illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 i'd  say  i  am  an  average biker,  and 
 above average for  a drunk person.  what 
 makes   me  stand   out  though   is  my 
  obscure biking style: "illegal biking". 
                                          
   it applies the two rules for travel,   
 and expands on them with  a  few points. 
                                          
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 the most important  thing  is the  flow. 
 you must  try to always keep your speed, 
 even  if  it  means  going  a  different 
          way than you intended.          
                                          
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 it  is   advantageous   to  ignore  most 
   traffic rules. stay predictable and    
 explicit,   and  do   what   you   want. 
                                          
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 it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but 
 avoid big roads, and  walk at crossings.