ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER, AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE FOR A  DRUNK  PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES  ME   STAND  OUT   THOUGH   IS  MY 
  OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING". 
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND  EXPANDS ON THEM  WITH A FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                 THREE                  
 THE  MOST  IMPORTANT THING IS THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS  KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT   IS   ADVANTAGEOUS  TO  IGNORE  MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,   AND   DO  WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG  ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.