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...~»»†%&@ FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT ON  PAPER @&%†»»~...
.~»†*%&@## OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S NOT ##@&%*†»~.
...~~†%%&@   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   @&%%†~~...
.~»†*%&@## REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE ##@&%*†»~.
...»»»††*&                 MATTER.                  &*††»»»...
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.~»†*%%%%@ ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING THIS  ONE.  FUCK @%%%%*†»~.
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.....~»»*& I WAS  HOPING  FOR IT  TO  VOCALIZE LIKE &*»»~.....
.~»†*%&@## BEASTSKIN  ARMOR, OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME ##@&%*†»~.
......~†*& THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES &*†~......
.....~†*&@  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  @&*†~.....
.~»†*%&@## REALLY  HOPING IT  WOULD LET  ME SURVIVE ##@&%*†»~.
.~»†*&@###      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      ###@&*†»~.
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.~»††*%%@# BUT  NO! OUT  OF THE BOX IT SOUNDS  LIKE #@%%*††»~.
.~»†*%&@## PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE  THE DIALS IT ##@&%*†»~.
..~»»»†*&& SOUNDS  LIKE  AN ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK! &&*†»»»~..
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