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¨.,,-»;*%# shoplifters know  aldi  alarm tags  only #%*;»-,,.¨
..,,,:=^%@  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  @%^=:,,,..
,.¨.¨,,=** know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only **=,,¨.¨.,
¨.¨.,¨.--:        trigger void mart alarms.         :--.¨,.¨.¨
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,.....,¨.. however,  if  you  get caught  handcuffs ..¨,.....,
,,..¨.¨,.= can be  put  on you as  a  punishment by =.,¨.¨..,,
.,..¨.¨,=† police,  and   you  are  to   wear  them †=,¨.¨..,.
.,¨,¨¨,~;§           indefenitely forever           §;~,¨¨,¨,.
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...~»*=£§¶ .       .       .      .       .       . ¶§£=*»~...
..~»*=£§¶# . . And They Will Trigger All Alarms . . #¶§£=*»~..
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.¨.¨:«\*£@ while this is  distressing  at first and @£*\«:¨.¨.
.,¨¨,,=††¤ can certainly lead to anxiousness,  most ¤††=,,¨¨,.
¨¨¨,,.~-;= store  workers are sympathetic  and will =;-~.,,¨¨¨
.,.¨,.¨,-: let    you   go   if   you   ask   them. :-,¨.,¨.,.
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           * probably not true, idk