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..^~†=*&¶@ @¶&*=†~^..
.^~†=*&¶@# PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. #@¶&*=†~^.
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...^~†=*&¶ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¶&*=†~^...
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.....^~†=* UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND *=†~^.....
......^~†= SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS =†~^......
.......^~† SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED †~^.......
........^~ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ~^........
.........^ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ^.........
........^~ TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ~^........
.......^~† †~^.......
......^~†= EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL =†~^......
.....^~†=* LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE *=†~^.....
....^~†=*& OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL &*=†~^....
...^~†=*&¶ CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ¶&*=†~^...
..^~†=*&¶@ THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM @¶&*=†~^..
.^~†=*&¶@# GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #@¶&*=†~^.
..^~†=*&¶@ @¶&*=†~^..
...^~†=*&¶ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ¶&*=†~^...
....^~†=*& &*=†~^....
.....^~†=* NOTABLE PERSONS WITH *=†~^.....
......^~†= UNICORN IMMORTALITY: =†~^......
.......^~† †~^.......
........^~ = DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ~^........
.........^ THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ^.........
........^~ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ~^........
.......^~† NORSE. †~^.......
......^~†= =†~^......
.....^~†=* = PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF *=†~^.....
....^~†=*& PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH &*=†~^....
...^~†=*&¶ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ¶&*=†~^...
..^~†=*&¶@ COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. @¶&*=†~^..
.^~†=*&¶@# #@¶&*=†~^.
..^~†=*&¶@ = AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD @¶&*=†~^..
...^~†=*&¶ NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ¶&*=†~^...
....^~†=*& FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS &*=†~^....
.....^~†=* NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. *=†~^.....
......^~†= =†~^......
.......^~† = A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN †~^.......
........^~ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ~^........
.........^ CATS AT AGE NINE. ^.........
........^~ ~^........
.......^~† = DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS †~^.......
......^~†= ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH =†~^......
.....^~†=* GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? *=†~^.....
....^~†=*& &*=†~^....
...^~†=*&¶ = TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ¶&*=†~^...
..^~†=*&¶@ INTO DEEP SPACE. @¶&*=†~^..
.^~†=*&¶@# #@¶&*=†~^.
..^~†=*&¶@ = OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN @¶&*=†~^..
...^~†=*&¶ A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ¶&*=†~^...
....^~†=*& SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO &*=†~^....
.....^~†=* REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. *=†~^.....
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