KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION IS GREAT  ON  PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I  WAS HOPING  FOR  IT TO VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS OFFER  ME 
 THE SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING IT  WOULD LET  ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF THE BOX  IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!