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##@#$%†~,,            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           ,,~†%$#@##
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@@#%†,,,,, BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ,,,,,†%#@@
@###$%†~,, THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW  A HUMAN  BEING ,,~†%$###@
###$%%†~,,             TO COME TO HARM.             ,,~†%%$###
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##@#$%†~,, A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ,,~†%$#@##
@@$%~~,,,, BY  HUMAN   BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH ,,,,~~%$@@
#@@#$%†~,, ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ,,~†%$#@@#
@$$%†,,,,,                                          ,,,,,†%$$@
@@@#$%†~,, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,,~†%$#@@@
@#%~~,,,,, EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS  SUCH PROTECTION ,,,,,~~%#@
#@@#$%†~,, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR ,,~†%$#@@#
@#%†,,,,,,               SECOND LAWS.               ,,,,,,†%#@
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@##$%%†~,,  THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,   ,,~†%%$##@
@$$%%~,,,, BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ,,,,~%%$$@
@#%†,,,,,,   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ,,,,,,†%#@
@@$%†~,,,,        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ,,,,~†%$@@
@@@#$%†~,,    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ,,~†%$#@@@
#$$†,,,,,,                THINGS...                 ,,,,,,†$$#
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#%%~,,,,,, THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ,,,,,,~%%#
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