KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT  ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I  WAS HOPING FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING  IT  WOULD  LET ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO! OUT  OF THE BOX  IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK!