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###@%*\-~¨ OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ¨~-\*%@###
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###@%*\-~¨ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ¨~-\*%@###
###@%*\-~¨ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ¨~-\*%@###
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