ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE  FOR A  DRUNK PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES  ME   STAND   OUT   THOUGH  IS  MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON  THEM WITH A  FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE MOST IMPORTANT THING  IS  THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY  TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS   ADVANTAGEOUS   TO  IGNORE  MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,  AND   DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID  BIG ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.