I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know  The Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently  Stroke The  Side Of The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The   Buttons  With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And  I  Guard  It Closely  So That I Can 
 Steal Those First Few  Drops For Myself!