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@&::~~¨¨¨¨ ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨ ¨¨¨¨~~::&@
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@&&%~¨¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨¨¨¨¨~%&&@
##@@&%:~~¨ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¨~~:%&@@##
@@&%%::~~¨ TO COME TO HARM. ¨~~::%%&@@
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##@@&%:~~¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨~~:%&@@##
@&%::::~~¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨~~::::%&@
#@@%::~¨¨¨ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ¨¨¨~::%@@#
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##@@&%:~~¨ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨~~:%&@@##
###@@&:~~¨ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨~~:&@@###
#@&&%~~¨¨¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¨¨¨~~%&&@#
@%::::~¨¨¨ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨¨~::::%@
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###@&%:~~¨ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¨~~:%&@###
###@@%:~~¨ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨~~:%@@###
#@&&%%:~~¨ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨~~:%%&&@#
##@@&%:~~¨ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¨~~:%&@@##
@&%%~¨¨¨¨¨ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨~%%&@
@%%%~~~~¨¨ THINGS... ¨¨~~~~%%%@
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@&::~¨¨¨¨¨ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨¨¨~::&@
@&&%::~¨¨¨ INSIDE. ¨¨¨~::%&&@
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