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..~^†¤¤### ~   ¤   Does   Not    Help.   We   ¤   ~ ###¤¤†^~..
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..~^†¤¤### ~    ¤   What   We   Are,   And   ¤    ~ ###¤¤†^~..
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...~^†¤¤## ~  ~ ¤  Entails,  How  It Should ¤  ~  ~ ##¤¤†^~...
..~^†¤¤### ~   ¤   Be   Measured,   Who  Or   ¤   ~ ###¤¤†^~..
...~^†¤¤## ¤    What    Is    The    Arbiter,     ¤ ##¤¤†^~...
..~^†¤¤### ~  ¤  And   So   Instead   There   ¤   ~ ###¤¤†^~..
...~^†¤¤## ~   ~   ¤   Is    This   Internationally ##¤¤†^~...
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...~^†¤¤## - Life Must Produce Or Consume Milk      ##¤¤†^~...
..~^†¤¤### - Life Must Have A Beginning And An End  ###¤¤†^~..
...~^†¤¤## - Life Can Have Dreams And Can Interact  ##¤¤†^~...
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...~^†¤¤## - Life Can Be Cursed                     ##¤¤†^~...
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