Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say I  Am  An  Average  Biker,  And 
 Above  Average For A  Drunk Person. What 
 Makes   Me   Stand   Out  Though  Is  My 
  Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking". 
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands On Them  With  A Few Points. 
                                          
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 The  Most Important Thing  Is  The Flow. 
 You  Must Try To Always Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It  Is   Advantageous  To   Ignore  Most 
    Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And   
 Explicit,   And   Do   What   You  Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big Roads, And Walk At  Crossings.