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###.#.#.##            .~~~ Batteries ~~~.           ....#.#...
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.#.....##. Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ..#...#.##
##....#.## Through Inaction, Allow  A  Human  Being .##..###.#
.#...###..             To Come To Harm.             #.#.#..##.
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.#.##.###. A Battery Must Obey The Orders Given  It ....######
###.##..## By  Human  Beings   Except   Where  Such ...#.....#
..##.#.#.# Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ..##....#.
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###.....## A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ####..#.#.
..#....#.# Existence  As  Long As  Such  Protection ...#.#####
.##...#### Does  Not  Conflict  With  The First  Or ..###....#
#.#..#...#               Second Laws.               .#..#...##
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###...###.   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ##...##..#
..#..#..## But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I .#..#.#.#.
.##.##.#.#   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ##.######.
#.##.####.         Think Double A, Triple A,        .##.....#.
##.##...#.    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    #.#....###
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##..###### They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty .##.#.#..#
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