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,##,,,#,#, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ,#,####,#,
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,#,,#,##,# UNICORN MEAT IS  OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND #,##,###,,
##,###,##, SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ##,##,,#,,
,##,,##,#, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT  IS USUALLY CURED ,##,#,##,#
#,#,#,###, -  MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #,####,###
######,,## THEN  SEALED  IN  A  DARK ROOM  (OR PIT) ##,,,##,,,
,,,,,#,#,,       TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.        ,#,,#,#,,#
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,,,#,,,#,, EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,##,,,##,#
,,##,,##,, LIFE.  BY  INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #,#,,#,###
,#,#,#,#,, OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ###,###,,#
########,, CLAIM YOU. IT  HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT ,,##,,#,##
,,,,,,,#,, THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT YOUR  BODY  FROM ,#,#,###,,
,,,,,,##,# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #####,,#,,
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,,##,##,,,           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ,##,#,,#,,
,#,##,#,,,           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           #,###,##,,
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,,##,,#,,#   * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ,#,#,###,#
,#,#,##,##  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   #####,,###
#####,##,,     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ,,,,#,#,,#
,,,,##,#,#                  NORSE.                  ,,,####,#,
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,,###,,,#,   * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ,##,,#,,#,
,#,,#,,##,  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  #,#,##,##,
##,##,#,#,   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ####,##,#,
,##,######         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ,,,##,####
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##,#,,,,,#  * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ,###,#,,#,
,###,,,,#,    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     #,,###,###
#,,#,,,###  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  #,#,,##,,#
#,##,,#,,#   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ###,#,#,#,
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,####,##,,   * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  ,#,,,,,,,,
#,,,##,#,#   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  ##,,,,,,,,
#,,#,####,            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ,#,,,,,,,#
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##,,#,,###     * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ,#,,,,,###
,#,##,#,,#     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ##,,,,#,,,
###,###,#,     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ,#,,,##,,,
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,#,#,#,,,,   * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ,#,####,##
######,,,,             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ###,,,##,#
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,,,,##,,,, * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ,##,###,#,
,,,#,#,,,,   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   #,##,,###,
,,####,,,,  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ##,#,#,,#,
,#,,,#,,,#        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ,#####,##,
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