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,,==^#@### KORG VOLCA ###@#^==,,
,,==^@@### ,,,,,, KEYS ,,,,,, ###@@^==,,
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,,==^@#@@@ YEAH @@@#@^==,,
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,,==^@@### ,, REALLY LOFI DELAY ,, ###@@^==,,
,,==^^@@@@ ,, BUILT IN SIXTEEN STEP SEQUENCER ,, @@@@^^==,,
,,==^@#@## ,, THREE VOICE POLYPHONY ,, ##@#@^==,,
,,==^@#@## ,, THE FIFTHS MODE IS COOL ,, ##@#@^==,,
,,==^@#@## ,, TOY FORM FACTOR ,, ##@#@^==,,
,,==^@#@## ,, DETUNE KNOB ,, ##@#@^==,,
,,==^@##@# ,, ! ANALOG SUBTRACTIVE SYNTH ! ,, #@##@^==,,
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,,,,,,,=^# NEEDS SIX AA BATTERIES TO OPERATE #^=,,,,,,,
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,,,,,==^#@ ,, DETUNE KNOB GOES UP TEN PERCENT ,, @#^==,,,,,
,,==^@#@## ,, BOTH DELAY KNOB GOES TO THE MAX ,, ##@#@^==,,
,,==^@#@## ,, RESONANCE GOES TO THE MAX AS WELL ,, ##@#@^==,,
,,==^@#@## ,, FIFTHS OR POLY RING MODE ,, ##@#@^==,,
,,==^@#@## ,, THE REST IS UP TO YOU ,, ##@#@^==,,
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,,==^@#@## ALSO ##@#@^==,,
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,,==^@@### ,, START WHILE HOLDING FUNC ,, ###@@^==,,
,,=====^## ,, PRESS FIVE UNTIL ITS LED IS OFF ,, ##^=====,,
,,,,=^^^^# ,, PRESS REC ,, #^^^^=,,,,
,,==^@#### ,, INSANE TEMPO IS UNLOCKED! ,, ####@^==,,
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