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,,,,^††%¤¶ ,--- BATTERIES ---, ¶¤%††^,,,,
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,^-†%¤¤¤¶¶ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ¶¶¤¤¤%†-^,
,^-†%¤¤¤¤¶ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¶¤¤¤¤%†-^,
,^-†%¤¤¶@# TO COME TO HARM. #@¶¤¤%†-^,
,^-†%¤¶@## ##@¶¤%†-^,
,^-%¤¤¶@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@¶¤¤%-^,
,^-†††††¤¶ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ¶¤†††††-^,
,,,^--%¤¶@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @¶¤%--^,,,
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,,,,,^-%¤¶ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ¶¤%-^,,,,,
,^-†%¤¤@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@¤¤%†-^,
,^-†%¤¤¶@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@¶¤¤%†-^,
,^-†%¤¤¶@# SECOND LAWS. #@¶¤¤%†-^,
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,,,,,,^†%¤ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¤%†^,,,,,,
,^-†%¤¤¶@# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #@¶¤¤%†-^,
,^-†%¤¶@## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##@¶¤%†-^,
,^-†%¤¤¶## THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ##¶¤¤%†-^,
,,,,,-%¤¤¶ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¶¤¤%-,,,,,
,^-†%¤¤@## THINGS... ##@¤¤%†-^,
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,^-†%¤¤¤¤¤ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ¤¤¤¤¤%†-^,
,,,^†%%%¤¶ INSIDE. ¶¤%%%†^,,,
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