ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER, AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE  FOR A DRUNK  PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES  ME   STAND  OUT   THOUGH  IS   MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON THEM  WITH A FEW  POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE MOST  IMPORTANT  THING  IS THE FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS  KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS   ADVANTAGEOUS   TO  IGNORE  MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,   AND  DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS, AND WALK  AT CROSSINGS.