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...^~^$§@#           ~(((( SPOILERS ))))~           #@§$^~^...
....^~^$§@          .^ GOTO RANDOM SITE ^.          @§$^~^....
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....^~^^$§               ^^^ TODO ^^^               §$^^~^....
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....^~^^$§ @@  REWRITE  TO  STORE   AS  JSON  MAYBE §$^^~^....
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..^~^^$§@# @@  REWRITE  TO  USE  A  DATABASE  MAYBE #@§$^^~^..
.^~^^$§@##      (SPOILER: CURRENTLY WE DON'T)       ##@§$^^~^.
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...^~^^$§@ @@ ALIAS "ADJUST"  FOR "JUSTIFY" BECAUSE @§$^^~^...
....^~^^$§ I  DO THIS  WRONG  MORE OFTEN  THAN  NOT §$^^~^....
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.....~^$$§               ^^^ DONE ^^^               §$$^~.....
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......^^$§ @@ LEARN NEO FOUR JAY AND MAKE A  SCRIPT §$^^......
....^^^^§# THAT GENERATES  A  DATABASE  SO YOU  CAN #§^^^^....
.^~~~^^^$§            LOOK AT YOUR PAGES            §$^^^~~~^.
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.^~^^$§§§@ @@  MAKE LINKS ONLY LINKIFY  WHEN  THERE @§§§$^^~^.
.^~~^^^$§# IS   ~ANOTHER~   PAGE   WITH   THE   TAG #§$^^^~~^.
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.^~^^$§@## @@  MAKE  LINKS ALWAYS GO  TO  ~ANOTHER~ ##@§$^^~^.
.^~^^$§@## PAGE  THAN THE ONE WHO LINKS TO  THE TAG ##@§$^^~^.
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.^~^^$§@## @@ MAKE  THE  RANDOM KEYWORD JUST GIVE A ##@§$^^~^.
.^~^^$§@##                RANDOM PAGE               ##@§$^^~^.
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.^~^^$§§@@ @@  SOME   BACKEND  STATS   ABOUT   TAGS @@§§$^^~^.
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