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.......:~= # £ . IN MY ROOM, # £ . =~:.......
........:~ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ~:........
.......:~= # £ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, =~:.......
......:~=* # £ . SOMETHING SLIMY, *=~:......
.....:~=*£ # £ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, £*=~:.....
....:~=*£& # £ . UP THE ARM. # £ . &£*=~:....
...:~=*£&@ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # £ . @&£*=~:...
..:~=*£&@# # £ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #@&£*=~:..
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..:~=*£&@# WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # £ . #@&£*=~:..
...:~=*£&@ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # £ . @&£*=~:...
....:~=*£& REACHES THE ARMPIT. # £ . &£*=~:....
.....:~=*£ I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # £ . £*=~:.....
......:~=* # £ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. *=~:......
.......:~= # £ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # £ . =~:.......
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.......:~= # £ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY =~:.......
......:~=* FACE, I BITE IT. # £ . *=~:......
.....:~=*£ # £ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A £*=~:.....
....:~=*£& JUICY # £ . GRAPE, &£*=~:....
...:~=*£&@ # £ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET @&£*=~:...
..:~=*£&@# # £ . # £ . CUCUMBER. . #@&£*=~:..
.:~=*£&@## # £ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # £ . AND I # £ . ##@&£*=~:.
..:~=*£&@# SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # £ . #@&£*=~:..
...:~=*£&@ # £ . CHEW IT. # £ . @&£*=~:...
....:~=*£& # £ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. &£*=~:....
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......:~=* £ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. £ ~ *=~:......
.......:~= £ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER £ ~ =~:.......
........:~ £ ~ MY SHIRT, £ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ~:........
.......:~= AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. £ ~ =~:.......
......:~=* £ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH *=~:......
.....:~=*£ MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. £ ~ £*=~:.....
....:~=*£& £ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE &£*=~:....
...:~=*£&@ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO @&£*=~:...
..:~=*£&@# MOVE MY LEFT ARM. £ ~ #@&£*=~:..
.:~=*£&@## £ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, £ ~ ##@&£*=~:.
..:~=*£&@# £ ~ £ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. £ ~ £ ~ #@&£*=~:..
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