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,,,,,,,,,,           A "PORTABLE RECORDER"          ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,      A "DIGITAL MICROPHONE WALKMAN"      ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~/ I BOUGHT THIS  A  YEAR  AND  A  HALF AGO /~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~/* WITH  GREAT  PLANS   IN  MIND.   THEN  I */~,,,,,,,
,,,,,,~/*& MARCHED  OFF  IN  THE  COMPLETELY  WRONG &*/~,,,,,,
,,,,,~/*&£ DIRECTION AND  NOW  I  BROKE  IT AS WELL £&*/~,,,,,
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,,,~/*&£@# WHAT  IT DOES  IS  IT  HAS TWO  INTERNAL #@£&*/~,,,
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,,,~/*&£@# AND  ALSO  PHANTOM  POWER?  ON THREE  AA #@£&*/~,,,
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,,,,,,~/*& YOU  RECORD  TO  A SD-CARD (THE BIG ONE) &*/~,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~/*          AND THATS DANDY FOR ME.         */~,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, IT  GOT  ME THROUGH  SOME GOOD  FORESTAL ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, THOUGH,  WHICH  ARE  DOCUMENTED  ON  THE ,,,,,,,,,,
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