¨§§§§¨§¨§§                                          §§¨§§§¨§§¨
§¨¨¨§§§§¨¨                                          ¨§§¨¨§§¨§¨
§¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨                                          §¨§¨§¨§§§§
§¨§§¨¨§§¨§                                          §§§§§§¨¨¨¨
§§¨§¨§¨§§§                                          ¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§
¨§§§§§§¨¨§            ¨~~~ BATTERIES ~~~¨           ¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§¨
§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§                                          ¨¨¨§¨§¨§§¨
§¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, ¨¨§§§§§¨§§
§¨¨¨§¨¨§¨§ THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN BEING ¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨¨
§¨¨§§¨§§§§             TO COME TO HARM.             §§¨¨¨§¨§¨§
§¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨                                          ¨§¨¨§§§§§¨
§§§§¨§¨¨¨¨ A BATTERY  MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT §§¨§¨¨¨¨§§
¨¨¨§§§¨¨¨§ BY   HUMAN  BEINGS  EXCEPT  WHERE   SUCH ¨§§§¨¨¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§§ ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. §¨¨§¨¨§§¨¨
¨§§¨§§¨§¨¨                                          §¨§§¨§¨§¨¨
§¨§§¨§§§¨¨ A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN §§¨§§§§§¨¨
§§¨§§¨¨§¨¨ EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION ¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨§
¨§§¨§¨§§¨¨ DOES  NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST OR §¨§¨¨¨§§§¨
§¨§§§§¨§¨§               SECOND LAWS.               §§§¨¨§¨¨§¨
§§¨¨¨§§§§¨                                          ¨¨§¨§§¨§§§
¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§¨                   ####                   ¨§§§¨§§¨¨¨
§§¨§§¨¨§§¨                                          §¨¨§§¨§¨¨¨
¨§§¨§¨§¨§§   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  §¨§¨§§§¨¨§
§¨§§§§§§¨¨ BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I §§§§¨¨§¨§§
§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨§   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ¨¨¨§¨§§§¨¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§§§§        THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,         ¨¨§§§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨¨§¨¨¨¨    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ¨§¨¨§¨§§§§
¨§¨¨§§¨¨¨¨                 THINGS...                §§¨§§§¨¨¨¨
§§¨§¨§¨¨¨§                                          ¨§§¨¨§¨¨¨¨
¨§§§§§¨¨§¨ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §¨§¨§§¨¨¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨                  INSIDE.                 §§§§¨§¨¨§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨§¨                                          ¨¨¨§§§¨§¨¨
§¨¨§¨¨§§§¨                                          ¨¨§¨¨§§§¨§
§¨§§¨§¨¨§¨                                          ¨§§¨§¨¨§§¨
§§¨§§§¨§§§                                          §¨§§§¨§¨§§
¨§§¨¨§§¨¨¨                                          §§¨¨§§§§¨¨