I Love  Manhandling  The Industrial Size 
 Coffee Pots. I  Know The Grip.  My Hands 
       Are Placed Where They Should.      
                                          
 When  I  Remove  The  Filter,  I Ever So 
 Gently  Stroke The Side Of  The Machine. 
 Before  They  Are  Pressed,  I   Lightly 
 Circle  The  Buttons  With  My   Finger. 
                                          
 And I  Guard It Closely  So  That  I Can 
 Steal Those First Few Drops For  Myself!