Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D Say  I  Am  An  Average  Biker,  And 
 Above Average  For A Drunk  Person. What 
 Makes  Me   Stand  Out   Though  Is   My 
 Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking".  
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands On  Them With A Few  Points. 
                                          
                 Three                  
 The  Most Important Thing  Is The  Flow. 
 You Must Try  To Always Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It   Is  Advantageous  To  Ignore   Most 
   Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And    
 Explicit,   And  Do   What   You   Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big  Roads, And Walk At Crossings.