KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT  ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I  WAS HOPING  FOR  IT TO  VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD LET  ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO! OUT OF  THE BOX IT  SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS  IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!