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.......... I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE BIKER,  AND ..........
.........« ABOVE AVERAGE FOR A DRUNK  PERSON.  WHAT «.........
........«: MAKES   ME  STAND   OUT  THOUGH  IS   MY :«........
.......«:$ OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  $:«.......
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......«:$£          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          £$:«......
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.........« IT  IS  ADVANTAGEOUS   TO   IGNORE  MOST «.........
..........   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    ..........
.......... EXPLICIT,   AND  DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. ..........
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.......... IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT ..........
.......... AVOID BIG ROADS,  AND WALK AT CROSSINGS. ..........
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