KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION IS GREAT  ON  PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I  WAS  HOPING FOR  IT  TO VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS OFFER  ME 
 THE SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING  IT WOULD  LET ME  SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT NO! OUT  OF  THE  BOX IT SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF  YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY DIAL  UP.  FUCK!