illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 i'd  say  i  am  an  average biker,  and 
 above average for a drunk  person.  what 
 makes  me   stand  out   though  is   my 
  obscure biking style: "illegal biking". 
                                          
   it applies the two rules for travel,   
 and expands on them with a  few  points. 
                                          
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 the most  important thing  is the  flow. 
 you must try to always keep your  speed, 
 even  if  it  means  going  a  different 
          way than you intended.          
                                          
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 it  is  advantageous   to  ignore   most 
   traffic rules. stay predictable and    
 explicit,   and  do   what   you   want. 
                                          
                  five                  
 it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but 
 avoid big roads, and walk at  crossings.