KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT  ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY, I'M  SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                    IT.                   
                                          
  
 I  WAS  HOPING FOR IT  TO  VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD LET ME  SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT  OF THE  BOX IT SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU  WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!