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......,~/%          ¤   illegal biking   ¤          %/~,......
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..,~/%¤§¶# i'd  say  i am  an  average  biker,  and #¶§¤%/~,..
...,~/%¤§¶ above  average for a drunk person.  what ¶§¤%/~,...
....,~/%¤§ makes   me   stand  out  though   is  my §¤%/~,....
.....,~/%¤  obscure biking style: "illegal biking". ¤%/~,.....
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.......,~/   it applies the two rules for travel,   /~,.......
........,~ and expands on  them  with a few points. ~,........
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.....,~/%¤ the most  important thing  is the  flow. ¤%/~,.....
....,~/%¤§ you must try  to always keep your speed, §¤%/~,....
...,~/%¤§¶ even  if  it  means  going  a  different ¶§¤%/~,...
..,~/%¤§¶#          way than you intended.          #¶§¤%/~,..
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..,~/%¤§¶#                 ¤ four ¤                 #¶§¤%/~,..
...,~/%¤§¶ it   is  advantageous  to  ignore   most ¶§¤%/~,...
....,~/%¤§   traffic rules. stay predictable and    §¤%/~,....
.....,~/%¤ explicit,   and   do  what   you   want. ¤%/~,.....
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........,~ it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but ~,........
.......,~/ avoid  big roads, and walk at crossings. /~,.......
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