KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS  GREAT ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I  WAS  HOPING  FOR IT TO VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD LET  ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF THE BOX  IT SOUNDS  LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU  WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!