Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say  I  Am  An  Average Biker,  And 
 Above Average For  A Drunk Person.  What 
 Makes   Me  Stand  Out  Though   Is   My 
 Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking".  
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands  On Them  With A Few Points. 
                                          
                  Three                 
 The Most  Important  Thing Is The  Flow. 
 You Must Try To Always Keep  Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It  Is  Advantageous   To  Ignore   Most 
    Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And   
 Explicit,   And   Do  What   You   Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big Roads, And Walk  At Crossings.