I  Love Manhandling The  Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I Know The  Grip. My  Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When I  Remove  The  Filter, I  Ever  So 
 Gently Stroke The Side  Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons   With  My  Finger. 
                                          
 And I Guard  It  Closely So  That I  Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops  For Myself!