KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT ON  PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I WAS HOPING FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING  IT WOULD  LET ME  SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO! OUT OF  THE  BOX IT  SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE  DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!