bitcoin               
                                        
                                          
 bitcoin is  a  crypto coin,  crypto here 
 meaning  "hidden", because this money is 
  invisible, intangible (yet still real)! 
 this is a symptom  of it only  living on 
 the internet - in fact, if  you  were to 
 remove  a bitcoin from the mainframe, it 
     would immediately die and become     
                worthless.                
                                          
 it  works like  this:  if  you make your 
 computer  create  a  lot  of  heat, it's 
 rewarded  with  bitcoin, as  a  token of 
       gratitude from time's arrow.       
                                          
 then every other computer has to  sign a 
 document  stating that  those  coins are 
 actually  yours.  you can then send them 
 to  others,  generating  a new  document 
          for everyone to sign.           
                                          
 and because you're  knee  deep  now, you 
 have  to   sign  a   lot  of   documents 
 yourself, and keep  track  of who signed 
 what, and  look for  forged  signatures, 
 and  probably forge  a  few  yourself... 
                                          
 also,  in   the  end  it  doesn't  work.