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¨¨¨¨¨~*%#¶ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¶#%*~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨«*%¶ THROUGH INACTION,  ALLOW  A  HUMAN BEING ¶%*«¨¨¨¨¨¨
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¨~«*%#¶### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS  GIVEN IT ###¶#%*«~¨
¨~«**%#¶## BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ##¶#%**«~¨
¨¨¨¨~««*#¶ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¶#*««~¨¨¨¨
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¨¨¨¨~~*%#¶ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¶#%*~~¨¨¨¨
¨~«**%¶### EXISTENCE  AS LONG  AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ###¶%**«~¨
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¨~«**%#¶##   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ##¶#%**«~¨
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¨~«**%#¶##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##¶#%**«~¨
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