I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip. My  Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When I Remove  The  Filter,  I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They   Are  Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And  I Guard It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!