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##&%*†~^.. PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ..^~†*%&##
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*†~^...... UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ......^~†*
%*†~^..... SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS .....^~†*%
&%*†~^.... SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ....^~†*%&
#&%*†~^... - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ...^~†*%&#
##&%*†~^.. THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ..^~†*%&##
###&%*†~^. TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. .^~†*%&###
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#&%*†~^... EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ...^~†*%&#
&%*†~^.... LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ....^~†*%&
%*†~^..... OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL .....^~†*%
*†~^...... CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ......^~†*
%*†~^..... THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM .....^~†*%
&%*†~^.... GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ....^~†*%&
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##&%*†~^.. NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ..^~†*%&##
#&%*†~^... UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ...^~†*%&#
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%*†~^..... * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A .....^~†*%
*†~^...... THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ......^~†*
%*†~^..... IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD .....^~†*%
&%*†~^.... NORSE. ....^~†*%&
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##&%*†~^.. * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ..^~†*%&##
###&%*†~^. PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH .^~†*%&###
##&%*†~^.. BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ..^~†*%&##
#&%*†~^... COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ...^~†*%&#
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%*†~^..... * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD .....^~†*%
*†~^...... NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ......^~†*
%*†~^..... FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS .....^~†*%
&%*†~^.... NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ....^~†*%&
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##&%*†~^.. * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ..^~†*%&##
###&%*†~^. MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY .^~†*%&###
##&%*†~^.. CATS AT AGE NINE. ..^~†*%&##
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&%*†~^.... * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ....^~†*%&
%*†~^..... ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH .....^~†*%
*†~^...... GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ......^~†*
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&%*†~^.... * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ....^~†*%&
#&%*†~^... INTO DEEP SPACE. ...^~†*%&#
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###&%*†~^. * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN .^~†*%&###
##&%*†~^.. A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ..^~†*%&##
#&%*†~^... SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ...^~†*%&#
&%*†~^.... REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ....^~†*%&
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