¨,~:=§#@## ##@#§=:~,¨
,,«\%%@¶@@ @@¶@%%\«,,
,¨~==%£%£# #£%£%==~¨,
¨:=**$¤@¤# #¤@¤$**=:¨
¨.¨¨,;%†£@ @£†%;,¨¨.¨
¨^»^$*@### . ###@*$^»^¨
,,..¨::†£# ¨ #£†::¨..,,
¨¨,^,»::=@ , @=::»,^,¨¨
¨.¨.~^†=%& . , &%=†^~.¨.¨
,.¨¨,~=^¤§ . , , §¤^=~,¨¨.,
¨~~-«-/%#@ # . # . ¨ @#%/-«-~~¨
,,»†=†^¤¤# . ¨ . # # , # #¤¤^†=†»,,
,,,,,,,-$£ **§*$---*§*$-§*§$--*§*§*$---$*§*§**--§-* £$-,,,,,,,
¨¨¨¨--=†$¶ ======================================== ¶$†=--¨¨¨¨
...,»**£@@ »»»»»»»»»»»» S34WEED COFF3E »»»»»»»»»»»» @@£**»,...
,,-†%*£### ---------------------------------------- ###£*%†-,,
.,«:$££@## «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ##@££$:«,.
.~*†£##@## ##@##£†*~.
.~=*†££### S34WEED COFF3E, 4LSO COLLOQU14LLY ###££†*=~.
.....=††## C4LL3D S34WEED BR3W OR PL4NKTON COFF3E. ##††=.....
.~=*†£#### B1TT3R, S4LTY, O1LY, 4ND T34L 4S TH3 ####£†*=~.
......~*£# H41R OF 4 M1KU. #£*~......
.~=*†£##@# #@##£†*=~.
.......=†# W3 D3C1DED HUNDR3DS OF Y34RS 4GO TO #†=.......
.~=*†£##@# STOP TH3 TR4V3L FROM OUR D3EP M4RSH3S #@##£†*=~.
.~=*†£##@# UP TO TH3 4R1D R3G1ONS WH3RE TH3 #@##£†*=~.
.~=*†£##@@ R3GUL4R B34NS GROW. TH3 3FFORT W4S @@##£†*=~.
.~=*†£##@# N3VER WORTH TH3 Y13LD, 4ND NO ON3 #@##£†*=~.
.~=*†£##@# W4NT3D TO ST4Y UP TH3RE. W3 N3ED W4T3R #@##£†*=~.
.~=*†£##@# 4ROUND OUR F3ET. #@##£†*=~.
.~*†£##@## ##@##£†*~.
.~=*†£#@## WH3N W3 R34L1ZED TH4T TH3 TR4D3RS WHO ##@#£†*=~.
..~===*†#@ W3RE W1LLING TO DO TH1S JOURN3Y FOR US @#†*===~..
.~=*†£££## COULD NOT M3ET OUR D3M4NDS, OR 1F TH3Y ##£££†*=~.
.~=*†£#### COULD W3 W3RE UN4BL3 TO P4Y TH3M, W3 ####£†*=~.
.~=*£##@## S3T OUT TO F1ND SOM3 SUBST1TUT3 1N OUR ##@##£*=~.
.~=*†£##@# LOC4L 3COSYSTEM. #@##£†*=~.
.....~~*£# #£*~~.....
¨~=:^$§### ======================================== ###§$^:=~¨
,,~::::*## ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##*::::~,,
,^~=§££@## ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DR1NK CR1T3RI4 ~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##@££§=~^,
.^-/%$§@## ---------------------------------------- ##@§$%/-^.
,,,---===& ---------------------------------------- &===---,,,
.,«=$%&¶## ##¶&%$=«,.
.,«=$%&### W3 OUTL1N3D TH3 FOLLOW1NG TR41TS 4S ###&%$=«,.
.,«=$%&¶## 4BSOLUT3 R3QU1REMENTS OF OUR N3W DR1NK: ##¶&%$=«,.
.....,,«$& &$«,,.....
