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,,---\†### ,««« BATTERIES «««, ###†\---,,
,-«\†¶@# #@¶#&†\«-,
,-«\†¶@# BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, #@¶#&†\«-,
,,,-«†#¶ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING ¶##&†«-,,,
,-«\†¶@# TO COME TO HARM. #@¶#&†\«-,
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,-«\\\†††# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #†††\\\«-,
,,,,,-«†#@ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH @#†«-,,,,,
,-«\†¶@# ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. #@¶#&†\«-,
,-«\†¶@# #@¶#&†\«-,
,-«\†¶## A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN ##¶#&†\«-,
,,,,,,-\†# EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION #†\-,,,,,,
,-«\†¶¶¶ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR ¶¶¶#&†\«-,
,-«\†¶## SECOND LAWS. ##¶#&†\«-,
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,-«\†¶@@ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, @@¶#&†\«-,
,,,--«\††# BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I #††\«--,,,
,,,,«««†&¶ SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. ¶&†«««,,,,
,,,««†††&¶ THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, ¶&†††««,,,
,-«\†¶## TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH ##¶#&†\«-,
,-«\†¶@# THINGS... #@¶#&†\«-,
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,-«\\\†@ THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY @#&†\\\«-,
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