.,~**%¤¤#@ @#¤¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤### ###¤%**~,.
..,,***%¤@ @¤%***,,..
..,~~*%%#@ @#%%*~~,..
.,~**%¤#@# #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤### PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ###¤%**~,.
....,***%# #%***,....
.,~**%¤#@# @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #@#¤%**~,.
..,,~*%¤¤@ @¤¤%*~,,..
.,~**%¤#@# UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@@ SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS @@#¤%**~,.
.....,**¤@ SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED @¤**,.....
.,~**%#@## - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##@#%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) #@#¤%**~,.
......,~*¤ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ¤*~,......
.,~**%¤#@# #@#¤%**~,.
...,~***¤¤ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ¤¤***~,...
.,~**%¤@## LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ##@¤%**~,.
....~**%## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##%**~....
.,~**%¤#@# CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT #@#¤%**~,.
.,~****%%# THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM #%%****~,.
.....~~*¤@ GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. @¤*~~.....
.,~**%¤#@# #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤¤¤# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #¤¤¤%**~,.
.,~~***¤¤¤ ¤¤¤***~~,.
.,~*****¤¤ NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ¤¤*****~,.
....,*%¤¤¤ UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ¤¤¤%*,....
.,~**%#@## ##@#%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤@## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##@¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤##@ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD @##¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# NORSE. #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤##@ @##¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤### * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ###¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@@ @@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD #@#¤%**~,.
.....,*%¤# NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A #¤%*,.....
.,~~~*%¤¤@ FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS @¤¤%*~~~,.
....,,~*%# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #%*~,,....
....,*%%¤# #¤%%*,....
.....,*%¤¤ * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ¤¤%*,.....
.,~**%¤### MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ###¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤### CATS AT AGE NINE. ###¤%**~,.
....~~~*¤@ @¤*~~~....
.,~**%¤#@# * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH #@#¤%**~,.
....~~~**¤ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ¤**~~~....
...,~~*%## ##%*~~,...
.,~**%¤#@# * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET #@#¤%**~,.
.....,***¤ INTO DEEP SPACE. ¤***,.....
.,~**%¤#@# #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #@#¤%**~,.
....~*%%¤# A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, #¤%%*~....
.,~**%¤@## SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ##@¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤@## ##@¤%**~,.
.....~*%¤# #¤%*~.....
.,~**%¤@## ##@¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# #@#¤%**~,.
.,~**%¤#@# #@#¤%**~,.