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&*«¨¨¨¨¨¨¨            ¨««« Batteries «««¨           ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨«*&
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¶%%*««,,¨¨ Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, ¨¨,,««*%%¶
#@¶&%**«,¨ Through  Inaction, Allow  A Human  Being ¨,«**%&¶@#
#@¶&%**«,¨             To Come To Harm.             ¨,«**%&¶@#
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&%*«,¨¨¨¨¨ A Battery Must Obey The  Orders Given It ¨¨¨¨¨,«*%&
¶%**,¨¨¨¨¨ By  Human  Beings   Except  Where   Such ¨¨¨¨¨,**%¶
#@¶&%**«,¨ Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. ¨,«**%&¶@#
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@&****,,,¨ A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own ¨,,,****&@
&%*****«,¨ Existence As  Long  As  Such  Protection ¨,«*****%&
@&***,¨¨¨¨ Does  Not  Conflict  With  The First  Or ¨¨¨¨,***&@
¶¶%****«,¨               Second Laws.               ¨,«****%¶¶
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¶%*««¨¨¨¨¨  These Things Power Almost Everything,   ¨¨¨¨¨««*%¶
&&%*«¨¨¨¨¨ But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I ¨¨¨¨¨«*%&&
#@¶&%**«,¨   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   ¨,«**%&¶@#
&%**,,,¨¨¨        Think Double A, Triple A,         ¨¨¨,,,**%&
@@¶&%**«,¨    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ¨,«**%&¶@@
¶&*«««¨¨¨¨                 Things...                ¨¨¨¨«««*&¶
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@¶%*,¨¨¨¨¨ They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty ¨¨¨¨¨,*%¶@
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