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....~~^^%@         ....^^## KALMAR ##^^....         @%^^~~....
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..~~^^%@## I'M  LIVING  WITH  A  FRIEND AND  WE ARE ##@%^^~~..
.~~^^%@### DRIVING  THINGS  TO  THE  EXTREME.   I'M ###@%^^~~.
..~~^^%@## DRUNK THREE TO FOUR TIMES A WEEK AND  MY ##@%^^~~..
...~~^^%@# DIET  CONSISTS  MAINLY  OF   JUNK  FOOD. #@%^^~~...
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.....~~^^% I KNOW THE LAYOUT OF THE  WHOLE TOWN, IN %^^~~.....
......~~^^ LESS  THAN  A YEAR WE'VE  BEEN ON  EVERY ^^~~......
.......~~^ STREET   AT  LEAST   ONCE.   THERE'S  NO ^~~.......
........~~         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         ~~........
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.......... THE  ACTUAL PLACE  IS BEAUTIFUL, AND THE ..........
.........~ APARTMENT   TOO.   I  TRULY   MISS   IT. ~.........
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