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.^~:§§@###               : MIG BAC :                ###@§§:~^.
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....^~:§§@ ON THE  VERGE  OF  BEING  REPULSIVE  BUT @§§:~^....
.....^~:§§ STILL SOOOO  GOOD...  IN SOME WAY...  SO §§:~^.....
......^~:§             SLIMY, SO FLIMSY             §:~^......
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........^~ THE BEST  HAMBURGER THAT  MC DONALDS HAS ~^........
.........^ TO OFFER IF YOU  COMBINE THE TASTE  WITH ^.........
..........   THE CLASSICALITY AND ORIGINAL THOUGHT  ..........
.......... OF  COMBINING TWO  SINGLE  BURGERS  INTO ..........
..........             A DOUBLE BURGER.             ..........
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.......... IT'S NICE                                ..........
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.......... THE   MAESTROS   HAVE  NOTHING  ON  THIS ..........
.........^                 BAD BOY.                 ^.........
........^~             IM SRS. FIGHT ME             ~^........
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