Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D Say  I  Am  An  Average  Biker,  And 
 Above Average For  A Drunk  Person. What 
 Makes   Me   Stand  Out   Though  Is  My 
  Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking". 
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands  On Them  With A Few Points. 
                                          
                 Three                  
 The  Most Important  Thing Is  The Flow. 
 You Must Try To Always Keep Your  Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It   Is  Advantageous  To   Ignore  Most 
   Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And    
 Explicit,   And  Do   What   You   Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big Roads, And  Walk At Crossings.