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,,,&&&&,,& PARTY,  BATHROOM,  DOOR  LOCKED,  LIGHTS ,,&,,&&&&&
,,&,,,&,&& OFF,  SHOWER  CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL ,&&,&,,,,&
,&&,,&&&,, OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE,  AND  AS I &,&&&,,,&&
&,&,&,,&,, START TO  UNZIP MY PANTS,  SHE STEPS OUT &&,,&,,&,&
&&&&&,&&,, OF   THE   SHOWER   AND  PUSHES   ME  TO ,&,&&,&&&,
,,,,&&,&,, ########&&&&^^THE~~GROUND.##&&&&^^^^~~~~ &&&,&&,,&&
,,,&,&&&,, &&&&^^^^~~~~########&&&&^^^^~~~~######## ,,&&,&,&,&
,,&&&,,&,& I   WISH  TO   BE  CONTACTED   BY   SOME ,&,&&&&&&&
,&,,&,&&&, [GOD, ALIEN] WHO  WOULD BESTOW  UPON  ME &&&,,,,,,&
&&,&&&,,&& SOME  INCREDIBLE  POWER  THAT  WILL  SET ,,&,,,,,&&
,&&,,&,&,& EVERYTHING  RIGHT  FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T ,&&,,,,&,,
&,&,&&&&&& KNOW  IS  THAT  THIS  HAPPENS   MULTIPLE &,&,,,&&,,
&&&&,,,,,& TIMES PER SECOND  -  THEY ASK  ME: "WHEN &&&,,&,&,&
,,,&,,,,&, YOU SAID  THE  WORLD EGG  WAS YOUR IDEAL ,,&,&&&&&,
,,&&,,,&&, BODY  TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"?  I  ANSWER ,&&&,,,,&,
,&,&,,&,&& "NOT  REALLY, BUT I CAN  ACT LIKE IT FOR &,,&,,,&&,
&&&&,&&&,& YOU,  IF  YOU'D  LIKE".  AT  THIS  POINT &,&&,,&,&,
,,,&&,,&&& HOWEVER  THEY  HAVE  ALREADY  ERASED  MY &&,&,&&&&&
,,&,&,&,,, MEMORY  OF  THE  ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. ,&&&&,,,,&
,&&&&&&,,& SUBCONSCIOUSLY,   THIS   IS   WHERE   MY &,,,&,,,&&
&,,,,,&,&& ~~~~###SADNESS&&^COMES~~###FROM#&&&&^^^^ &,,&&,,&,&
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