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.....~^^^& FREQUENCY MODULATION IS  GREAT  ON PAPER &^^^~.....
..~†^§&### OR  WITH  A USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT ###&§^†~..
..~†^§&###   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   ###&§^†~..
..~†^§&### REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ###&§^†~..
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......~~^& ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE. FUCK &^~~......
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..~†§&#### I  WAS  HOPING FOR IT TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE ####&§†~..
..~†^§&&## BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER ME ##&&§^†~..
..~†^§&&&# THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES #&&&§^†~..
.....~^&##  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  ##&^~.....
.....~~†§# REALLY HOPING  IT WOULD LET  ME  SURVIVE #§†~~.....
.......†^&      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      &^†.......
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..~†^^^^§& BUT  NO! OUT  OF THE  BOX IT SOUNDS LIKE &§^^^^†~..
.....~^&&# PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT #&&^~.....
..~†^&#### SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK! ####&^†~..
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