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,^~†%$§¶¶# Page On Unicorn Meat.                    #¶¶§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶##                                          ##¶§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶## #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##¶§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶##                                          ##¶§$%†~^,
,^~†††$§§¶ Unicorn  Meat Is  Oily,  Iridiescent And ¶§§$†††~^,
,^~†%$§¶## Slightly   Translucent.   Due   To   Its ##¶§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§### Shrimp-Like  Texture It Is Usually Cured ###§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶¶# - Mixed  With Large  Quantities Of Salt, #¶¶§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶## Then Sealed  In  A  Dark  Room (Or  Pit) ##¶§$%†~^,
,,,,,,,~%§        To Dry Over Several Months.       §%~,,,,,,,
,,,^††%$$§                                          §$$%††^,,,
,^~†††%$¶¶ Eating The Meat  Is Said To Give Eternal ¶¶$%†††~^,
,^~†%$§¶## Life.  By  Indulging, You Lose The Grace ##¶§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§### Of  All  Gods,  And  No  Afterlife  Will ###§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶## Claim You. It Has Been  Discovered  That ##¶§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶## This  Does  Not  Prevent  Your Body From ##¶§$%†~^,
,,,,,,~%§§ Getting Hurt Or Ruined, Please Be Aware. §§%~,,,,,,
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,^~†%$§¶¶#           Notable Persons With           #¶¶§$%†~^,
,^^~††††$¶           Unicorn Immortality:           ¶$††††~^^,
,^~†%$§¶##                                          ##¶§$%†~^,
,,,^^~††%§   % Dremgar Alfhildsson, Decapitated A   §%††~^^,,,
,,,,^†%$$§   Thousand Years Ago, Body Burned. Head  §$$%†^,,,,
,^~†%$¶###     Is Kept In Oxford, Tenures In Old    ###¶$%†~^,
,,,^††%$$§                  Norse.                  §$$%††^,,,
,^~†%$§¶##                                          ##¶§$%†~^,
,,,^†††$¶#   % Petty King Oxmond, Locked Himself    #¶$†††^,,,
,,,^††%$§¶  Permanently Inside The Temple Of Salah  ¶§$%††^,,,
,^^^~†%%$¶   Ben Salah To Escape All Bodily Harm.   ¶$%%†~^^^,
,,^^^†$§§#         Communicates Via Radio.          #§§$†^^^,,
,,,^~†%%§¶                                          ¶§%%†~^,,,
,,,,,,~†$¶  % Aix Swylke, Theorized That She Would  ¶$†~,,,,,,
,^~~~~%$§§     Not Need To Eat Or Breathe. Was A    §§$%~~~~^,
,^~†%$§¶##  Feared Assasin For A Long Time But Has  ##¶§$%†~^,
,,,,,,~%$§   Not Been Seen For Two Hundred Years.   §$%~,,,,,,
,^~†%$§§§¶                                          ¶§§§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶##   % A Boy Called Jackson, Given Unicorn  ##¶§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶##   Meat By His Father, Torn And Eaten By  ##¶§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§§§§             Cats At Age Nine.            §§§§$%†~^,
,^~†%$§¶##                                          ##¶§$%†~^,
,,,^~†$§§§     % Djend, Who Ate The Meat Of His     §§§$†~^,,,
,,,~~%%%$§     Enemies, Living But Crazed "With     §$%%%~~,,,
,,,,~~%%$§      Glory", Probably Prion Disease?     §$%%~~,,,,
,,,^††%%%§                                          §%%%††^,,,
,^~†%%$$§§    % Timothy leary, Launched By Rocket   §§$$%%†~^,
,,,,^~†$$¶             Into Deep Space.             ¶$$†~^,,,,
,^~†%$§¶##                                          ##¶§$%†~^,
,^^^^~†$$§ % Oleg Firmamnov, Presently Residing In  §$$†~^^^^,
,^~†%$§¶##   A Small House On The Kola peninsula,   ##¶§$%†~^,
,,,,,~†$$§ Surrounded By A Small Army Of Monks Who  §$$†~,,,,,
,,,^^~††$¶        Refuse To Leave His Side.         ¶$††~^^,,,
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