At sign, At Sign, So Many At Signs..  
                 
                                       
                                      
                                 
 Mom,   What'S  An   Internet?         
                                      
      It'S A Kind Of  Computer Program 
 Where  You  Can   Send  Letters  To  The 
                  Tigers,                 
     Even  Such A  Thing  Is Possible. 
                                       
                                      
                                     
 How  Do  I  Get It  To Run?  Press  That 
                  Button                  
                       Over There. 
                            
                               
 Right, AndNow?               
                                         
                          Wait...   
      Mom, There'S A Pop Up.    It 
     Says The Internet Has Been Stolen! 
                                      
 What?                       Yeah,     
      Then We Must Search For It.       
                                      
 Not   In  The  Clothes  Chamber...     
    Not  In The  Ice  Cream Machine... 
 Not   Behind   The   Couch...         
                                     
   Look - Stolen; Gone From Our World.  
                                     
                                     
  
  Here'S The Entrance To World Three.   
  
                                       
    Ok,   Let'S  Go  Inside...        
 What  A  Coup!  Yes!        Oh  Look, 
 There'S  The  Royal  Ship  Of   Naboo... 
                                          
                                          
                 
 ***     Database     @    Stolen     *** 
 Appeared   On   The   Electro-Billboard. 
                 
                                          
                                          
 They  Went  Inside Their  House  And Saw 
 The Modem  Fast  Asleep  On  The Carpet. 
 Super  Duper  Spaceship!  Boo  Yah!  The 
 Thousandth  Planet  We  Claim  As  Ours!