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.....:~:†& ¤ ¤ . BITCOIN . ¤ ¤ &†:~:.....
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........:~ BITCOIN IS A CRYPTO COIN, CRYPTO HERE ~:........
.........: MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS MONEY IS :.........
.......... INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)! ..........
.......... THIS IS A SYMPTOM OF IT ONLY LIVING ON ..........
.......... THE INTERNET - IN FACT, IF YOU WERE TO ..........
.......... REMOVE A BITCOIN FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT ..........
.......... WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME ..........
.........: WORTHLESS. :.........
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.......:~: IT WORKS LIKE THIS: IF YOU MAKE YOUR :~:.......
......:~:† COMPUTER CREATE A LOT OF HEAT, IT'S †:~:......
.....:~:†& REWARDED WITH BITCOIN, AS A TOKEN OF &†:~:.....
....:~:†&¤ GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW. ¤&†:~:....
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..:~:†&¤## THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO SIGN A ##¤&†:~:..
.:~:†&¤### DOCUMENT STATING THAT THOSE COINS ARE ###¤&†:~:.
..:~:†&¤## ACTUALLY YOURS. YOU CAN THEN SEND THEM ##¤&†:~:..
...:~:†&¤# TO OTHERS, GENERATING A NEW DOCUMENT #¤&†:~:...
....:~:†&¤ FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN. ¤&†:~:....
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......:~:† AND BECAUSE YOU'RE KNEE DEEP NOW, YOU †:~:......
.......:~: HAVE TO SIGN A LOT OF DOCUMENTS :~:.......
........:~ YOURSELF, AND KEEP TRACK OF WHO SIGNED ~:........
.........: WHAT, AND LOOK FOR FORGED SIGNATURES, :.........
.......... AND PROBABLY FORGE A FEW YOURSELF... ..........
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.......... ALSO, IN THE END IT DOESN'T WORK. ..........
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