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..:~^%$§@#                   Korg                   #@§$%^~:..
.:~^%$§@##             . Volca .@. Fm .             ##@§$%^~:.
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....:~^%$§ Frequency Modulation Is  Great On  Paper §$%^~:....
.....:~^%$ Or  With  A User  Interface  That'S  Not $%^~:.....
......:~^%   Actively Working Against You. That'S   %^~:......
.......:~^ Really  All  There  Is  To  Say  On  The ^~:.......
........:~                  Matter.                 ~:........
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.......... Actually,  I'M  Selling  This One.  Fuck ..........
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........:~ I Was  Hoping  For  It  To Vocalize Like ~:........
.......:~^ Beastskin  Armor,  Or Perhaps  Offer  Me ^~:.......
......:~^% The  Same Kind  Of  Defensive  Abilities %^~:......
.....:~^%$  (Regeneration, Cold Resistance). I Was  $%^~:.....
....:~^%$§ Really Hoping It  Would  Let Me  Survive §$%^~:....
...:~^%$§@      Rytkuchi. Decorate Chaunskaya.      @§$%^~:...
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.:~^%$§@## But No! Out  Of The Box  It Sounds  Like ##@§$%^~:.
..:~^%$§@# Plastic And If  You Wriggle The Dials It #@§$%^~:..
...:~^%$§@ Sounds  Like  An  Angry  Dial  Up. Fuck! @§$%^~:...
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