I Love Manhandling  The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots.  I  Know The Grip. My Hands 
      Are Placed Where They Should.       
                                          
 When  I  Remove The  Filter,  I  Ever So 
 Gently Stroke The Side Of  The  Machine. 
 Before  They  Are   Pressed,  I  Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!