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,~=/%@#¶@# #@¶#@%/=~,
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,~=/%@#¶¶¶ ¶¶¶#@%/=~,
,~=/%@###¶ ,=== BATTERIES ===, ¶###@%/=~,
,~=%@#¶@## ##@¶#@%=~,
,,,~==/%%# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #%%/==~,,,
,,,~==/%#@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @#%/==~,,,
,,,,,=%%#¶ TO COME TO HARM. ¶#%%=,,,,,
,~=/%@#¶@# #@¶#@%/=~,
,~=/%@#¶¶¶ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ¶¶¶#@%/=~,
,,~====/@# BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH #@/====~,,
,~=/%@#¶@@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @@¶#@%/=~,
,~=/%@#¶@@ @@¶#@%/=~,
,~=/%@#¶@# A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN #@¶#@%/=~,
,,,,=%%@@# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #@@%%=,,,,
,,,,,,,=%# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #%=,,,,,,,
,,,,~=%##¶ SECOND LAWS. ¶##%=~,,,,
,,,,,~/%#¶ ¶#%/~,,,,,
,~=/%@#¶@# #### #@¶#@%/=~,
,~=/%@#¶@# #@¶#@%/=~,
,~=/%@#¶@# THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, #@¶#@%/=~,
,,,,,,=/@¶ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I ¶@/=,,,,,,
,~=/%@#@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@#@%/=~,
,,,,,,=%@¶ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¶@%=,,,,,,
,,,,,,=%@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@%=,,,,,,
,,,,,~/%@¶ THINGS... ¶@%/~,,,,,
,,,,,~~=%# #%=~~,,,,,
,,,,,,~/@¶ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¶@/~,,,,,,
,~=/%@#¶@# INSIDE. #@¶#@%/=~,
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,~=/%@#¶## ##¶#@%/=~,
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