ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER, AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE  FOR  A DRUNK PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES   ME   STAND  OUT  THOUGH   IS  MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND  EXPANDS ON THEM  WITH A FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE MOST  IMPORTANT  THING IS  THE FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP  YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT   IS  ADVANTAGEOUS   TO  IGNORE  MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,   AND   DO   WHAT  YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS, AND WALK  AT CROSSINGS.