##&*§*=:¨¨                                          ¨¨:=*§*&##
#&*§*=:¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨:=*§*&#
&*§*=:¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨:=*§*&
*§*=:¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨:=*§*
§*=:¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨:=*§
*=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨            ¨=== BATTERIES ===¨           ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=*
=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A HUMAN  BEING ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=
*=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=*
§*=:¨¨¨¨¨¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ¨¨¨¨¨¨:=*§
*§*=:¨¨¨¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨¨¨¨:=*§*
&*§*=:¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨:=*§*&
#&*§*=:¨¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨¨¨:=*§*&#
##&*§*=:¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ¨¨:=*§*&##
###&*§*=:¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE FIRST  OR ¨:=*§*&###
##&*§*=:¨¨               SECOND LAWS.               ¨¨:=*§*&##
#&*§*=:¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨:=*§*&#
&*§*=:¨¨¨¨                   ####                   ¨¨¨¨:=*§*&
*§*=:¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨:=*§*
§*=:¨¨¨¨¨¨  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ¨¨¨¨¨¨:=*§
*=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=*
=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                THINGS...                 ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:
=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=
*=:¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨:=*
§*=:¨¨¨¨¨¨                 INSIDE.                  ¨¨¨¨¨¨:=*§
*§*=:¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨¨:=*§*
&*§*=:¨¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨¨:=*§*&
#&*§*=:¨¨¨                                          ¨¨¨:=*§*&#
##&*§*=:¨¨                                          ¨¨:=*§*&##
###&*§*=:¨                                          ¨:=*§*&###