ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE  FOR A DRUNK PERSON.  WHAT 
 MAKES   ME   STAND   OUT  THOUGH  IS  MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND  EXPANDS ON THEM WITH A FEW  POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE  MOST  IMPORTANT THING IS THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS  KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT   IS   ADVANTAGEOUS  TO  IGNORE  MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,  AND   DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID  BIG ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.