KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT ON  PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I  WAS  HOPING  FOR IT TO  VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING IT  WOULD  LET  ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO!  OUT  OF THE  BOX IT SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK!