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.......~«:     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     :«~.......
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.........~ I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY ~.........
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..........          #£:«~. ALCOHOL .~«:£#           ..........
..........           #£:«~. ALCOHOL .~«:£#          ..........
..........          #£:«~. ALCOHOL .~«:£#           ..........
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.......... I  DONT KNOW, I FEEL HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. ..........
.......... DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK  AND THERE'S THIS ..........
.........~       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       ~.........
........~«            IN THE END, SWEET             «~........
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......~«:= AROUND  THIRTY PERCENT  OF  THE  ALCOHOL =:«~......
.....~«:=@ ENTERS  THE BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY  IN THE @=:«~.....
....~«:=@& MOUTH,  OR SO I'VE HEARD. GOT TO LOOK UP &@=:«~....
...~«:=@&£           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           £&@=:«~...
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...~«:=@&£ FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME OUT  OF MY  DRUNK £&@=:«~...
....~«:=@& TIME  FOR   ME   IS  BEAUTIFUL  CUZ   IM &@=:«~....
.....~«:=@              INFINITY MUNK               @=:«~.....
......~«:= I  CAN DO IT ANYWAY INSIDE  AND WITHSIDE =:«~......
.......~«:                AM SIDE AND               :«~.......
........~« IM A  SPHERICAL ENTITY!  IM  FROM  OUTER «~........
.........~                 SPACE...                 ~.........
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.......... OKI  I  JUST DRANK  THREE  MOUTHFULLS OF ..........
.......... WINE.  I DRANK  FOUR  STRONG  BEERS  AND ..........
.......... MAYBE THREE OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS  OF WINE. ..........
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.........~ A  THING  I  DONT  CARE ABOUT THE  TASTE ~.........
........~« ANYMORE I  DO AT THE START BUT NOT  NOW. «~........
.......~«: THERES  A  TIMELINE GOING FROM  CARE  TO :«~.......
......~«:=                 NOT CARE                 =:«~......
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..~«:=@&£# HAHA  SUDDENLY  O   HAD  ON  SOME  WEURD #£&@=:«~..
.~«:=@&£## FINGER ON  MY FINGER  THEN YESTERDAY AND ##£&@=:«~.
..~«:=@&£# I ACCIDENTALLY  LOCKED THEN I WAS ON THE #£&@=:«~..
...~«:=@&£ TOILET LOL  MBUT WEW THERE WAS SOMETHING £&@=:«~...
....~«:=@& WRONG WITH F  -INGER.  I  MEAN  WITH  MY &@=:«~....
.....~«:=@ LEFT INDEX FINGER  NOTJING WRONG WITH MY @=:«~.....
......~«:= RIGHT  CHOPPED  MYSELF  WITH   ,AN   AXE =:«~......
.......~«:                    SO                    :«~.......
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.........~ WTF  IS WHY HAVE  I  THE WRONG FINGER AS ~.........
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.......... READ  MORE   ABOUT  TYPES   OF   ALCOHOL ..........
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.......... =   BEER  .   WINE   .  CIDER  .  KIR  = ..........
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