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......:~=% THEY  HAVE TOLD  ME  TO MOUNT IN THE CAR %=~:......
.....:~=%$ AND  DRIVE IT TO SOME  TOWN TO  FIX SOME $%=~:.....
....:~=%$& STUFF.  I  DRIVE AS  GOOD AS  I  CAN BUT &$%=~:....
...:~=%$&# IT'S NOT HELPING. I  DONT HAVE A DRIVERS #&$%=~:...
..:~=%$&##                 LICENSE.                 ##&$%=~:..
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:~=%$&#### I'M  AT  A  DAM  SLASH  RIVER SLASH  ART ####&$%=~:
.:~=%$&### PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M ###&$%=~:.
..:~=%$&## LYING  FLAT ON  MY STOMACH  AND  HAVE TO ##&$%=~:..
...:~=%$&# PEDAL WITH MY HANDS. FUCK!  I UNDERSTAND #&$%=~:...
....:~=%$& QUICKLY  THAT THE ONLY OPTION HERE IS TO &$%=~:....
.....:~=%$ PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP $%=~:.....
......:~=%      STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO     %=~:......
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