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&¨§.§,@¨£.  trigger aldi alarms*. shoplifters also  .¤,§¨#.#¨¨
§,#,¤.§¨§, know  that  void mart  alarm  tags  only ,§.@¨§,¤,&
#,#,¤¨§,@.         trigger void mart alarms.        ,¤¨@,&,§,.
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¤¨#.§.@,&, can be put on  you as  a  punishment  by ¨§¨¤.§.@,#
@¨§¨#,¤¨&, police,  and   you  are  to  wear   them ,£.&¨@.@.,
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¤.§,@.£.&, store  workers are sympathetic and  will ¨§¨¤,¤,@¨&
¤,¤.£¨&,¤¨ let   you    go   if   you   ask   them. ¨&¨@,¤.&.¨
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           * probably not true, idk