KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY  MODULATION IS  GREAT ON PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                 MATTER.                  
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I WAS HOPING FOR  IT  TO  VOCALIZE  LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN  ARMOR,  OR PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY  HOPING  IT  WOULD LET ME SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT OF THE BOX  IT  SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE  DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!