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..^~\=&&@# THEY  HAVE  TOLD  ME TO MOUNT IN THE CAR #@&&=\~^..
.^~\=&&@## AND DRIVE IT TO  SOME  TOWN  TO FIX SOME ##@&&=\~^.
..^~\=&&@# STUFF.  I  DRIVE AS  GOOD  AS I CAN  BUT #@&&=\~^..
...^~\=&&@ IT'S NOT HELPING.  I DONT HAVE A DRIVERS @&&=\~^...
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......^~\= I'M  AT A  DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART =\~^......
.......^~\ PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M \~^.......
........^~ LYING  FLAT ON  MY  STOMACH  AND HAVE TO ~^........
.........^ PEDAL  WITH MY HANDS. FUCK! I UNDERSTAND ^.........
.......... QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY OPTION  HERE IS TO ..........
.......... PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ..........
..........      STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO     ..........
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