ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE  AVERAGE FOR A  DRUNK PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES  ME  STAND   OUT   THOUGH  IS   MY 
  OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING". 
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON  THEM WITH  A FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                 THREE                  
 THE MOST  IMPORTANT  THING  IS THE FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS  KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS   ADVANTAGEOUS  TO  IGNORE   MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,   AND   DO   WHAT   YOU  WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID  BIG ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.