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,~«†$£§@@@ UNICORN  MEAT  IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT  AND @@@§£$†«~,
,~«†$£§@@# SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS #@@§£$†«~,
,~«†£§@@## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED ##@@§£†«~,
,,,,,~†£§@ -  MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF SALT, @§£†~,,,,,
,,,~«†$££§ THEN  SEALED  IN A  DARK  ROOM  (OR PIT) §££$†«~,,,
,~«†$§@@##        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ##@@§$†«~,
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,~«†$§@@## EATING  THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##@@§$†«~,
,,,,~«†$$§ LIFE. BY  INDULGING,  YOU LOSE THE GRACE §$$†«~,,,,
,,,~««†$$§ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL §$$†««~,,,
,,~~~†$§§§ CLAIM  YOU.  IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT §§§$†~~~,,
,~«†$£§@@# THIS DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM #@@§£$†«~,
,~«†$§@@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@@§$†«~,
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,~«†$£§@@#           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           #@@§£$†«~,
,~«†$£§@@#           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           #@@§£$†«~,
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,~«†$§@@##   $ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ##@@§$†«~,
,~«†$£@@##   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ##@@£$†«~,
,~«†$£§@@#     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    #@@§£$†«~,
,,,,,,«$§@                  NORSE.                  @§$«,,,,,,
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,~«†$£§@@#   $ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    #@@§£$†«~,
,~«†$£@@##  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ##@@£$†«~,
,~«†$£§@@@   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   @@@§£$†«~,
,~«†$£§@@#          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         #@@§£$†«~,
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,~««†$$$§§  $ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  §§$$$†««~,
,~~««†££§@    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     @§££†««~~,
,,~~~~†$$§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  §$$†~~~~,,
,~«†$£§@@#   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   #@@§£$†«~,
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,~«†$£§§§@  $ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   @§§§£$†«~,
,,,~~«««$§   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  §$«««~~,,,
,,,~«««$§§            CATS AT AGE NINE.             §§$«««~,,,
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,,,~«†$§§@     $ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     @§§$†«~,,,
,~«†$£§@@@     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     @@@§£$†«~,
,,,,~««$$§      GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?     §$$««~,,,,
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,~«†$£§@@@   $ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    @@@§£$†«~,
,~«†$£§@@@             INTO DEEP SPACE.             @@@§£$†«~,
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,~†$£§@@## $ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ##@@§£$†~,
,,,,,~~«$§   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   §$«~~,,,,,
,~«†$£§@@# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  #@@§£$†«~,
,,,~~†£§@@         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        @@§£†~~,,,
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