illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 i'd  say i  am  an  average  biker,  and 
 above average  for a drunk person.  what 
 makes  me   stand   out   though  is  my 
 obscure biking style: "illegal biking".  
                                          
   it applies the two rules for travel,   
 and  expands on them with a few  points. 
                                          
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 the most important  thing  is the  flow. 
 you must try to always keep your  speed, 
 even  if  it  means  going  a  different 
          way than you intended.          
                                          
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 it  is   advantageous  to   ignore  most 
   traffic rules. stay predictable and    
 explicit,   and   do   what  you   want. 
                                          
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 it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but 
 avoid big roads,  and walk at crossings.