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,,,,,,~=&#                #### #####                #&=~,,,,,,
,,~*===$&#                TAPE DREAM                #&$===*~,,
,,,,,,**$&                #### #####                &$**,,,,,,
,,~~~~~=$#                                          #$=~~~~~,,
,,~*=&#### FOR  STORING MUSIC  ON.  ALSO  DATA  BUT ####&=*~,,
,,~*=$&### AT  THIS  POINT   IN   TIME  THAT'S  NOT ###&$=*~,,
,,~*=$&###         REALLY IMPORTANT I THINK.        ###&$=*~,,
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,,,,,**=&#     ******** TYPES OF TAPE ********      #&=**,,,,,
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,,~***==&&           CLASS I - "BAD" IRON           &&==***~,,
,,~*=$&###         CLASS II - GOOD CHROMIUM         ###&$=*~,,
,,~*=$&###       CLASS III - BAD IRON PART TWO      ###&$=*~,,
,,,,~*==&#       CLASS IV - DANGEROUS METALS        #&==*~,,,,
,,~***$$$&                                          &$$$***~,,
,,~*====$& RUMORS EXIST ABOUT A SECRET CLASS V TAPE &$====*~,,
,,~*=====&         THAT IS ACTUALLY USEFUL.         &=====*~,,
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,,~=$&####                ** BIAS **                ####&$=~,,
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,,,,,~=&&& CLASS  I  USES  ONE  HUNDRED AND  TWENTY &&&=~,,,,,
,,~***=&##   MICRO-SOMETHING WHILE THE OTHERS ALL   ##&=***~,,
,,~*=$&### USE   SEVENTY   OF   THE    SAME   UNIT. ###&$=*~,,
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,,~*=$&###       ========= AHA AND =========        ###&$=*~,,
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,~*=$&#### CLASS IV  IS  APPARENTLY  TOO  STRONG TO ####&$=*~,
,,~*=$&### BE  USED ON  CLASS  I PLAYERS.  IT  WILL ###&$=*~,,
,,,,**$$$# SOUND  TOO  LOUND   AND   IT  CANNOT  BE #$$$**,,,,
,,~*=$&### COMPLETELY ERASED.  THIS IS  VERY  WELL. ###&$=*~,,
,,~*=$####  MAYBE SOME WONDERFUL BLENDING EFFECTS   ####$=*~,,
,,~*=$&###            COULD BE ACHIEVED?            ###&$=*~,,
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,,,,,~==&& THEY  ALSO GNAW AT  THE TAPE HEADS A BIT &&==~,,,,,
,,,~~~~*=&     BETTER THAN EARLIER TAPE TYPES.      &=*~~~~,,,
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,,~*=$&###       ******** ARTIFACTS ********        ###&$=*~,,
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,,~*=$#### GOOD TAPES  ARE DECENT  AND HAVE A  GOOD ####$=*~,,
,,,~***$## HIGH FREQUENCY  PRESENCE,  BAD TAPES ARE ##$***~,,,
,,,,,**$## LOFI IF  NOT OUTRIGHT BAD. IDK,  I KINDA ##$**,,,,,
,,~*=$&###                 LIKE IT.                 ###&$=*~,,
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,,~*=$&### BIAS  LOSS: IF YOU  FORGET THE  BIAS WHO ###&$=*~,,
,,,,,*$&&# KNOWS  WHATS  EVEN  ON   THERE   ANYMORE #&&$*,,,,,
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,,,,,,~~=&  FLUTTER: KINDA QUICK PITCH VARIATIONS.  &=~~,,,,,,
,,~*=$&###   BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EXTRAORDINARY.   ###&$=*~,,
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,,~*=$&### WOW: A  SLOWER  FLUTTER, USUALLY SEVERAL ###&$=*~,,
,,,,,,~=&# SECONDS  LONG.  WHAT UP.  BOTH  OF THESE #&=~,,,,,,
,,,,,~==&#   INCREASE WHEN TAPE SPEED DECREASES.    #&==~,,,,,
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,,~*=$&### PRINT THROUGH:  TAPES RUB SOUND ON  EACH ###&$=*~,,
,,~*=$&### OTHER  IF  THEYRE  ALONE  FOR  TOO  LONG ###&$=*~,,
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