Rituals For Computer Operation                     
                                                              
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¨¨§§¨§¨¨§§ The Computer Is A Very  Common  Tool  In ¨¨§§¨§¨§¨§
§¨§¨§§§¨§¨ The  Futures, And In Some Ways Even Now. ¨¨§¨§§§§§§
¨§§§§¨¨§§§ Its Job Is  To  Do Vast Amounts Of Small §¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨¨§¨§¨¨ Calculations In A  Short Amount Of Time. §§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨§§§§¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨
¨§¨§¨§¨¨¨§ Most Work  On The  Principles Of  Posing §¨¨§§§¨§¨¨
¨§§§§§§¨¨§ The  Problem On A Hilbert  Plane,  Which ¨§¨§¨¨§§§¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§ Is  Then  Folded  Out  Of  Causality, So §§§§§¨§¨¨§
§§§¨¨¨¨§§§ That   Daemons  Can  Solve  The  Problem §¨¨¨¨§§§¨§
¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨    Without Affecting Real Life. (These   ¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§§
§¨¨§§¨¨§§¨ Daemons  Are  Under  Contract  With  The §§§¨¨§§¨§¨
§§¨§¨§¨§¨§         Computer Manufacturer.)          §¨¨§¨§¨§§§
¨¨§§§§§§§§                                          §§¨§§§§§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨   It'S Commonplace For Programmers And   §¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨ Clerks To Pray To  The  "Gods"  Of Their §§§¨§¨¨¨§§
§¨§¨§¨¨¨¨¨ Computer, Or  To  The  Daemons Doing The ¨¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
§§§§§§¨¨¨¨ Work,  For  A  Quick   And   Fault  Free ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨                Operation.                §¨¨§§¨§§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§§¨¨                                          §§¨§¨§§¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§¨       Some Ubiquitous And Generally      §¨§§§§¨§¨§
¨§¨¨¨¨§§§§    Non-Controversial Rituals Include:    ¨§§¨¨¨§§§§
§§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨¨
§¨¨§¨¨§§¨¨      ==# Light A Scented Candle #==      ¨§§§§¨§§¨¨
§§¨§§¨§¨§¨        ==# For Quiet And Calm #==        §§¨¨¨§§¨§¨
§¨§§¨§§§§§                                          §¨§¨¨§¨§§§
¨§§¨§§¨¨¨¨     ==# Recite A Mantra Or Other #==     ¨§§§¨§§§¨¨
¨§¨§§¨§¨¨¨    ==# Reassuring Message To Make #==    §§¨¨§§¨¨§¨
¨§§§¨§§§¨¨     ==# The Computer Comfortable #==     ¨¨§¨§¨§¨§§
§§¨¨§§¨¨§¨            ==# And At Ease #==           ¨¨§§§§§§§¨
§¨§¨§¨§¨§§                                          §¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§§§§§§§§¨     ==# Some Like To Say A Brief #==     §§§§¨¨¨¨¨§
§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§     ==# Prayer For Solace, To Be #==     ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨§
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§   ==# Left Alone During Their Work #==   ¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨§
§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§                                          §¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§
¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨§    ==# Offer A Cup Of Steaming Tea #==   ¨§¨¨§§§§¨§
§§¨§§§¨¨¨§     ==# Or A Meal To The Machines #==    §§§¨§¨¨¨§§
¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨§     ==# (Sometimes, By Fey Rules, #==    §¨¨§§§¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨§¨§§¨§     ==# The Daemons Are Allowed #==      ¨§¨§¨¨§¨§§
§¨§§§§§¨§§        ==# To Respond To This) #==       ¨§§§§¨§§§¨
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           Would    You    Consider    Code    Golf           
           To    Be    A     Kind    Of     Prayer?           
           As   In,   You    Make   A   Convoluted,           
           Intricate,   Beautiful,    And   Useless           
           Artifact.   As  In,  You'Re  Using  Your           
           Skills    To    Ask    For    Something,           
                                                              
           ...I'D  Ask  For  A   Handful  Of  Bugs?           
                                                              
           Code    Has   Bugs,    Lots    Of    It.