ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY I  AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE  FOR A DRUNK PERSON.  WHAT 
 MAKES  ME   STAND  OUT   THOUGH  IS   MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON  THEM WITH A  FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                 THREE                  
 THE MOST IMPORTANT  THING IS  THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR  SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS  ADVANTAGEOUS   TO   IGNORE  MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,   AND   DO  WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID  BIG ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.