RITUALS FOR COMPUTER OPERATION
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¨¨§¨¨¨¨§§¨ THE COMPUTER IS A VERY COMMON TOOL IN §¨§¨§¨¨¨¨§
§¨§§¨¨¨§¨§ THE FUTURES, AND IN SOME WAYS EVEN NOW. §§§§§§¨¨¨§
¨§§¨§¨¨§§§ ITS JOB IS TO DO VAST AMOUNTS OF SMALL ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§§¨§§§¨§¨¨ CALCULATIONS IN A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME. §¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§
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§¨§¨§¨§¨¨§ MOST WORK ON THE PRINCIPLES OF POSING §¨§¨¨¨§§§¨
§§§§§§§§¨§ THE PROBLEM ON A HILBERT PLANE, WHICH §§§§¨¨§¨¨§
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§§ IS THEN FOLDED OUT OF CAUSALITY, SO ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨§
§¨¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨ THAT DAEMONS CAN SOLVE THE PROBLEM §¨¨¨§§§¨§§
¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§§ WITHOUT AFFECTING REAL LIFE. (THESE ¨§¨¨§¨¨§§¨
¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨ DAEMONS ARE UNDER CONTRACT WITH THE ¨§§¨§§¨§¨§
§§¨§¨¨¨¨§§ COMPUTER MANUFACTURER.) §§¨§§¨§§§§
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¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§§ IT'S COMMONPLACE FOR PROGRAMMERS AND §§§¨§§¨§¨¨
¨¨§§¨§§¨§¨ CLERKS TO PRAY TO THE "GODS" OF THEIR ¨¨¨§§¨§§§¨
¨¨§¨§§¨§§§ COMPUTER, OR TO THE DAEMONS DOING THE §¨¨§¨§§¨¨§
§¨§§§¨§§¨¨ WORK, FOR A QUICK AND FAULT FREE §§¨§§§¨§¨§
¨§§¨¨§§¨§¨ OPERATION. §¨§§¨¨§§§§
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§¨§§§§§§¨¨ SOME UBIQUITOUS AND GENERALLY ¨§¨§§§§§¨¨
§§§¨¨¨¨¨§¨ NON-CONTROVERSIAL RITUALS INCLUDE: ¨§§§¨¨¨¨§¨
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¨§¨§§¨¨¨§¨ ««# LIGHT A SCENTED CANDLE #«« §§§¨§§¨¨§¨
¨§§§¨§¨¨§§ ««# FOR QUIET AND CALM #«« §¨¨§§¨§¨§§
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§¨§¨§¨¨§§§ ««# RECITE A MANTRA OR OTHER #«« §§§§§§¨¨¨§
¨§§§§§¨§¨¨ ««# REASSURING MESSAGE TO MAKE #«« ¨¨¨¨¨¨§¨¨§
§§¨¨¨¨§§§¨ ««# THE COMPUTER COMFORTABLE #«« §¨¨¨¨¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§ ««# AND AT EASE #«« §§¨¨¨¨§¨§§
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§§§¨§¨§¨§§ ««# SOME LIKE TO SAY A BRIEF #«« §¨§§¨¨§¨¨§
¨¨¨§§§§§§¨ ««# PRAYER FOR SOLACE, TO BE #«« §§§¨§¨§§¨§
§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§ ««# LEFT ALONE DURING THEIR WORK #«« ¨¨¨§§§§¨§§
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¨§§§¨§¨¨¨§ ««# OFFER A CUP OF STEAMING TEA #«« ¨¨¨§§¨¨§¨§
§§¨¨§§§¨¨§ ««# OR A MEAL TO THE MACHINES #«« §¨¨§¨§¨§§§
¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨§ ««# (SOMETIMES, BY FEY RULES, #«« §§¨§§§§§¨¨
¨¨§§§§¨§§§ ««# THE DAEMONS ARE ALLOWED #«« ¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨
¨¨§¨¨¨§§¨¨ ««# TO RESPOND TO THIS) #«« ¨¨§¨§¨¨¨§§
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WOULD YOU CONSIDER CODE GOLF
TO BE A KIND OF PRAYER?
AS IN, YOU MAKE A CONVOLUTED,
INTRICATE, BEAUTIFUL, AND USELESS
ARTIFACT. AS IN, YOU'RE USING YOUR
SKILLS TO ASK FOR SOMETHING,
...I'D ASK FOR A HANDFUL OF BUGS?
CODE HAS BUGS, LOTS OF IT.