RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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,&,&&&,&&& THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN &&&,&&,&,&
&&&,,&&,,& THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. ,,&&,&&&&&
,,&,&,&,&& ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL ,&,&&,,,,,
,&&&&&&&,& CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. &&&,&,,,,,
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&,,,,&&&&, THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH &&,&&,,,&,
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&&&&&&&&,, DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE ,&,&,,&,&,
,,,,,,,&,, COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) &&&&,&&&&&
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,,,,,&,&,& IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND ,,&,&,,,&&
,,,,&&&&&& CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR ,&&&&,,&,&
,,,&,,,,,, COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE &,,,&,&&&&
,,&&,,,,,& WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE &,,&&&,,,&
,&,&,,,,&, OPERATION. &,&,,&,,&&
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,,,&,,&,,& SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ,,&&,&&&&,
,,&&,&&,&& NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: ,&,&&,,,&,
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,&,&&,&&,, ~~# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #~~ &,&&,,&&,,
&&&,&&,&,& ~~# AND AT EASE #~~ &&,&,&,&,,
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,&,&&,,,,, ~~# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #~~ &,,,,,,&&&
&&&,&,,,,& ~~# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #~~ &,,,,,&,,&
,,&&&,,,&& ~~# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #~~ &,,,,&&,&,
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&&,&&,&&&& ~~# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #~~ &,,&&&,,&,
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&,&&,&,,&, ~~# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #~~ &&&,&&&,,&
&&,&&&,&&, ~~# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #~~ ,,&&,,&,&,
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