Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say  I Am  An  Average  Biker,  And 
 Above Average  For A  Drunk Person. What 
 Makes  Me  Stand   Out   Though  Is   My 
 Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking".  
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands On Them With A  Few  Points. 
                                          
                 Three                  
 The  Most  Important Thing Is  The Flow. 
 You  Must Try To Always Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It   Is  Advantageous   To  Ignore  Most 
   Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And    
 Explicit,  And   Do   What   You   Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid  Big Roads, And Walk At Crossings.