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.........~ LESS THAN A  YEAR  WE'VE BEEN  ON  EVERY ~.........
.......... STREET  AT   LEAST   ONCE.   THERE'S  NO ..........
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.......... APARTMENT   TOO.   I   TRULY   MISS  IT. ..........
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