Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say  I  Am  An  Average Biker,  And 
 Above Average For A  Drunk Person.  What 
 Makes   Me  Stand   Out   Though  Is  My 
 Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking".  
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands On  Them With  A Few Points. 
                                          
                 Three                  
 The Most  Important  Thing Is  The Flow. 
 You Must  Try To Always Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It   Is  Advantageous  To  Ignore   Most 
    Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And   
 Explicit,   And   Do   What  You   Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big  Roads, And Walk At Crossings.