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.......~/^ B4TT3R1ES  M4Y  NOT  H4RM  4  HUM4N  OR, ^/~.......
........~/ THROUGH  1N4CTION, 4LLOW  4 HUM4N  B31NG /~........
.........~             TO COM3 TO H4RM.             ~.........
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.......... 4 B4TT3RY MUST OB3Y TH3 ORD3RS G1V3N  1T ..........
.......... BY   HUM4N   B31NGS  3XCEPT  WH3RE  SUCH ..........
.......... ORD3RS  CONFL1CT  W1TH  TH3  F1RST  L4W. ..........
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.......... 4   B4TT3RY   MUST   PROT3CT   1TS   OWN ..........
.......... 3X1STENCE  4S  LONG  4S SUCH  PROT3CT1ON ..........
.......... DO3S  NOT  CONFL1CT  W1TH TH3  F1RST  OR ..........
..........               S3COND L4WS.               ..........
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......~/^$   TH3SE TH1NGS POW3R 4LMOST 3VERYTH1NG,  $^/~......
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....~/^$¤#   SP34K 4BOUT ST4NDARD HOUS3HOLD ON3S.   #¤$^/~....
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