,-~\*%@£## ##£@%*\~-,
,,-~\*%@£# #£@%*\~-,,
,,,-~\*%@£ £@%*\~-,,,
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,,,,,-~\*% %*\~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~\* ,~~~ BATTERIES ~~~, *\~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~\*% %*\~-,,,,,
,,,,-~\*%@ BATTERIES MAY NOT HARM A HUMAN OR, @%*\~-,,,,
,,,-~\*%@£ THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING £@%*\~-,,,
,,-~\*%@£# TO COME TO HARM. #£@%*\~-,,
,-~\*%@£## ##£@%*\~-,
,,-~\*%@£# A BATTERY MUST OBEY THE ORDERS GIVEN IT #£@%*\~-,,
,,,-~\*%@£ BY HUMAN BEINGS EXCEPT WHERE SUCH £@%*\~-,,,
,,,,-~\*%@ ORDERS CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. @%*\~-,,,,
,,,,,-~\*% %*\~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~\* A BATTERY MUST PROTECT ITS OWN *\~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~\*% EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION %*\~-,,,,,
,,,,-~\*%@ DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR @%*\~-,,,,
,,,-~\*%@£ SECOND LAWS. £@%*\~-,,,
,,-~\*%@£# #£@%*\~-,,
,-~\*%@£## #### ##£@%*\~-,
,,-~\*%@£# #£@%*\~-,,
,,,-~\*%@£ THESE THINGS POWER ALMOST EVERYTHING, £@%*\~-,,,
,,,,-~\*%@ BUT WHEN I SPEAK ABOUT BATTERIES I @%*\~-,,,,
,,,,,-~\*% SPEAK ABOUT STANDARD HOUSEHOLD ONES. %*\~-,,,,,
,,,,,,-~\* THINK DOUBLE A, TRIPLE A, *\~-,,,,,,
,,,,,-~\*% TWENTYFIVE TWENTY, NINE VOLT, SUCH %*\~-,,,,,
,,,,-~\*%@ THINGS... @%*\~-,,,,
,,,-~\*%@£ £@%*\~-,,,
,,-~\*%@£# THEY LOOK SLICK BUT ARE VERY DIRTY #£@%*\~-,,
,-~\*%@£## INSIDE. ##£@%*\~-,
,,-~\*%@£# #£@%*\~-,,
,,,-~\*%@£ £@%*\~-,,,
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