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.......... i'd  say  i  am  an  average  biker, and ..........
.......... above average for  a drunk person.  what ..........
.......... makes   me  stand   out  though   is  my ..........
.......... obscure biking style: "illegal biking".  ..........
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..........   it applies the two rules for travel,   ..........
.........= and expands on them  with  a few points. =.........
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.......=**                ¤ three ¤                 **=.......
......=**% the  most  important  thing is the flow. %**=......
.....=**%# you must try to  always keep your speed, #%**=.....
....=**%## even  if  it  means  going  a  different ##%**=....
...=**%###          way than you intended.          ###%**=...
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...=**%###                 % four %                 ###%**=...
....=**%## it  is   advantageous  to  ignore   most ##%**=....
.....=**%#    traffic rules. stay predictable and   #%**=.....
......=**% explicit,   and  do   what   you   want. %**=......
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........=*                 * five *                 *=........
.........= it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but =.........
.......... avoid big roads, and walk  at crossings. ..........
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