BITCOIN               
                                        
                                          
 BITCOIN  IS A  CRYPTO  COIN, CRYPTO HERE 
 MEANING "HIDDEN", BECAUSE THIS  MONEY IS 
 INVISIBLE, INTANGIBLE (YET STILL REAL)!  
 THIS IS  A SYMPTOM OF  IT ONLY LIVING ON 
 THE INTERNET - IN  FACT, IF  YOU WERE TO 
 REMOVE A BITCOIN  FROM THE MAINFRAME, IT 
     WOULD IMMEDIATELY DIE AND BECOME     
                WORTHLESS.                
                                          
 IT WORKS  LIKE  THIS:  IF  YOU MAKE YOUR 
 COMPUTER  CREATE  A  LOT  OF HEAT,  IT'S 
 REWARDED WITH  BITCOIN,  AS  A TOKEN  OF 
       GRATITUDE FROM TIME'S ARROW.       
                                          
 THEN EVERY OTHER COMPUTER HAS TO  SIGN A 
 DOCUMENT  STATING  THAT THOSE COINS  ARE 
 ACTUALLY  YOURS.  YOU CAN THEN SEND THEM 
 TO  OTHERS, GENERATING  A  NEW  DOCUMENT 
           FOR EVERYONE TO SIGN.          
                                          
 AND  BECAUSE YOU'RE KNEE DEEP  NOW,  YOU 
 HAVE   TO  SIGN   A  LOT   OF  DOCUMENTS 
 YOURSELF,  AND KEEP  TRACK OF WHO SIGNED 
 WHAT, AND LOOK  FOR  FORGED  SIGNATURES, 
 AND  PROBABLY  FORGE  A FEW  YOURSELF... 
                                          
 ALSO,  IN   THE  END  IT  DOESN'T  WORK.