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..-=^%§£¶#           .=== BATTERIES ===.            #¶£§%^=-..
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..-=^%§£¶# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #¶£§%^=-..
.-=^%§£¶## THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW  A HUMAN BEING ##¶£§%^=-.
..-=^%§£¶#             TO COME TO HARM.             #¶£§%^=-..
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..-=^%§£¶# A BATTERY MUST OBEY  THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #¶£§%^=-..
.-=^%§£¶## BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ##¶£§%^=-.
..-=^%§£¶# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #¶£§%^=-..
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..-=^%§£¶# A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN #¶£§%^=-..
.-=^%§£¶## EXISTENCE  AS  LONG  AS SUCH  PROTECTION ##¶£§%^=-.
..-=^%§£¶# DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR #¶£§%^=-..
.-=^%§£¶##               SECOND LAWS.               ##¶£§%^=-.
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.-=^%§£¶##   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ##¶£§%^=-.
..-=^%§£¶# BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I #¶£§%^=-..
.-=^%§£¶##   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ##¶£§%^=-.
..-=^%§£¶#         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        #¶£§%^=-..
.-=^%§£¶##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##¶£§%^=-.
..-=^%§£¶#                THINGS...                 #¶£§%^=-..
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..-=^%§£¶# THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY #¶£§%^=-..
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