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,,,,,,,,,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^ UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY, IRIDIESCENT  AND ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~† SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†^ - MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES  OF SALT, ^†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†^* THEN  SEALED  IN A DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) *^†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†^*&       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        &*^†~^,,,,
,,,^~†^*&#                                          #&*^†~^,,,
,,^~†^*&## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE  ETERNAL ##&*^†~^,,
,^~†^*&### LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE  GRACE ###&*^†~^,
,,^~†^*&## OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ##&*^†~^,,
,,,^~†^*&# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED  THAT #&*^†~^,,,
,,,,^~†^*& THIS  DOES  NOT  PREVENT YOUR BODY  FROM &*^†~^,,,,
,,,,,^~†^* GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. *^†~^,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,,   ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,^                  NORSE.                  ^,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,^~†   ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†^  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ^†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†^*   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   *^†~^,,,,,
,,,,^~†^*&          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         &*^†~^,,,,
,,,^~†^*&#                                          #&*^†~^,,,
,,^~†^*&##  ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ##&*^†~^,,
,^~†^*&###    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ###&*^†~^,
,,^~†^*&##  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ##&*^†~^,,
,,,^~†^*&#   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   #&*^†~^,,,
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,,,,,^~†^*   ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  *^†~^,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†^   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ^†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~†            CATS AT AGE NINE.             †~^,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,^     ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ^,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,,   ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,,             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,^~  ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ~^,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~†   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   †~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,^~†^ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ^†~^,,,,,,
,,,,,^~†^*        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         *^†~^,,,,,
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