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&.&&.&&&&. FREQUENCY  MODULATION  IS GREAT ON PAPER &&..&&&&.&
.&&.&&...& OR WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT &.&.&...&&
&&.&&.&..&   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   &&&&&&..&.
&.&&.&&&.& REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ......&.&&
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&&&&.&&&&& ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK ..&...&&.&
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..&.&...&. I WAS  HOPING FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE LIKE &.&....&.&
&.&&&&..&& BEASTSKIN ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME &&&&...&&&
.&&...&.&. THE  SAME KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES ....&..&..
.&.&..&&&&  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  &...&&.&&.
.&&&&.&... REALLY  HOPING IT  WOULD LET ME  SURVIVE &&..&.&&.&
&&...&&&..      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      ..&.&&&.&&
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..&&.&&.&& BUT NO!  OUT OF  THE BOX IT  SOUNDS LIKE ..&..&.&.&
&.&.&&.&&. PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT &.&&.&&&&&
.&&&&.&&.& SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP. FUCK! .&&.&&....
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