,.-/^@§¶## ##¶§@^/-.,
,,.-/^@§¶# #¶§@^/-.,,
,,,.-/^@§¶ ¶§@^/-.,,,
,,,,.-/^@§ §@^/-.,,,,
,,,,,.-/^@ @^/-.,,,,,
,,,,,,.-/^ ,--- BATTERIES ---, ^/-.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.-/ /-.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.-/^ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, ^/-.,,,,,,
,,,,,.-/^@ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING @^/-.,,,,,
,,,,.-/^@§ TO COME TO HARM. §@^/-.,,,,
,,,.-/^@§¶ ¶§@^/-.,,,
,,.-/^@§¶# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #¶§@^/-.,,
,.-/^@§¶## BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ##¶§@^/-.,
,,.-/^@§¶# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #¶§@^/-.,,
,,,.-/^@§¶ ¶§@^/-.,,,
,,,,.-/^@§ A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN §@^/-.,,,,
,,,,,.-/^@ EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION @^/-.,,,,,
,,,,,,.-/^ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ^/-.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.-/ SECOND LAWS. /-.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.-/^ ^/-.,,,,,,
,,,,,.-/^@ #### @^/-.,,,,,
,,,,.-/^@§ §@^/-.,,,,
,,,.-/^@§¶ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, ¶§@^/-.,,,
,,.-/^@§¶# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #¶§@^/-.,,
,.-/^@§¶## SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ##¶§@^/-.,
,,.-/^@§¶# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #¶§@^/-.,,
,,,.-/^@§¶ TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ¶§@^/-.,,,
,,,,.-/^@§ THINGS... §@^/-.,,,,
,,,,,.-/^@ @^/-.,,,,,
,,,,,,.-/^ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY ^/-.,,,,,,
,,,,,,,.-/ INSIDE. /-.,,,,,,,
,,,,,,.-/^ ^/-.,,,,,,
,,,,,.-/^@ @^/-.,,,,,
,,,,.-/^@§ §@^/-.,,,,
,,,.-/^@§¶ ¶§@^/-.,,,
,,.-/^@§¶# #¶§@^/-.,,