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%*~^,,,,,,           ~(((( SPOILERS ))))~           ,,,,,,^~*%
*~^,,,,,,,          ,^ GOTO RANDOM SITE ^,          ,,,,,,,^~*
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,,,,,,^~*%               *** TODO ***               %*~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~*%&                                          &%*~^,,,,,
,,,,^~*%&& @@  REWRITE  TO  STORE   AS  JSON  MAYBE &&%*~^,,,,
,,,^~*%&&#                                          #&&%*~^,,,
,,^~*%&&## @@  REWRITE  TO  USE  A  DATABASE  MAYBE ##&&%*~^,,
,^~*%&&###       (SPOILER: CURRENTLY WE DON'T)      ###&&%*~^,
,,^~*%&&##                                          ##&&%*~^,,
,,,^~*%&&# @@  ALIAS "ADJUST" FOR "JUSTIFY" BECAUSE #&&%*~^,,,
,,,,^~*%&& I  DO  THIS  WRONG  MORE  OFTEN THAN NOT &&%*~^,,,,
,,,,,^~*%&                                          &%*~^,,,,,
,^~*%&&@@#               *** DONE ***               #@@&&%*~^,
,^~*%%%&&#                                          #&&%%%*~^,
,^~*%&&@## @@ LEARN NEO  FOUR JAY AND MAKE A SCRIPT ##@&&%*~^,
,^~*%&&@## THAT GENERATES  A  DATABASE  SO  YOU CAN ##@&&%*~^,
,^~*%&&@##            LOOK AT YOUR PAGES            ##@&&%*~^,
,,,,,,,~%&                                          &%~,,,,,,,
,^~*%&&@## @@ MAKE  LINKS ONLY LINKIFY  WHEN  THERE ##@&&%*~^,
,^~*%&&@@# IS   ~ANOTHER~   PAGE   WITH   THE   TAG #@@&&%*~^,
,^~*%&&@##                                          ##@&&%*~^,
,^~*%&&@## @@ MAKE LINKS  ALWAYS  GO  TO  ~ANOTHER~ ##@&&%*~^,
,^~*%&&@## PAGE THAN THE  ONE WHO LINKS TO  THE TAG ##@&&%*~^,
,^~*%&&@##                                          ##@&&%*~^,
,^*%&&@### @@ MAKE  THE RANDOM KEYWORD JUST  GIVE A ###@&&%*^,
,,,^^~*&&#               RANDOM PAGE                #&&*~^^,,,
,^~*%&&@##                                          ##@&&%*~^,
,^~*%&&@@# @@  SOME   BACKEND   STATS  ABOUT   TAGS #@@&&%*~^,
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