ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY I  AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE  AVERAGE FOR A DRUNK PERSON.  WHAT 
 MAKES  ME  STAND  OUT   THOUGH   IS   MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS  ON THEM WITH  A FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE  MOST  IMPORTANT THING IS THE  FLOW. 
 YOU  MUST TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS   ADVANTAGEOUS  TO   IGNORE  MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,  AND   DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS, AND WALK AT  CROSSINGS.