§¨§§§§§§§§                                          §¨§§§§§¨¨§
¨§§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨§
§§¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨§¨¨¨§§§
¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§§§§¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨¨                                          §§¨¨¨§¨§§¨
¨¨§§¨§§¨¨¨           ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨            §¨§¨¨§§§¨§
§¨§¨§§¨§¨¨                                          §§§§¨§¨¨§§
¨§§§§¨§§§¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨¨¨§§§¨§¨
¨§¨¨¨§§¨¨§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING §¨¨¨§¨¨§§§
§§§¨¨§¨§¨§             TO COME TO HARM.             ¨§¨¨§§¨§¨¨
§¨¨§¨§§§§§                                          ¨§§¨§¨§§§¨
§§¨§§§¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT §§¨§§§§¨¨§
¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨ BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ¨¨§§¨¨¨§¨§
§¨§¨§¨§§¨¨ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ¨¨§¨§¨¨§§§
¨§§§§§§¨§¨                                          ¨¨§§§§¨§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§§ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ¨¨§¨¨¨§§§¨
¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨§
§§¨§¨¨¨§§¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ¨¨§¨§¨§§¨§
¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§               SECOND LAWS.               §¨§§§§§¨§§
§¨§¨¨§¨§§§                                          ¨§§¨¨¨¨§§¨
§§§§¨§§§¨¨                   ####                   ¨§¨§¨¨¨§¨§
¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§¨                                          §§§§§¨¨§§§
§¨¨¨§¨§¨§§   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  §¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨
§§¨¨§§§§§¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §§¨¨¨§§§§¨
§¨§¨§¨¨¨¨§   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨§§§§§¨¨¨§        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         §¨§§¨§§¨¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    §§§¨§§¨§¨§
¨¨§¨¨¨§§¨§                 THINGS...                §¨¨§§¨§§§§
§¨§§¨¨§¨§§                                          §§¨§¨§§¨¨¨
§§§¨§¨§§§¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §¨§§§§¨§¨¨
§¨¨§§§§¨¨§                 INSIDE.                  §§§¨¨¨§§§¨
§§¨§¨¨¨§¨§                                          §¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
¨¨§§§¨¨§§§                                          ¨§¨§§¨§§¨§
§¨§¨¨§¨§¨¨                                          §§§§¨§§¨§§
¨§§§¨§§§§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§§¨§§¨
¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨§                                          ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨§