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,,^~:%%&£#            ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~,           #£&%%:~^,,
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,,^~:%%&£# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #£&%%:~^,,
,,,^~:%%&£ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW  A  HUMAN  BEING £&%%:~^,,,
,,,,^~:%%&             TO COME TO HARM.             &%%:~^,,,,
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,,,,,,^~:% A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE  ORDERS GIVEN IT %:~^,,,,,,
,,,,,,,^~: BY   HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE  SUCH :~^,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,^~ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ~^,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,,,,,, A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ,,,,,,,,,,
,,,,,,,,,, DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH THE  FIRST  OR ,,,,,,,,,,
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,,,,,^~:%%   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  %%:~^,,,,,
,,,,^~:%%& BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I &%%:~^,,,,
,,,^~:%%&£   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   £&%%:~^,,,
,,^~:%%&£#         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        #£&%%:~^,,
,^~:%%&£##    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ##£&%%:~^,
,,^~:%%&£#                 THINGS...                #£&%%:~^,,
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,,,,^~:%%& THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY &%%:~^,,,,
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