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..,~:%$@@#                ~~$    $~~                #@@$%:~,..
.,~:%$@@##              ~~$  LIFE  $~~              ##@@$%:~,.
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.....,~:%$ ~  ~ $ A MULTITUDE OF  DEFINITIONS $ ~ ~ $%:~,.....
....,~:%$@ ~   $   DOES   NOT    HELP.   WE   $   ~ @$%:~,....
...,~:%$@@ $     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     $ @@$%:~,...
..,~:%$@@# ~   $   WHAT    WE   ARE,    AND   $   ~ #@@$%:~,..
.,~:%$@@## ~  ~  $  WHAT  THINGS  LIKE  US  $  ~  ~ ##@@$%:~,.
..,~:%$@@# ~   $   ARE",   BUT   THEN    WE   $   ~ #@@$%:~,..
...,~:%$@@ $    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    $ @@$%:~,...
....,~:%$@ ~  $  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  $  ~ @$%:~,....
.....,~:%$ ~  ~ $  ENTAILS,  HOW  IT  SHOULD  $ ~ ~ $%:~,.....
....,~:%$@ ~   $   BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR  $   ~ @$%:~,....
...,~:%$@@ $     WHAT    IS    THE    ARBITER,    $ @@$%:~,...
..,~:%$@@# ~   $   AND   SO   INSTEAD  THERE  $   ~ #@@$%:~,..
.,~:%$@@## ~   ~   $    IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ##@@$%:~,.
..,~:%$@@# SANCTIONED     LIST      $      ~      ~ #@@$%:~,..
...,~:%$@@ ~ ~  ~  ~  $  OF CRITERIA  $  ~  ~  ~  ~ @@$%:~,...
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....,~:%$@ - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  @$%:~,....
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..,~:%$@@# - LIFE CAN STEAL                         #@@$%:~,..
.,~:%$@@## - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ##@@$%:~,.
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