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¨§¨§§§¨¨¨§ ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨ §¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨
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¨¨§¨§§¨§¨¨ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¨§§§§¨§¨¨§
¨§§§¨§§§¨§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING §¨¨¨§§§¨§§
§¨¨§§¨¨§§¨ TO COME TO HARM. §¨¨§¨¨§§¨§
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§§§§§§§§¨§ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §§¨§§§§¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§¨ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¨§§¨¨¨§§¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. §¨§¨¨§¨§¨¨
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¨¨¨¨§¨¨§§§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨¨§§¨§¨¨§ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ¨§¨§¨¨§§¨¨
¨¨§¨§§§¨§¨ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR §§§§¨§¨§¨¨
¨§§§¨¨§§§§ SECOND LAWS. ¨¨¨§§§§§¨¨
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¨§¨¨§§¨§¨§ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, §§§¨§§§¨§§
§§¨§¨§§§§§ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¨¨§§¨¨§§¨§
¨§§§§¨¨¨¨§ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¨§¨§¨§¨§§¨
§¨¨¨§¨¨¨§§ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, §§§§§§§¨§¨
§¨¨§§¨¨§¨§ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨§§§§
§¨§¨§¨§§§¨ THINGS... ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨¨§¨§¨§ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨
¨¨¨¨§§§§§¨ INSIDE. ¨¨§§§§¨§§¨
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