¨¨¨¨¨.;%%# #%%;.¨¨¨¨¨
¨.~;§%#@## ##@#%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# #@##%§;~.¨
¨¨¨.;;§§%# #%§§;;.¨¨¨
¨.~;§%#@## ##@#%§;~.¨
¨.~;;;;%#@ PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. @#%;;;;~.¨
¨.~;§%###@ @###%§;~.¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~;%# @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #%;~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨.~;§%##@# #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%#@## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##@#%§;~.¨
¨¨¨.;;;;%# SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS #%;;;;.¨¨¨
¨¨¨.~~~;§# SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED #§;~~~.¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.;%%# - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, #%%;.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~§## THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ##§~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~;%## TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ##%;~¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨..~§%## ##%§~..¨¨¨
¨¨¨..;§§## EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ##§§;..¨¨¨
¨.~;§%##@# LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE #@##%§;~.¨
¨¨¨¨~§§§§# OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL #§§§§~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨..;;%## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##%;;..¨¨¨
¨~;§%##@## THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ##@##%§;~¨
¨.~;§%#@## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##@#%§;~.¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~§# #§~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨.~;§%##@# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~~~~;§## NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ##§;~~~~.¨
¨.~;§%#### UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ####%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@@ @@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%#### THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ####%§;~.¨
¨¨¨.~;§%## IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ##%§;~.¨¨¨
¨.~;§%#### NORSE. ####%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH #@##%§;~.¨
¨¨¨¨~~§§#@ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. @#§§~~¨¨¨¨
¨~;§%##@## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##@##%§;~¨
¨.~;§%###@ @###%§;~.¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~§#@ § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD @#§~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨~~;%##@ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A @##%;~~¨¨¨
¨.~;§%##@# FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS #@##%§;~.¨
¨¨¨¨¨.~§§# NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. #§§~.¨¨¨¨¨
¨.~;§%##@@ @@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%#@## § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ##@#%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%###@ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY @###%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%#### CATS AT AGE NINE. ####%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%#### ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ####%§;~.¨
¨¨¨¨.;;;%# GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? #%;;;.¨¨¨¨
¨.~;§%##@# #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# § TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET #@##%§;~.¨
¨¨¨¨~~;§## INTO DEEP SPACE. ##§;~~¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~§%#@ @#%§~¨¨¨¨¨
¨.~;§%##@# § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@# REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. #@##%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%#### ####%§;~.¨
¨.~;§%##@@ @@##%§;~.¨
¨..~~;%### ###%;~~..¨
¨¨¨..~~§## ##§~~..¨¨¨
¨.~;§§§§%# #%§§§§;~.¨