R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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...&&.&..& TH3  COMPUT3R 1S 4 V3RY COMMON  TOOL  1N &&&.&..&..
..&.&&&.&& TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN  NOW. ..&&&.&&..
.&&&..&&.. 1TS JOB  1S TO  DO V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL .&..&&.&..
&..&.&.&.. C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT 4MOUNT  OF T1M3. &&.&.&&&..
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&&.....&&& MOST  WORK ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF POS1NG &...&.&&&.
.&....&..& TH3  PROBL3M ON 4  H1LB3RT PL4N3,  WH1CH &..&&&..&&
&&...&&.&. 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT OF  C4USAL1TY,  SO &.&..&.&.&
.&..&.&&&& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3   PROBL3M &&&.&&&&&.
&&.&&&...&   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    ..&&....&.
.&&..&..&& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 .&.&...&&&
&.&.&&.&..          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         &&&&..&..&
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...&&..&&.   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ..&&&.&&&&
..&.&.&.&& CL3RKS TO  PR4Y TO  TH3 "GODS"  OF TH31R .&..&&...&
.&&&&&&&.& COMPUT3R,  OR TO TH3  D43MONS  DO1NG TH3 &&.&.&..&&
&......&&& WORK,  FOR  4  QU1CK   4ND  F4ULT   FR3E .&&&&&.&.&
&.....&..&                OP3R4T1ON.                &....&&&&.
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&...&.&&&.       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      &..&&..&..
&..&&&..&&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    &.&.&.&&.&
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&&&.&&&&..      »»# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #»»      .....&&.&&
..&&...&..        »»# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #»»        ....&.&&..
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&&&&.&.&&.     »»# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #»»     ..&..&&&..
...&&&&.&&    »»# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #»»    .&&.&..&.&
..&...&&..     »»# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #»»     &.&&&.&&&&
.&&..&.&..            »»# 4ND 4T 34SE #»»           &&..&&...&
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&&&&...&.&     »»# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #»»     &&&&&&.&..
...&..&&&.     »»# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #»»     .....&&&.&
..&&.&..&&   »»# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #»»   ....&..&&&
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&&&..&&&.&   »»# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #»»    ..&.&&&.&&
..&.&..&&.     »»# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #»»    .&&&..&&..
.&&&&.&.&.    »»# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #»»     &..&.&.&..
&...&&&&&.      »»# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #»»     &.&&&&&&..
&..&....&.       »»# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #»»        &&.....&.&
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           1NTRIC4T3,    B34UT1FUL,   4ND   US3LESS           
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