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.....&&&.. TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4 V3RY COMMON  TOOL  1N &.&&.....&
&....&.&&. TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS 3VEN  NOW. ..&&&.....
.&.....&&& 1TS JOB 1S TO DO V4ST 4MOUNTS  OF  SM4LL ..&.&&....
..&....&.& C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT  4MOUNT OF T1M3. &...&&&...
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....&....& MOST  WORK ON TH3  PR1NCIPL3S  OF POS1NG ..&...&&&.
.....&.... TH3  PROBL3M ON  4 H1LB3RT PL4N3,  WH1CH ...&..&.&&
&.....&... 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY, SO ....&...&&
&&.....&.. TH4T   D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3  TH3  PROBL3M .....&..&.
&&&.....&.    W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE   &.....&...
&.&&.....& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &&.....&..
..&&&.....          COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)         &&&.....&.
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&...&&&...   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   ..&&&.....
.&..&.&&.. CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO  TH3 "GODS"  OF TH31R ..&.&&....
..&...&&&. COMPUT3R, OR  TO TH3 D43MONS  DO1NG  TH3 ....&&&...
...&..&.&& WORK,  FOR   4   QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT  FR3E &...&.&&..
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&.&&.....&      ==# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #==      ...&..&...
..&&&.....        ==# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #==        ....&..&..
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....&&&...     ==# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #==     ......&..&
&...&.&&..    ==# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #==    &......&..
.&....&&&.     ==# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #==     .&......&.
..&...&.&&            ==# 4ND 4T 34SE #==           ..&......&
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.&..&...&.     ==# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #==     ....&.....
..&..&....     ==# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #==     .....&....
...&..&...   ==# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #==   ......&...
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.....&..&.   ==# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #==    .&......&.
......&..&     ==# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #==    ..&......&
&......&..     ==# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #==    ...&......
.&......&.     ==# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #==      ....&.....
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