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~......... The Clarinet  Is  A Darkish Tube  With A .........~
\~........ Blow Hole And A Music  Hole, In Separate ........~\
*\~....... Ends.  On  It'S  Side  Are  Levers   And .......~\*
%*\~...... Buttons To Guide Its Unfathomable Power. ......~\*%
@%*\~.....                                          .....~\*%@
#@%*\~.... It  Was Designed  For  Humans But Can Be ....~\*%@#
##@%*\~... Used   By   Any   Being   With   Blowing ...~\*%@##
###@%*\~.. Capabilities And At Least Some  Fingers. ..~\*%@###
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#@%*\~....                   ~£\£~                  ....~\*%@#
@%*\~.....                                          .....~\*%@
%*\~...... The  Clarinet  Can Be  Thought Of  As  A ......~\*%
*\~....... Pasttime  Or  A  Tool,  But  Also  As  A .......~\*
\~........ Weapon.  As Such  It  Has  Been  Used In ........~\
~......... Many  Campaigns,  But  At  The  Time  Of .........~
.......... Writing  It  Has   Been  Lost  For  Over ..........
..........               Fourty Years               ..........
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