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.~~^^@£### # @ . IN MY ROOM, # @ . ###£@^^~~.
.~~^^^^@££ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ££@^^^^~~.
....~~^£## # @ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ##£^~~....
.~~^^@£### # @ . SOMETHING SLIMY, ###£@^^~~.
.~~^^@£### # @ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ###£@^^~~.
.~~^^@£### # @ . UP THE ARM. # @ . ###£@^^~~.
.....~^^££ IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # @ . ££^^~.....
.....~~^£# # @ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. #£^~~.....
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.~~^^@£### WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # @ . ###£@^^~~.
....~^^£££ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # @ . £££^^~....
.~~^^@£### REACHES THE ARMPIT. # @ . ###£@^^~~.
.~~^^@£### I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # @ . ###£@^^~~.
.~~^^£#### # @ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ####£^^~~.
.~~^@£#### # @ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # @ . ####£@^~~.
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....~~~^@# # @ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY #@^~~~....
.~~^^@£### FACE, I BITE IT. # @ . ###£@^^~~.
.....~^^£# # @ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A #£^^~.....
.~~^^@£### JUICY # @ . GRAPE, ###£@^^~~.
....~^^£££ # @ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET £££^^~....
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.~~^^@£### # @ . CHEW IT. # @ . ###£@^^~~.
.~~^^@£### # @ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ###£@^^~~.
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.~^^@£#### @ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. @ ~ ####£@^^~.
....~^^^£# @ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER @ ~ #£^^^~....
.~~^^@£### @ ~ MY SHIRT, @ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM ###£@^^~~.
....~^@£££ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. @ ~ £££@^~....
.~~^^@£### @ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ###£@^^~~.
....~^^^@# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. @ ~ #@^^^~....
...~^^@££# @ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #££@^^~...
.....~^^@# SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO #@^^~.....
.~~^^@£### MOVE MY LEFT ARM. @ ~ ###£@^^~~.
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