1LL3G4L BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 1'D S4Y  1  4M  4N  4V3RAGE  B1K3R,  4ND 
 4BOV3 4V3RAGE FOR 4 DRUNK  P3RSON.  WH4T 
 M4K3S  M3   ST4ND   OUT  THOUGH   1S  MY 
 OBSCUR3 B1KING STYL3: "1LL3G4L BIKING".  
                                          
   1T 4PPL13S TH3 TWO RUL3S FOR TR4VEL,   
 4ND  3XP4NDS  ON TH3M W1TH 4 F3W PO1NTS. 
                                          
                  THR3E                 
 TH3  MOST 1MPORT4NT  TH1NG 1S  TH3 FLOW. 
 YOU  MUST TRY TO 4LWAYS K3EP YOUR SP3ED, 
 3VEN  1F  1T  M34NS  GO1NG  4  D1FF3RENT 
          W4Y TH4N YOU 1NT3NDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 1T   1S  4DVANTAG3OUS   TO  1GNOR3  MOST 
    TR4FF1C RUL3S. ST4Y PR3D1CT4BLE 4ND   
 3XPL1CIT,   4ND  DO   WH4T   YOU   W4NT. 
                                          
                  F1V3                  
 1T'S  MOR3  FUN  1F  YOU'R3  DRUNK,  BUT 
 4VO1D B1G RO4DS,  4ND W4LK 4T CROSS1NGS.