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.,~==&#### Frequency  Modulation  Is Great On Paper ####&==~,.
.,~==&#### Or With  A  User  Interface  That'S  Not ####&==~,.
.,~==$&###   Actively Working Against You. That'S   ###&$==~,.
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.,~==$#### The  Same  Kind  Of  Defensive Abilities ####$==~,.
.,~==$&###  (Regeneration, Cold Resistance). I Was  ###&$==~,.
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.,~==$#### But No! Out  Of The  Box  It Sounds Like ####$==~,.
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.,~==$&### Sounds Like  An  Angry  Dial  Up.  Fuck! ###&$==~,.
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