #@@¤&*/-^.
.^-/*&¤@## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # & . ##@¤&*/-^.
......^/&@ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # & . @&/^......
.^-/*&¤@## REACHES THE ARMPIT. # & . ##@¤&*/-^.
.^-/*&¤@## I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # & . ##@¤&*/-^.
.^-/*&¤@## # & . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ##@¤&*/-^.
.^-/*&¤@## # & . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # & . ##@¤&*/-^.
...^--/&¤@ # & . # & . # & . @¤&/--^...
.....--/&@ # & . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY @&/--.....
.^-/*&¤@## FACE, I BITE IT. # & . ##@¤&*/-^.
...^^//&&@ # & . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @&&//^^...
.^^^---*&¤ JUICY # & . GRAPE, ¤&*---^^^.
..^^///&@@ # & . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET @@&///^^..
.^-/*&¤@## # & . # & . CUCUMBER. . ##@¤&*/-^.
......^/*¤ # & . IT'S VERY GOOD. # & . AND I # & . ¤*/^......
.^-/*&@### SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # & . ###@&*/-^.
.....^/&&¤ # & . CHEW IT. # & . ¤&&/^.....
.^-/*&¤@## # & . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ##@¤&*/-^.
....^^//&¤ # & . # & . # & . ¤&//^^....
..^-///*¤# & - APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. & - #¤*///-^..
.^-/*&¤@## & - THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER & - ##@¤&*/-^.
.^-/*&¤@## & - MY SHIRT, & - ENTERING BY THE ARM ##@¤&*/-^.
....^^/&¤¤ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. & - ¤¤&/^^....
.^-/*&¤@## & - THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ##@¤&*/-^.
.^-/*&¤@## MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. & - ##@¤&*/-^.
.^-*&¤@### & - I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ###@¤&*-^.
.^-/*&¤@## SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ##@¤&*/-^.
.^-/*&¤¤¤# MOVE MY LEFT ARM. & - #¤¤¤&*/-^.
...^-//*¤¤ & - SO - EATING IT IS OK, & - ¤¤*//-^...
.....^/*¤¤ & - & - MOVING IT IS NOT. & - & - ¤¤*/^.....
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