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....»:†$§# Frequency Modulation  Is Great On  Paper #§$†:»....
...»:†$§## Or  With A  User  Interface  That'S  Not ##§$†:»...
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....»:†$§# Actually,  I'M  Selling  This  One. Fuck #§$†:»....
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....»:†$§# I  Was  Hoping For It To  Vocalize  Like #§$†:»....
.....»:†$§ Beastskin  Armor,  Or  Perhaps  Offer Me §$†:».....
....»:†$§# The  Same  Kind  Of Defensive  Abilities #§$†:»....
...»:†$§##  (Regeneration, Cold Resistance). I Was  ##§$†:»...
..»:†$§### Really Hoping  It  Would Let  Me Survive ###§$†:»..
...»:†$§##      Rytkuchi. Decorate Chaunskaya.      ##§$†:»...
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.....»:†$§ But  No! Out  Of The  Box It Sounds Like §$†:».....
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...»:†$§## Sounds  Like  An  Angry  Dial Up.  Fuck! ##§$†:»...
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