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.~»*$¤#¶## .»»» BATTERIES »»». ##¶#¤$*»~.
.~»*$¤#¶## ##¶#¤$*»~.
.~»*$¤¤¤## BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ##¤¤¤$*»~.
.~»*$¤#¶## THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ##¶#¤$*»~.
.~»*$¤#¶## TO COME TO HARM. ##¶#¤$*»~.
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......~*¤¶ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¶¤*~......
...~»$$¤¤¶ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¶¤¤$$»~...
.~»*$¤#¶## ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. ##¶#¤$*»~.
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.~»*$¤#¶## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##¶#¤$*»~.
.~»*¤#¶### EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ###¶#¤*»~.
.~»*$¤#¶## DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ##¶#¤$*»~.
.....~~»$# SECOND LAWS. #$»~~.....
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.~»*$¤#¶## THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ##¶#¤$*»~.
.~»*$¤#¶## BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ##¶#¤$*»~.
.~»*$¤¤¤## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##¤¤¤$*»~.
.~»*$¤#¶## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##¶#¤$*»~.
.....~»$## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##$»~.....
.......»$# THINGS... #$».......
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.~»*$¤#### THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ####¤$*»~.
....~~»$¤¶ INSIDE. ¶¤$»~~....
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