ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE  AVERAGE  FOR A DRUNK PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES   ME  STAND  OUT  THOUGH   IS   MY 
  OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING". 
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON THEM WITH  A FEW  POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE MOST  IMPORTANT  THING IS THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO  ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS   ADVANTAGEOUS  TO   IGNORE  MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,   AND   DO   WHAT  YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG  ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.