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.......^~;          *   illegal biking   *          ;~^.......
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.......... i'd  say i  am  an  average  biker,  and ..........
.......... above  average for  a drunk person. what ..........
.......... makes  me   stand   out  though  is   my ..........
.......... obscure biking style: "illegal biking".  ..........
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........^~   it applies the two rules for travel,   ~^........
.......^~; and expands  on them with  a few points. ;~^.......
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.....^~;**                 # three #                **;~^.....
....^~;**# the  most important thing is  the  flow. #**;~^....
...^~;**## you must try to always keep your  speed, ##**;~^...
..^~;**### even  if  it  means  going  a  different ###**;~^..
.^~;**####          way than you intended.          ####**;~^.
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...^~;**##                 * four *                 ##**;~^...
....^~;**# it   is   advantageous  to  ignore  most #**;~^....
.....^~;**    traffic rules. stay predictable and   **;~^.....
......^~;* explicit,   and   do   what   you  want. *;~^......
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........^~                 * five *                 ~^........
.........^ it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but ^.........
.......... avoid big roads, and  walk at crossings. ..........
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