Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On  Earth  (The Planet  Where  I Live) A 
 Lot Of Us  Have Antennas  On  Our Houses 
 Or  Balconies,   We  Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger Bandwith,  We Have 
      Build Specialized Antennaes For     
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit), We'Ve  Built  Large As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An Antenna  With A 
          Dish As Large As Earth.         
                                          
 We'Ve  Learned About Our Position In The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement   In   The   Galaxy,  And  Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The Local  Cluster, 
 And Our  Local  Clusters Place In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And  The Suns Moving Around The 
 Center Of  The Galaxy  At  Velocity  And 
 The  Galaxy  Is Moving Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The Galaxy. And  We As A  Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All  This, Despite All  Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio Programmes  Out In  Fucking  Space 
 At The  Speed  Of Light  (Light  Is  Our 
  Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!), 
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of  All Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No        One      Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most  Opponents To Intelligent  Life  In 
 The  Universe  Say It'S Because You Need 
 A Class  One-Or-The-Other  Star And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance  Away From The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But  Really   Isn'T  That   Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That We Have  No 
 Idea What We'Re  Doing (And It  Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 I'M Gonna  Go  Smoke My  Third Cigarette 
 This Year  And  Try To Snatch Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing