they have told me  to mount in  the  car 
 and  drive it  to some  town to fix some 
 stuff.  i drive  as good as  i  can  but 
 it's not helping. i  dont have a drivers 
                 license.                 
                                          
 i'm at  a  dam  slash  river  slash  art 
 project,  when  i  suddenly  notice  i'm 
 lying  flat on  my  stomach and have  to 
 pedal with  my hands. fuck! i understand 
 quickly that the only option here is  to 
 pull   over   somewhere   and   sit   up 
      straight, as you're supposed to