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,,,,.~=§*#            ,~~~ Batteries ~~~,           #*§=~.,,,,
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,,.~=§*### Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ###*§=~.,,
,.~=§*#### Through  Inaction,  Allow A  Human Being ####*§=~.,
.~=§*#####             To Come To Harm.             #####*§=~.
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,,.~=§*### A Battery Must Obey The  Orders Given It ###*§=~.,,
,,,.~=§*## By  Human  Beings  Except   Where   Such ##*§=~.,,,
,,,,.~=§*# Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. #*§=~.,,,,
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,,,,.~=§*# A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own #*§=~.,,,,
,,,.~=§*## Existence As  Long  As  Such  Protection ##*§=~.,,,
,,.~=§*### Does Not  Conflict  With  The  First  Or ###*§=~.,,
,.~=§*####               Second Laws.               ####*§=~.,
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,,,.~=§*##   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ##*§=~.,,,
,,,,.~=§*# But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I #*§=~.,,,,
,,,,,.~=§*   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   *§=~.,,,,,
,,,,.~=§*#         Think Double A, Triple A,        #*§=~.,,,,
,,,.~=§*##    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ##*§=~.,,,
,,.~=§*###                 Things...                ###*§=~.,,
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.~=§*##### They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty #####*§=~.
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