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#.#.#.#.##            .~~~ Batteries ~~~.           ....#.##..
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.......#.# Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ..#..####.
......###. Through  Inaction,  Allow A  Human Being .##.#...#.
.....#..#.             To Come To Harm.             #.###..##.
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...#.##... A Battery Must Obey The  Orders Given It .#.######.
..###.#... By  Human   Beings  Except   Where  Such ###.....#.
.#..###... Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ..#....##.
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.###.##.## A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own #.#..#####
#..##.##.. Existence As  Long  As  Such  Protection ###.#....#
#.#.##.#.# Does  Not  Conflict  With  The First  Or ..###...#.
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#...#.#..#  These Things Power Almost Everything,   ##.#.##...
#..####.## But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I .####.#..#
#.#...##..   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   #...###.#.
###..#.#.#         Think Double A, Triple A,        #..#..####
..#.######    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    #.##.#....
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#.##.....# They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty #.#.##...#
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