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....#.##.. IN GARDENS AMONG STONES ALONG  THE RIVER ....#.....
......###. GROWS  THE MUSHROOM.  BETWEEN  FERNS AND #....#....
......#.## HORSEMINT GROWS THE  MUSHROOM. ALONG THE .#....#...
........## CREEK,  WITH  A REDDISH  CAP  AND  WHITE ..#....#..
........#. STEM  AND QUIRKY GLEAM IN ITS EYES GROWS #..#....#.
..........               THE MUSHROOM.              .#..#....#
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...#...... I AM DREAMING.  A  PACKAGE  HAS ARRIVED. .....#..#.
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#....#.... THROUGH THE  PARK  I GO  TO  PICK IT  UP .......#..
.#....#... FROM A BITTER LADY. A  SLOT  IN  A WALL, #.......#.
..#....#.. LADY  INSIDE,  ME OUTSIDE  WITH THE REST .#.......#
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....#..#.. DELIVERED IS A NY FAT CAP, A  NOZZLE (OR #..#..#...
.....#..#.       "CAP") FOR SPRAY PAINT CANS.       ##..#..#..
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.......#.. THROUGH YOUNG FOREST,  THIN  AND RUBBERY .###..#..#
#.......#. WHIPS SHOOT UP FROM THE  EARTH. KIRSKALE .#.##..#..
.#.......#    AROUND MY FEET. CONCRETE TRENCHES,    ...###..#.
..#....... ABANDONED GRAY  WALLS. I SHALL  TRY  THE #..#.##..#
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..#..#.... THE  PAINT  INSIDE COMES  OUT, IT  COMES .###...###
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.##..#..#.               GOOEY PAINT.               #..#.##..#
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.#.##..#.. DOESN'T  HIT ANYTHING.  IT  KEEPS  GOING ###..#.##.
...###..#. AND   NEVER   REACHES  THE  WALLS.  IT'S #.##...###
#..#.##..# FOREVER FALLING,  BUT  NOTHING  WILL  BE ..###..#.#
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...###...#            I THINK TO MYSELF:            #.....#.##
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