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@###$%†-~.            .--- Batteries ---.           .~-†%$###@
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#%%-...... Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ......-%%#
#%--...... Through Inaction,  Allow  A Human  Being ......--%#
#$†††-....             To Come To Harm.             ....-†††$#
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#%††~~.... A Battery Must Obey The  Orders Given It ....~~††%#
@@##$%†-~. By  Human  Beings  Except   Where   Such .~-†%$##@@
##$%†~~... Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ...~~†%$##
#$%%-~....                                          ....~-%%$#
####$%†-~. A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own .~-†%$####
##@##$%†-~ Existence  As  Long As  Such  Protection ~-†%$##@##
#@##$%†-~. Does  Not Conflict  With  The  First  Or .~-†%$##@#
##$%†~....               Second Laws.               ....~†%$##
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####$%†-~.  These Things Power Almost Everything,   .~-†%$####
##@#$%†-~. But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I .~-†%$#@##
@##$††-...   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ...-††$##@
##@#$%†-~.         Think Double A, Triple A,        .~-†%$#@##
@@##$%†-~.    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    .~-†%$##@@
#$%††††-~.                 Things...                .~-††††%$#
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#$%†††-~.. They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ..~-†††%$#
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