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.........: THEY  HAVE TOLD  ME TO  MOUNT IN THE CAR :.........
........:~ AND  DRIVE  IT TO SOME TOWN  TO FIX SOME ~:........
.......:~\ STUFF.  I  DRIVE  AS GOOD AS  I  CAN BUT \~:.......
......:~\% IT'S NOT HELPING. I DONT HAVE A  DRIVERS %\~:......
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...:~\%%¤¶ I'M  AT A  DAM  SLASH  RIVER  SLASH  ART ¶¤%%\~:...
..:~\%%¤¶@ PROJECT,  WHEN  I  SUDDENLY  NOTICE  I'M @¶¤%%\~:..
.:~\%%¤¶@# LYING FLAT  ON  MY STOMACH  AND HAVE  TO #@¶¤%%\~:.
..:~\%%¤¶@ PEDAL WITH  MY HANDS. FUCK! I UNDERSTAND @¶¤%%\~:..
...:~\%%¤¶ QUICKLY THAT THE ONLY OPTION HERE  IS TO ¶¤%%\~:...
....:~\%%¤ PULL   OVER   SOMEWHERE   AND   SIT   UP ¤%%\~:....
.....:~\%%     STRAIGHT, AS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO      %%\~:.....
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