ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE FOR  A DRUNK PERSON.  WHAT 
 MAKES   ME   STAND  OUT  THOUGH  IS   MY 
  OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING". 
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND  EXPANDS  ON THEM WITH A FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE MOST IMPORTANT  THING  IS  THE FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS  KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS  ADVANTAGEOUS   TO   IGNORE  MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,  AND   DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS, AND WALK AT  CROSSINGS.