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..^~††¤@## .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~. ##@¤††~^..
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....^~††¤@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @¤††~^....
.....^~††¤ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¤††~^.....
......^~†† TO COME TO HARM. ††~^......
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....^~††¤@ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT @¤††~^....
...^~††¤@# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #@¤††~^...
..^~††¤@## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##@¤††~^..
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..^~††¤@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##@¤††~^..
...^~††¤@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@¤††~^...
....^~††¤@ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR @¤††~^....
.....^~††¤ SECOND LAWS. ¤††~^.....
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...^~††¤@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@¤††~^...
..^~††¤@## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##@¤††~^..
.^~††¤@### SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ###@¤††~^.
..^~††¤@## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##@¤††~^..
...^~††¤@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@¤††~^...
....^~††¤@ THINGS... @¤††~^....
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......^~†† THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ††~^......
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