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,§,,,§,§§, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ,,,,§,§§,,
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§§,,,§,,,§ UNICORN  MEAT IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT  AND ,§§§,,,,§,
§§§,,,§,,, SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ,§,§§,,,,,
§,§§,,,§,, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE  IT IS USUALLY CURED ,,,§§§,,,,
,,§§§,,,§, - MIXED WITH  LARGE QUANTITIES  OF SALT, ,,,§,§§,,,
,,§,§§,,,§ THEN  SEALED  IN A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) §,,,,§§§,,
,,,,§§§,,,        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       §§,,,§,§§,
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§,,,,,§§§, EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §,§§,,,§,§
§§,,,,§,§§ LIFE.  BY INDULGING, YOU  LOSE THE GRACE ,,§§§,,,,§
,§§,,,,,§§ OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ,,§,§§,,,§
,§§§,,,,§, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED  THAT §,,,§§§,,,
,§,§§,,,,, THIS  DOES NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY FROM §§,,§,§§,,
,,,§§§,,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,§§,,,§§§,
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§§§,,,,§§§           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           §,,§,§§,,,
§,§§,,,§,§           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           §§,,,§§§,,
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,,§,§§,,,§   % DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   §,§§,,,§§§
§,,,§§§,,,  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ,,§§§,,§,§
§§,,§,§§,,    IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD     ,,§,§§,,,§
,§§,,,§§§,                  NORSE.                  §,,,§§§,,§
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,§,§§,,,§§   % PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ,,§,,,§§§,
,,,§§§,,§,  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ,,,§,,§,§§
§,,§,§§,,,   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ,,,,§,,,§§
§§,,,§§§,,          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ,,,,,§,,§,
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§,§§,,,§§§  % AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  §§,,,,,§,,
,,§§§,,§,§    NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A     ,§§,,,,,§,
,,§,§§,,,§  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ,§§§,,,,,§
§,,,§§§,,§   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   ,§,§§,,,,,
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,,§,,,§§§,   % A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN  §,,§,§§,,,
,,,§,,§,§§  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ,§,,,§§§,,
,,,,§,,,§§            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ,,§,,§,§§,
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§,,,,,§,,,     % DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     ,§,,§,,§,§
§§,,,,,§,,     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ,,§,,§,,,§
,§§,,,,,§,     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      §,,§,,§,,§
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,§,§§,,,,,   % TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ,§§,,§,,§,
,,,§§§,,,,             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ,§§§,,§,,§
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,§,,,§§§,, % OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN  ,,,§§§,,§,
,,§,,§,§§,   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ,,,§,§§,,§
§,,§,,,§§§  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO §,,,,§§§,,
,§,,§,,§,§        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ,§,,,§,§§,
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