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&.&.&....& OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT &&...&.&&&
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&&&....... I WAS  HOPING  FOR  IT  TO VOCALIZE LIKE &&&&&&..&.
&..&...... BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME &.....&.&&
.&.&&..... THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES .&....&&&.
.&&&.&....  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  &&&...&..&
&&..&&&... REALLY HOPING IT WOULD  LET  ME  SURVIVE &..&..&&.&
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&&&...&&.& BUT NO!  OUT OF THE BOX IT  SOUNDS  LIKE ....&&...&
...&..&.&& PLASTIC  AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT &...&.&..&
&..&&.&&&. SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL UP.  FUCK! .&..&&&&.&
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