.~~:=$$§§§ §§§$$=:~~.
...~~:=$@@ @@$=:~~...
.~~:=$§@@# #@@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@@# #@@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@@# #@@§$=:~~.
...~~~:$@@ .~~~ BATTERIES ~~~. @@$:~~~...
....~~:=§§ §§=:~~....
...~::===§ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, §===::~...
.......~=§ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING §=~.......
.~~:=$§@@@ TO COME TO HARM. @@@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@@# #@@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT ##@§$=:~~.
.....~:=§@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @§=:~.....
.~~:====$§ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. §$====:~~.
.~~:=$§@@@ @@@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@## EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION ##@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@@# DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR #@@§$=:~~.
..~~~::$§@ SECOND LAWS. @§$::~~~..
.~~:=$§§§@ @§§§$=:~~.
.....~~:$@ #### @$:~~.....
...~~~:$$@ @$$:~~~...
...~~~:$$@ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, @$$:~~~...
.~~:=$§@@@ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I @@@§$=:~~.
...~::::=§ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. §=::::~...
.~~:=$§@@# THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, #@@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@@# TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH #@@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@@# THINGS... #@@§$=:~~.
.....~=$$§ §$$=~.....
....~:=$@@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @@$=:~....
....~~~=§@ INSIDE. @§=~~~....
.~~:=$§@@# #@@§$=:~~.
.~:=$§@@## ##@@§$=:~.
.~~:=$§@@# #@@§$=:~~.
.~~:=$§@@# #@@§$=:~~.
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