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..,~**§&¶@           .~~~ Batteries ~~~.            @¶&§**~,..
.,~**§&¶@#                                          #@¶&§**~,.
..,~**§&¶@ Batteries  May  Not  Harm  A  Human  Or, @¶&§**~,..
...,~**§&¶ Through Inaction,  Allow  A  Human Being ¶&§**~,...
....,~**§&             To Come To Harm.             &§**~,....
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..,~**§&¶@ A  Battery Must Obey The Orders Given It @¶&§**~,..
.,~**§&¶@# By  Human   Beings   Except  Where  Such #@¶&§**~,.
..,~**§&¶@ Orders  Conflict  With  The  First  Law. @¶&§**~,..
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....,~**§& A   Battery   Must   Protect   Its   Own &§**~,....
...,~**§&¶ Existence  As  Long  As  Such Protection ¶&§**~,...
..,~**§&¶@ Does  Not  Conflict With  The  First  Or @¶&§**~,..
.,~**§&¶@#               Second Laws.               #@¶&§**~,.
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...,~**§&¶   These Things Power Almost Everything,  ¶&§**~,...
..,~**§&¶@ But  When  I  Speak  About  Batteries  I @¶&§**~,..
.,~**§&¶@#   Speak About Standard Household Ones.   #@¶&§**~,.
..,~**§&¶@         Think Double A, Triple A,        @¶&§**~,..
...,~**§&¶    Twentyfive twenty, Nine volt, Such    ¶&§**~,...
....,~**§&                 Things...                &§**~,....
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..,~**§&¶@ They  Look  Slick  But  Are  Very  Dirty @¶&§**~,..
.,~**§&¶@#                 Inside.                  #@¶&§**~,.
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