####$^\~~. .~~\^$####
####$^\~~. .~~\^$####
####$^\~~. .~~\^$####
##$^~~.... ....~~^$##
#####$^\~. .~\^$#####
####$^\~~. # $ . # $ . # $ LYING # $ . # $ . # $ . .~~\^$####
###$\~.... # $ . IN MY ROOM, # $ . ....~\$###
#$^\~~~... # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ...~~~\^$#
##$^~~~~.. # $ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ..~~~~^$##
##$^~..... # $ . SOMETHING SLIMY, .....~^$##
####$^\~~. # $ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .~~\^$####
#^^\\~~... # $ . UP THE ARM. # $ . ...~~\\^^#
####$^\~~. IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # $ . .~~\^$####
####$^\~~. # $ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. .~~\^$####
#####$\~~. # $ . # $ . # $ . .~~\$#####
####$^\~~. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # $ . .~~\^$####
####$^\~~. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # $ . .~~\^$####
####$^\~~. REACHES THE ARMPIT. # $ . .~~\^$####
#^^^~..... I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # $ . .....~^^^#
####$^\~~. # $ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. .~~\^$####
##$^\~~... # $ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # $ . ...~~\^$##
####$^\~~. # $ . # $ . # $ . .~~\^$####
#####$\~~. # $ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY .~~\$#####
##$\~..... FACE, I BITE IT. # $ . .....~\$##
##$$\~~~~. # $ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .~~~~\$$##
#^^\~~~... JUICY # $ . GRAPE, ...~~~\^^#
##$$^^\~~. # $ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .~~\^^$$##
####$^\~~. # $ . # $ . CUCUMBER. . .~~\^$####
####$^\~~. # $ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ . AND I # $ . .~~\^$####
#^\\~~.... SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # $ . ....~~\\^#
##^\~~.... # $ . CHEW IT. # $ . ....~~\^##
####$^\~~. # $ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .~~\^$####
###$^~~... # $ . # $ . # $ . ...~~^$###
###$\\~~.. $ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. $ ~ ..~~\\$###
#^\\~~.... $ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER $ ~ ....~~\\^#
####$^\~~. $ ~ MY SHIRT, $ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM .~~\^$####
####$^\~~. AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. $ ~ .~~\^$####
##$^^\\~~. $ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH .~~\\^^$##
####$^\~~. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. $ ~ .~~\^$####
##$\~..... $ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE .....~\$##
#$$\~..... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .....~\$$#
####$^\~~. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. $ ~ .~~\^$####
####$^\~~. $ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, $ ~ .~~\^$####
####$^\~~. $ ~ $ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. $ ~ $ ~ .~~\^$####
###^^~~... ...~~^^###
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##$^^^\~~. .~~\^^^$##
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