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###§%^*=,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT. ,,=*^%§###
§%^*=,,,,, ,,,,,=*^%§
§%%%*=,,,, #####################=================== ,,,,=*%%%§
###§%^*=,, ,,=*^%§###
###§%^*=,, UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ,,=*^%§###
§§§^^*,,,, SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ,,,,*^^§§§
§§%^*,,,,, SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ,,,,,*^%§§
#§^****=,, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ,,=****^§#
§§§^*=,,,, THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) ,,,,=*^§§§
###§%^*=,, TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ,,=*^%§###
##§§%^*=,, ,,=*^%§§##
§^^*===,,, EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,,,===*^^§
§§^*,,,,,, LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE ,,,,,,*^§§
#%^^***=,, OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ,,=***^^%#
###§%^*=,, CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,=*^%§###
####§%^*=, THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ,=*^%§####
##%**==,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ,,,==**%##
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###§%^*=,, ======================================== ,,=*^%§###
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#§^=,,,,,, NOTABLE PERSONS WITH ,,,,,,=^§#
§%**,,,,,, UNICORN IMMORTALITY: ,,,,,,**%§
§^=,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,=^§
###§%^*=,, ^ DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ,,=*^%§###
###§%^*=,, THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ,,=*^%§###
§%^^^^*=,, IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD ,,=*^^^^%§
#§^*,,,,,, NORSE. ,,,,,,*^§#
§%^=,,,,,, ,,,,,,=^%§
####§%^*=, ^ PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ,=*^%§####
###§%^*=,, PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ,,=*^%§###
####§%^=,, BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. ,,=^%§####
§^^^^*=,,, COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ,,,=*^^^^§
###§%^*=,, ,,=*^%§###
§%%^^*=,,, ^ AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ,,,=*^^%%§
#§§^==,,,, NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ,,,,==^§§#
#%%^^*,,,, FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ,,,,*^^%%#
##%^=,,,,, NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. ,,,,,=^%##
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#§^*,,,,,, ^ A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ,,,,,,*^§#
###§%^*=,, MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY ,,=*^%§###
§§^=,,,,,, CATS AT AGE NINE. ,,,,,,=^§§
###§%^*=,, ,,=*^%§###
###§%^*=,, ^ DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ,,=*^%§###
###§%^*=,, ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ,,=*^%§###
###§%^*=,, GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? ,,=*^%§###
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##§^*,,,,, ^ TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET ,,,,,*^§##
####§^*=,, INTO DEEP SPACE. ,,=*^§####
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#§§^=,,,,, ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ,,,,,=^§§#
##§%***=,, A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ,,=***%§##
##§§%^*=,, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO ,,=*^%§§##
§%^=,,,,,, REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. ,,,,,,=^%§
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