R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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,,&,&&&,,, TH3 COMPUT3R  1S  4 V3RY COMMON TOOL  1N &&&&,,&&,,
,&&&,,&,,& TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N  SOM3 W4YS 3VEN NOW. ,,,&,&,&,,
&,,&,&&,&, 1TS  JOB 1S TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF SM4LL ,,&&&&&&,,
&,&&&,&&&& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N  4 SHORT 4MOUNT OF T1M3. ,&,,,,,&,&
&&,,&&,,,&                                          &&,,,,&&&,
,&,&,&,,&, MOST WORK ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S  OF  POS1NG ,&,,,&,,&&
&&&&&&,&&& TH3  PROBL3M  ON  4 H1LB3RT PL4N3, WH1CH &&,,&&,&,&
,,,,,&&,,, 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF C4USAL1TY,  SO ,&,&,&&&&,
,,,,&,&,,& TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M &&&&&,,,&,
,,,&&&&,&&    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   ,,,,&,,&&,
,,&,,,&&,, D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 ,,,&&,&,&,
,&&,,&,&,&          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         ,,&,&&&&&,
&,&,&&&&&,                                          ,&&&,,,,&,
&&&&,,,,&&   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &,,&,,,&&&
,,,&,,,&,, CL3RKS TO PR4Y  TO TH3  "GODS"  OF TH31R &,&&,,&,,,
,,&&,,&&,, COMPUT3R,  OR TO  TH3 D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 &&,&,&&,,,
,&,&,&,&,& WORK,  FOR  4  QU1CK   4ND   F4ULT  FR3E ,&&&&,&,,,
&&&&&&&&&,                OP3R4T1ON.                &,,,&&&,,,
,,,,,,,,&&                                          &,,&,,&,,&
,,,,,,,&,&       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      &,&&,&&,&&
,,,,,,&&&&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    &&,&&,&&,&
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,,,,&&,,&&      ==# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #==      &,&&,&&,,&
,,,&,&,&,&        ==# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #==        &&,&&,&,&&
,,&&&&&&&&                                          ,&&,&&&&,&
,&,,,,,,,&     ==# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #==     &,&&,,,&&&
&&,,,,,,&,    ==# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #==    &&,&,,&,,&
,&,,,,,&&&     ==# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #==     ,&&&,&&,&,
&&,,,,&,,,            ==# 4ND 4T 34SE #==           &,,&&,&&&,
,&,,,&&,,&                                          &,&,&&,,&&
&&,,&,&,&&     ==# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #==     &&&&,&,&,&
,&,&&&&&,,     ==# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #==     ,,,&&&&&&,
&&&,,,,&,,   ==# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #==   ,,&,,,,,&,
,,&,,,&&,&                                          ,&&,,,,&&&
,&&,,&,&&&    ==# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #==   &,&,,,&,,&
&,&,&&&,,,     ==# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #==    &&&,,&&,&&
&&&&,,&,,,    ==# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #==     ,,&,&,&&,,
,,,&,&&,,,      ==# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #==     ,&&&&&,&,&
,,&&&,&,,,       ==# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #==        &,,,,&&&&&
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO    B3     4    K1ND    OF     PR4Y3R?           
           4S   1N,    YOU   M4K3   4   CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,    B34UT1FUL,   4ND   US3LESS           
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           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D   4SK  FOR  4  H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
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