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¨¨.~-/=@£# &               HANDCUFFS              £ #£@=/-~.¨¨
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....¨.,~:^ shoplifters  know aldi alarm  tags  only ^:~,.¨....
¨.,,.,,-~†  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  †~-,,.,,.¨
,¨¨.,¨.,^- know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only -^,.¨,.¨¨,
¨¨,,,..,.,         trigger void mart alarms.        ,.,..,,,¨¨
,,.¨.,¨.¨.                                          .¨.¨,.¨.,,
¨,¨,..¨,¨^ however, if  you  get  caught  handcuffs ^¨,¨..,¨,¨
.¨,.¨,..,~ can be put  on you as  a  punishment  by ~,..,¨.,¨.
,.¨,,,.,~= police,  and  you   are  to   wear  them =~,.,,,¨.,
,¨,¨¨¨,«=§           indefenitely forever           §=«,¨¨¨,¨,
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,,,,-»;†@§ ,                  ,                   , §@†;»-,,,,
,,,-»;†@§# ,       ,      ,       ,       ,       , #§@†;»-,,,
,,-»;†@§## , , And They Will Trigger All Alarms , , ##§@†;»-,,
,-»;†@§### ,       ,       ,       ,       ,      , ###§@†;»-,
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,¨.¨:»^†@@ while this is distressing  at  first and @@†^»:¨.¨,
,,¨.,~-†*@ can certainly  lead to anxiousness, most @*†-~,.¨,,
..,,¨,,«\† store workers are  sympathetic  and will †\«,,¨,,..
,¨¨¨.,¨:=; let   you   go    if   you   ask   them. ;=:¨,.¨¨¨,
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,¨¨.¨.,,,,                                          ,,,,.¨.¨¨,
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           * probably not true, idk