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......:=*% THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING %*=:......
.......:=*             TO COME TO HARM.             *=:.......
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.........: A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT :.........
.......... BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ..........
.......... ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ..........
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.........: A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN :.........
........:= EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION =:........
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