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,,,,,,,,,, ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, TO COME TO HARM. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,~ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ~,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,~^ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ^~,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,~^$ SECOND LAWS. $^~,,,,,,,
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,,,~^$¤&#@ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, @#&¤$^~,,,
,,~^$¤&#@# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #@#&¤$^~,,
,,,~^$¤&#@ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. @#&¤$^~,,,
,,,,~^$¤&# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #&¤$^~,,,,
,,,,,~^$¤& TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH &¤$^~,,,,,
,,,,,,~^$¤ THINGS... ¤$^~,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,~^ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ^~,,,,,,,,
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