ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE  FOR A DRUNK  PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES   ME  STAND   OUT  THOUGH  IS   MY 
  OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING". 
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND  EXPANDS ON THEM  WITH A FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                  THREE                 
 THE  MOST IMPORTANT  THING IS  THE FLOW. 
 YOU  MUST TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS  ADVANTAGEOUS   TO   IGNORE  MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,  AND   DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG  ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.