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....,~;*%£ i was hoping for it to vocalize like £%*;~,....
...,~;*%£# beastskin armor, or perhaps offer me #£%*;~,...
..,~;*%£## the same kind of defensive abilities ##£%*;~,..
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..,~;*%£## really hoping it would let me survive ##£%*;~,..
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