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....&&.&.. FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS  GREAT ON PAPER &.&..&....
...&.&&&.& OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT &&&.&&....
..&&&..&&&   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   ..&&.&....
.&..&.&... REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE .&.&&&....
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&.&..&&&&& ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE. FUCK .&&&.&..&&
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&&.&&...&& I  WAS  HOPING FOR  IT TO  VOCALIZE LIKE ..&&&.&..&
.&&.&..&.. BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME .&..&&&.&.
&.&&&.&&.& THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES &&.&..&&&.
&&..&&.&&.  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  .&&&.&..&&
.&.&.&&.&& REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD LET  ME SURVIVE &..&&&.&..
&&&&&.&&.&      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      &.&..&&&..
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...&.&&.&& BUT NO!  OUT  OF THE  BOX IT SOUNDS LIKE ..&&&.&&&&
..&&&.&&.. PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT .&..&&...&
.&..&&.&.& SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK! &&.&.&..&&
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