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....,=*=§¤            .=== BATTERIES ===.           ¤§=*=,....
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..,=*=§¤@# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #@¤§=*=,..
.,=*=§¤@## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING ##@¤§=*=,.
..,=*=§¤@#             TO COME TO HARM.             #@¤§=*=,..
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....,=*=§¤ A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¤§=*=,....
.....,=*=§ BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH §=*=,.....
......,=*= ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. =*=,......
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........,= A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN =,........
........., EXISTENCE AS  LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ,.........
.......... DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ..........
..........               SECOND LAWS.               ..........
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.........,   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ,.........
........,= BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I =,........
.......,=*   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   *=,.......
......,=*=        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         =*=,......
.....,=*=§    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §=*=,.....
....,=*=§¤                 THINGS...                ¤§=*=,....
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..,=*=§¤@# THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY #@¤§=*=,..
.,=*=§¤@##                  INSIDE.                 ##@¤§=*=,.
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