I  Love  Manhandling The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I Know  The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I Remove  The Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle   The  Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard It  Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!