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,,«:%@§§§#            ,««« BATTERIES «««,           #§§§@%:«,,
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,,,,,:%@§§ BATTERIES  MAY  NOT  HARM  A  HUMAN  OR, §§@%:,,,,,
,,«::::@## THROUGH  INACTION,  ALLOW A  HUMAN BEING ##@::::«,,
,,«:%@####             TO COME TO HARM.             ####@%:«,,
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,,««:::@## A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN  IT ##@:::««,,
,,«:%@§### BY  HUMAN   BEINGS  EXCEPT   WHERE  SUCH ###§@%:«,,
,,«:%@§### ORDERS  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  LAW. ###§@%:«,,
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,,«:%@§### A   BATTERY   MUST   PROTECT   ITS   OWN ###§@%:«,,
,,,,,,:%@# EXISTENCE  AS  LONG AS  SUCH  PROTECTION #@%:,,,,,,
,,«:%@§### DOES NOT  CONFLICT  WITH  THE  FIRST  OR ###§@%:«,,
,,,,:%@§§#               SECOND LAWS.               #§§@%:,,,,
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,,,,:%%§§#   THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING,  #§§%%:,,,,
,,«:%@§### BUT  WHEN  I  SPEAK  ABOUT  BATTERIES  I ###§@%:«,,
,,«:%@§###   SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES.   ###§@%:«,,
,,«:%@§###         THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A,        ###§@%:«,,
,,«:%@§###    TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH    ###§@%:«,,
,,,,,:::@§                THINGS...                 §@:::,,,,,
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,,«:::%@@§ THEY  LOOK  SLICK  BUT  ARE  VERY  DIRTY §@@%:::«,,
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