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..~=%¤¤@## # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ LYING # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . ##@¤¤%=~..
......=%¤# # ¤ . IN MY ROOM, # ¤ . #¤%=......
.....~%¤@# # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. #@¤%~.....
....~%%¤¤¤ # ¤ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ¤¤¤%%~....
......~=¤¤ # ¤ . SOMETHING SLIMY, ¤¤=~......
.......=¤¤ # ¤ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ¤¤=.......
..~=%¤¤@## # ¤ . UP THE ARM. # ¤ . ##@¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤### IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # ¤ . ###¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤### # ¤ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ###¤¤%=~..
......~%¤@ # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . @¤%~......
..~=%¤¤@## WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # ¤ . ##@¤¤%=~..
.....~%%¤¤ IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # ¤ . ¤¤%%~.....
.....~=¤@# REACHES THE ARMPIT. # ¤ . #@¤=~.....
..~=%¤¤@## I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # ¤ . ##@¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤@## # ¤ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ##@¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤@## # ¤ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # ¤ . ##@¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤@## # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . ##@¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤@## # ¤ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ##@¤¤%=~..
......==%¤ FACE, I BITE IT. # ¤ . ¤%==......
....=%%¤¤@ # ¤ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @¤¤%%=....
..~=%¤¤¤¤¤ JUICY # ¤ . GRAPE, ¤¤¤¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤@## # ¤ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ##@¤¤%=~..
......=¤¤@ # ¤ . # ¤ . CUCUMBER. . @¤¤=......
..~=====%¤ # ¤ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # ¤ . AND I # ¤ . ¤%=====~..
..~=%¤¤@@@ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # ¤ . @@@¤¤%=~..
.....===¤¤ # ¤ . CHEW IT. # ¤ . ¤¤===.....
......=¤¤¤ # ¤ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ¤¤¤=......
....~%%¤¤¤ # ¤ . # ¤ . # ¤ . ¤¤¤%%~....
..~=%¤¤@## ¤ ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. ¤ ~ ##@¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤@## ¤ ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER ¤ ~ ##@¤¤%=~..
.....~%¤@@ ¤ ~ MY SHIRT, ¤ ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM @@¤%~.....
.......~%¤ AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. ¤ ~ ¤%~.......
....==%¤¤# ¤ ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH #¤¤%==....
.....~%%¤# MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. ¤ ~ #¤%%~.....
..~=%¤¤@@# ¤ ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE #@@¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤@## SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ##@¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤¤@# MOVE MY LEFT ARM. ¤ ~ #@¤¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤¤@## ¤ ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, ¤ ~ ##@¤¤%=~..
..~=%¤@### ¤ ~ ¤ ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. ¤ ~ ¤ ~ ###@¤%=~..
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