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......=^$§ # $ . # $ . # $ LYING # $ . # $ . # $ . §$^=......
.......=^$ # $ . IN MY ROOM, # $ . $^=.......
........=^ # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. ^=........
.........= # $ . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, =.........
.......... # $ . SOMETHING SLIMY, ..........
.......... # $ . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, ..........
.......... # $ . UP THE ARM. # $ . ..........
.......... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # $ . ..........
.......... # $ . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ..........
.......... # $ . # $ . # $ . ..........
.......... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # $ . ..........
.......... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # $ . ..........
.......... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # $ . ..........
.........= I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # $ . =.........
........=^ # $ . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. ^=........
.......=^$ # $ . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # $ . $^=.......
......=^$§ # $ . # $ . # $ . §$^=......
.....=^$§@ # $ . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY @§$^=.....
....=^$§@# FACE, I BITE IT. # $ . #@§$^=....
...=^$§@## # $ . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A ##@§$^=...
..=^$§@### JUICY # $ . GRAPE, ###@§$^=..
...=^$§@## # $ . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET ##@§$^=...
....=^$§@# # $ . # $ . CUCUMBER. . #@§$^=....
.....=^$§@ # $ . IT'S VERY GOOD. # $ . AND I # $ . @§$^=.....
......=^$§ SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # $ . §$^=......
.......=^$ # $ . CHEW IT. # $ . $^=.......
........=^ # $ . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. ^=........
.........= # $ . # $ . # $ . =.........
.......... $ = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. $ = ..........
.......... $ = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER $ = ..........
.......... $ = MY SHIRT, $ = ENTERING BY THE ARM ..........
.......... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. $ = ..........
.......... $ = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ..........
.......... MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. $ = ..........
.......... $ = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE ..........
.......... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO ..........
.......... MOVE MY LEFT ARM. $ = ..........
.........= $ = SO - EATING IT IS OK, $ = =.........
........=^ $ = $ = MOVING IT IS NOT. $ = $ = ^=........
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