Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say  I Am  An  Average  Biker,  And 
 Above Average For A  Drunk Person.  What 
 Makes  Me   Stand  Out   Though   Is  My 
 Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking".  
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And  Expands On Them With A Few  Points. 
                                          
                 Three                  
 The Most Important  Thing  Is  The Flow. 
 You Must Try  To Always Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It  Is  Advantageous   To  Ignore   Most 
   Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And    
 Explicit,   And   Do   What   You  Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big Roads, And  Walk At Crossings.