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....~††%@@ FREQUENCY MODULATION IS GREAT  ON  PAPER @@%††~....
.....~†¤¤¤ OR  WITH A  USER  INTERFACE  THAT'S  NOT ¤¤¤†~.....
....:::†¤#   ACTIVELY WORKING AGAINST YOU. THAT'S   #¤†:::....
..~:†%%¤¤# REALLY  ALL  THERE  IS  TO  SAY  ON  THE #¤¤%%†:~..
..~:†%¤@##                  MATTER.                 ##@¤%†:~..
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..~:††††¤¤ ACTUALLY,  I'M SELLING  THIS  ONE.  FUCK ¤¤††††:~..
..~:†%¤@@#                    IT.                   #@@¤%†:~..
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.....::†¤@ I WAS  HOPING  FOR  IT TO VOCALIZE  LIKE @¤†::.....
.......~†¤ BEASTSKIN ARMOR,  OR  PERHAPS  OFFER  ME ¤†~.......
..~:†%¤### THE SAME  KIND  OF  DEFENSIVE  ABILITIES ###¤%†:~..
..~:†%¤@##  (REGENERATION, COLD RESISTANCE). I WAS  ##@¤%†:~..
...~~~~~†¤ REALLY  HOPING  IT WOULD LET  ME SURVIVE ¤†~~~~~...
.....:††¤@      RYTKUCHI. DECORATE CHAUNSKAYA.      @¤††:.....
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.....~††%¤ BUT NO!  OUT OF THE  BOX  IT SOUNDS LIKE ¤%††~.....
..~:†%¤¤@# PLASTIC AND  IF YOU WRIGGLE THE DIALS IT #@¤¤%†:~..
......:%%¤ SOUNDS  LIKE  AN  ANGRY  DIAL  UP. FUCK! ¤%%:......
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