£%=~^..... .....^~=%£
%=~^...... ......^~=%
=~^....... .......^~=
~^........ ........^~
=~^....... .......^~=
%=~^...... ££££====^^^^########££££====^^^^######## ......^~=%
£%=~^..... ^^^^########££££====^^^^########££££==== .....^~=%£
&£%=~^.... ####££££====^^^^########££££====^^^^#### ....^~=%£&
#&£%=~^... ====^^^^########££££====^^^^########££££ ...^~=%£&#
##&£%=~^.. PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS ..^~=%£&##
###&£%=~^. OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL .^~=%£&###
##&£%=~^.. OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I ..^~=%£&##
#&£%=~^... START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT ...^~=%£&#
&£%=~^.... OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO ....^~=%£&
£%=~^..... ########££££==THE^^GROUND.##££££====^^^^ .....^~=%£
%=~^...... ££££====^^^^########££££====^^^^######## ......^~=%
=~^....... I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME .......^~=
~^........ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME ........^~
=~^....... SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET .......^~=
%=~^...... EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ......^~=%
£%=~^..... KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE .....^~=%£
&£%=~^.... TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN ....^~=%£&
#&£%=~^... YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL ...^~=%£&#
##&£%=~^.. BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER ..^~=%£&##
###&£%=~^. "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR .^~=%£&###
##&£%=~^.. YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT ..^~=%£&##
#&£%=~^... HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY ...^~=%£&#
&£%=~^.... MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ....^~=%£&
£%=~^..... SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY .....^~=%£
%=~^...... ^^^^###SADNESS££=COMES^^###FROM#££££==== ......^~=%
=~^....... ####££££====^^^^########££££====^^^^#### .......^~=
~^........ ====^^^^########££££====^^^^########££££ ........^~
=~^....... ########££££====^^^^########££££====^^^^ .......^~=
%=~^...... ......^~=%
£%=~^..... .....^~=%£
&£%=~^.... ....^~=%£&
#&£%=~^... ...^~=%£&#
##&£%=~^.. ..^~=%£&##