R1TU4LS FOR COMPUT3R OP3R4T1ON                     
                                                              
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&,,&&&,&,& TH3 COMPUT3R  1S 4 V3RY  COMMON TOOL  1N &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,, TH3 FUTUR3S, 4ND 1N SOM3 W4YS  3VEN NOW. &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,& 1TS JOB 1S TO  DO  V4ST 4MOUNTS OF SM4LL &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,, C4LCULAT1ONS 1N 4 SHORT  4MOUNT OF T1M3. &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&                                          &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,, MOST  WORK ON  TH3 PR1NCIPL3S OF  POS1NG &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,& TH3  PROBL3M  ON 4 H1LB3RT PL4N3,  WH1CH &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,, 1S  TH3N  FOLD3D  OUT  OF  C4USAL1TY, SO &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,& TH4T  D43MONS  C4N  SOLV3   TH3  PROBL3M &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,   W1THOUT 4FF3CT1NG R34L L1F3. (TH3SE    &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,& D43MONS  4R3  UND3R  CONTR4CT  W1TH  TH3 &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,         COMPUT3R M4NUFACTUR3R.)          &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&                                          &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,   1T'S COMMONPL4C3 FOR PROGR4MM3RS 4ND   &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,& CL3RKS  TO PR4Y TO TH3  "GODS"  OF TH31R &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,, COMPUT3R,  OR  TO TH3 D43MONS DO1NG  TH3 &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,& WORK,   FOR  4   QU1CK  4ND  F4ULT  FR3E &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,                OP3R4T1ON.                &,&,&,&,&,
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&,&,&&,&,,       SOM3 UB1QUITOUS 4ND G3NER4LLY      &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&    NON-CONTROV3RS14L R1TU4LS 1NCLUD3:    &,&,&,&,&,
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&,&,,&,&,&      ==# L1GHT 4 SC3NTED C4NDL3 #==      &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,        ==# FOR QU13T 4ND C4LM #==        &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&                                          &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,     ==# R3C1TE 4 M4NTRA OR OTH3R #==     &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&    ==# R34SSUR1NG M3SS4GE TO M4K3 #==    &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,     ==# TH3 COMPUT3R COMFORT4BL3 #==     &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&            ==# 4ND 4T 34SE #==           &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,                                          &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&     ==# SOM3 L1K3 TO S4Y 4 BR13F #==     &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,     ==# PR4Y3R FOR SOL4C3, TO B3 #==     &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&   ==# L3FT 4LON3 DUR1NG TH31R WORK #==   &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,                                          &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&   ==# OFF3R 4 CUP OF ST34M1NG T34 #==    &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,     ==# OR 4 M34L TO TH3 M4CH1N3S #==    &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&    ==# (SOM3T1MES, BY F3Y RUL3S, #==     &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,&&,&,,     ==# TH3 D43MONS 4R3 4LLOW3D #==      &,&,&,&,&,
&,&,,&,&,&        ==# TO R3SPOND TO TH1S) #==       &,&,&,&,&,
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           WOULD    YOU    CONS1D3R    COD3    GOLF           
           TO     B3    4    K1ND     OF    PR4Y3R?           
           4S    1N,   YOU   M4K3   4   CONVOLUT3D,           
           1NTRIC4T3,   B34UT1FUL,   4ND    US3LESS           
           4RT1FACT.  4S  1N,   YOU'R3  US1NG  YOUR           
           SK1LLS    TO    4SK    FOR    SOM3TH1NG,           
                                                              
           ...1'D  4SK  FOR  4   H4NDFUL  OF  BUGS?           
                                                              
           COD3    H4S    BUGS,    LOTS    OF   1T.