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......-=/*     ALCOHOL IS LEGAL! ROBO DANCE.WMA     */=-......
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....-=/*§@ I THINK I HAVE A NATURAL GABA DEFICIENCY @§*/=-....
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..-=/*§@£#          #£/=-. ALCOHOL .-=/£#           #£@§*/=-..
.-=/*§@£##           #£/=-. ALCOHOL .-=/£#          ##£@§*/=-.
..-=/*§@£#           #£/=-. ALCOHOL .-=/£#          #£@§*/=-..
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....-=/*§@ I DONT  KNOW, I FEEL HAPPY, BECAUSE ONE. @§*/=-....
.....-=/*§ DOPAMINE RELEASE? IODK AND THERE'S  THIS §*/=-.....
......-=/*       FEELING THAT NOTHING MATTERS       */=-......
.......-=/            IN THE END, SWEET             /=-.......
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.........- AROUND  THIRTY  PERCENT  OF THE  ALCOHOL -.........
........-= ENTERS THE  BLOODSTREAM  ALREADY IN  THE =-........
.......-=/ MOUTH,  OR SO I'VE HEARD. GOT TO LOOK UP /=-.......
......-=/*           THE NUMBERS ON THAT.           */=-......
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....-=/*§@            .-=/*§@£###£@§*/=-.           @§*/=-....
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..-=/*§@£# FINALLY SOMEONE LET ME  OUT  OF MY DRUNK #£@§*/=-..
.-=/*§@£## TIME   FOR   ME   IS  BEAUTIFUL  CUZ  IM ##£@§*/=-.
..-=/*§@£#              INFINITY MUNK               #£@§*/=-..
...-=/*§@£ I  CAN DO IT  ANYWAY INSIDE AND WITHSIDE £@§*/=-...
....-=/*§@               AM SIDE AND                @§*/=-....
.....-=/*§ IM A  SPHERICAL  ENTITY!  IM  FROM OUTER §*/=-.....
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........-= OKI I JUST  DRANK  THREE  MOUTHFULLS  OF =-........
.......-=/ WINE. I  DRANK  FOUR  STRONG  BEERS  AND /=-.......
......-=/* MAYBE THREE OR  FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF WINE. */=-......
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....-=/*§@ A  THING  I  DONT CARE  ABOUT THE  TASTE @§*/=-....
...-=/*§@£ ANYMORE  I DO AT THE START  BUT NOT NOW. £@§*/=-...
..-=/*§@£# THERES  A TIMELINE  GOING  FROM CARE  TO #£@§*/=-..
.-=/*§@£##                 NOT CARE                 ##£@§*/=-.
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...-=/*§@£            .-=/*§@£###£@§*/=-.           £@§*/=-...
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.....-=/*§ HAHA  SUDDENLY  O  HAD   ON  SOME  WEURD §*/=-.....
......-=/* FINGER  ON MY  FINGER THEN YESTERDAY AND */=-......
.......-=/ I ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED THEN I WAS ON  THE /=-.......
........-= TOILET  LOL MBUT WEW THERE WAS SOMETHING =-........
.........- WRONG WITH  F  -INGER.  I MEAN  WITH  MY -.........
........-= LEFT INDEX FINGER  NOTJING WRONG WITH MY =-........
.......-=/ RIGHT  CHOPPED   MYSELF  WITH  ,AN   AXE /=-.......
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....-=/*§@ WTF IS  WHY HAVE I THE  WRONG  FINGER AS @§*/=-....
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...-=/*§@£ READ  MORE   ABOUT   TYPES  OF   ALCOHOL £@§*/=-...
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.....-=/*§ *  BEER   .  WINE   .  CIDER   .  KIR  * §*/=-.....
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