Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On Earth  (The Planet  Where I  Live)  A 
 Lot Of Us Have  Antennas  On Our  Houses 
 Or  Balconies,   We  Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger  Bandwith, We Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
    Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them   
 Into Orbit), We'Ve Built  Large As  Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually  Built An Antenna With A 
         Dish As Large As Earth.          
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our Position In  The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement  In   The  Galaxy,   And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The  Local Cluster, 
 And Our  Local  Clusters Place  In The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The  Suns Moving Around The 
 Center  Of  The Galaxy  At  Velocity And 
 The  Galaxy  Is Moving Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The Galaxy. And We  As  A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All This,  Despite  All Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio Programmes  Out  In Fucking  Space 
 At The  Speed  Of  Light  (Light  Is Our 
  Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!), 
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of  All  Our  Secrets In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One      Has        Answered 
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most  Opponents  To  Intelligent Life In 
 The  Universe Say It'S  Because You Need 
 A  Class One-Or-The-Other Star  And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance  Away From The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really  Isn'T  That  Keeping   The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I  Think Everyone Agrees That We Have No 
 Idea What We'Re  Doing  (And It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna Go  Smoke My  Third Cigarette 
 This  Year And Try To Snatch  Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing