ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE  FOR  A DRUNK PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES  ME   STAND   OUT   THOUGH  IS  MY 
  OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING". 
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON THEM  WITH  A FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE  MOST  IMPORTANT  THING IS THE FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY  TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT   IS   ADVANTAGEOUS  TO  IGNORE  MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,   AND  DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS, AND WALK AT  CROSSINGS.