KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS  GREAT ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I WAS HOPING FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING  IT  WOULD LET ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO! OUT  OF  THE BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!