...«====%& =#«« C4FF31NATED ««#= &%====«...
.,«=$%&¶## ##¶&%$=«,.
.,«=$%&¶## =#«« B1TT3R ««#= ##¶&%$=«,.
.,«=$%&¶¶¶ ¶¶¶&%$=«,.
.,«=$%%&&# =#«« 3NJOYED HOT ««#= #&&%%$=«,.
.,«=$%&¶## ##¶&%$=«,.
.,«=$%&¶## 4DD1TIONALLY, W3 PR4Y3D FOR: ##¶&%$=«,.
.,«««==$%¶ ¶%$==«««,.
.,«=$%&¶## =#«« M3D1C4L PROP3RT1ES ««#= ##¶&%$=«,.
.,«=$$%%&¶ ¶&%%$$=«,.
.,«=$%&¶## =#«« 34S1LY PR3P4RED ««#= ##¶&%$=«,.
.,«=$%&¶## ##¶&%$=«,.
.,~\*%£### ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###£%*\~,.
¨¨¨¨~=^&¤¤ ======================================== ¤¤&^=~¨¨¨¨
,,~~~;%$## ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ TH3 D3ER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ##$%;~~~,,
,^»/*£¤@## »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» ##@¤£*/»^,
¨¨¨¨¨^««*¤ «««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««««« ¤*««^¨¨¨¨¨
¨~»:=$&£## ##£&$=:»~¨
¨~»:=$&£## W3 TR13D M4NY TH1NGS. ROOTS, V1N3S, ##£&$=:»~¨
¨¨¨¨¨»=$$& WH4T3VER B34NS WOULD SURV1V3 OUR &$$=»¨¨¨¨¨
¨~»:=$&£## CL1M4T3. W3 TR13D TO CULT1V4T3 4 COFF3E ##£&$=:»~¨
¨~»:=$&£## PL4NT TH4T COULD B3 GROWN CLOS3R TO US. ##£&$=:»~¨
¨¨¨¨»:==&£ BUT OUR R3SE4RCH W4S FRU1TL3SS, 4ND £&==:»¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨~~»=& 4FT3R 4 F3W G3NER4T1ONS, TH3 3NDE4VOUR &=»~~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~»:=$$$&& W4S S3EN 4S 4N OLD 4ND F4D3D DR34M. &&$$$=:»~¨
¨~»:=$&£## ##£&$=:»~¨
¨~»:===&&& UNT1L, ON3 D4Y, 4 S34 DEER B3CKONED US &&&===:»~¨
¨¨¨¨¨~:=$& OV3R TO 4 SHUNN3D 1SL4ND 1N TH3 &$=:~¨¨¨¨¨
¨~»:=$&£## M4RSHLANDS, W3RE 3VERYBODY KN3W NOTH1NG ##£&$=:»~¨
¨~»:=$&£## GOOD WOULD THR1V3, 4ND SHOW3D US TH3 ##£&$=:»~¨
¨~»:=$&£## S34WEED, JUST B3LOW TH3 SURF4C3. ##£&$=:»~¨
¨~»:=$&£## ##£&$=:»~¨
¨¨¨»:==$&# B34UT1FUL! W3 W3RE 1N 4W3. TH1S #&$==:»¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨¨»=&& WORTHL3SS 1SL4ND, F1LL3D W1TH NOTH1NG &&=»¨¨¨¨¨¨
¨~~~~~~:$& BUT TROUBL3, Y3T JUST B3LOW TH3 &$:~~~~~~¨
¨¨~~~~»=$& W4T3RL1NE... TH3 K3Y TO DR1NKING COFF3E &$=»~~~~¨¨
¨~»:=$&£££ ONC3 4GA1N! £££&$=:»~¨
¨¨¨¨~~:$&# #&$:~~¨¨¨¨
¨~»:=$&£## ##£&$=:»~¨
¨~»:=$&£## ##£&$=:»~¨
¨~»:=$&£## ##£&$=:»~¨
¨~»:=$&£## ##£&$=:»~¨