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.......~:^           .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~.            ^:~.......
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.....~:^%# BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, #%^:~.....
....~:^%## THROUGH  INACTION, ALLOW A  HUMAN  BEING ##%^:~....
...~:^%###             TO COME TO HARM.             ###%^:~...
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...~:^%### A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT ###%^:~...
....~:^%## BY  HUMAN  BEINGS   EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ##%^:~....
.....~:^%# ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. #%^:~.....
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.......~:^ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ^:~.......
......~:^% EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION %^:~......
.....~:^%# DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR #%^:~.....
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....~:^%##   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  ##%^:~....
.....~:^%# BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I #%^:~.....
......~:^%   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   %^:~......
.......~:^        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ^:~.......
......~:^%    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    %^:~......
.....~:^%#                 THINGS...                #%^:~.....
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...~:^%### THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY ###%^:~...
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