Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say I  Am  An  Average  Biker,  And 
 Above Average For A  Drunk  Person. What 
 Makes  Me   Stand   Out  Though   Is  My 
  Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking". 
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands On Them With  A  Few Points. 
                                          
                 Three                  
 The Most  Important Thing  Is The  Flow. 
 You Must  Try To Always Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
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 It   Is  Advantageous  To  Ignore   Most 
   Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And    
 Explicit,   And   Do   What   You  Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big Roads,  And Walk At Crossings.