KORG                   
              VOLCA  FM              
                                          
  
 FREQUENCY MODULATION  IS GREAT ON  PAPER 
 OR  WITH  A USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT 
   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   
 REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE 
                  MATTER.                 
                                          
 ACTUALLY,  I'M  SELLING  THIS ONE.  FUCK 
                   IT.                    
                                          
  
 I WAS  HOPING  FOR  IT TO  VOCALIZE LIKE 
 BEASTSKIN ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME 
 THE  SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE ABILITIES 
  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  
 REALLY HOPING  IT WOULD  LET ME  SURVIVE 
      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      
                                          
 BUT  NO! OUT  OF THE BOX IT  SOUNDS LIKE 
 PLASTIC AND IF YOU WRIGGLE THE  DIALS IT 
 SOUNDS  LIKE AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP.  FUCK!