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...~»:%$## B4TT3R1ES  M4Y  NOT  H4RM  4  HUM4N  OR, ##$%:»~...
..~»:%$### THROUGH 1N4CTION,  4LLOW 4  HUM4N  B31NG ###$%:»~..
.~»:%$####             TO COM3 TO H4RM.             ####$%:»~.
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...~»:%$## 4 B4TT3RY MUST OB3Y TH3 ORD3RS G1V3N  1T ##$%:»~...
....~»:%$# BY  HUM4N  B31NGS   3XCEPT  WH3RE   SUCH #$%:»~....
.....~»:%$ ORD3RS  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST  L4W. $%:»~.....
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.......~»: 4   B4TT3RY   MUST   PROT3CT   1TS   OWN :»~.......
........~» 3X1STENCE  4S  LONG  4S  SUCH PROT3CT1ON »~........
.......~»: DO3S  NOT  CONFL1CT  W1TH TH3  F1RST  OR :»~.......
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..~»:%$###   TH3SE TH1NGS POW3R 4LMOST 3VERYTH1NG,  ###$%:»~..
.~»:%$#### BUT  WH3N  1  SP34K  4BOUT  B4TT3R1ES  1 ####$%:»~.
..~»:%$###   SP34K 4BOUT ST4NDARD HOUS3HOLD ON3S.   ###$%:»~..
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.......~»: TH3Y  LOOK  SL1CK  BUT  4R3  V3RY  D1RTY :»~.......
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