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.@.@@..... frequency modulation is  great  on paper ....@.....
...@@@.... or  with a  user  interface  that's  not .....@....
...@.@@...   actively working against you. that's   ......@...
.....@@@.. really  all  there  is  to  say  on  the @......@..
.....@.@@.                  matter.                 .@......@.
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@......@.@ actually,  i'm selling  this  one.  fuck ...@......
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....@..... i was  hoping for  it  to vocalize  like .......@..
.....@.... beastskin  armor, or  perhaps  offer  me ........@.
......@... the  same  kind of  defensive  abilities .........@
@......@..  (regeneration, cold resistance). i was  @.........
.@......@. really  hoping it would  let  me survive .@........
..@......@      rytkuchi. decorate chaunskaya.      ..@.......
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....@..... but no! out  of  the box it sounds  like @@..@.....
.....@.... plastic and if you wriggle  the dials it @@@..@....
......@... sounds  like an  angry  dial  up.  fuck! @.@@..@...
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