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,^-:§*§£## UNICORN MEAT IS OILY, IRIDIESCENT AND ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§£## SLIGHTLY TRANSLUCENT. DUE TO ITS ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§£## SHRIMP-LIKE TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§£## - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES OF SALT, ##£§*§:-^,
,,,,,^^-§§ THEN SEALED IN A DARK ROOM (OR PIT) §§-^^,,,,,
,^-:§*§£## TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS. ##£§*§:-^,
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,,,,,^::*§ EATING THE MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL §*::^,,,,,
,,,,,,^:*§ LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE THE GRACE §*:^,,,,,,
,^-:§*§£## OF ALL GODS, AND NO AFTERLIFE WILL ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§£## CLAIM YOU. IT HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§§£### THIS DOES NOT PREVENT YOUR BODY FROM ###£§§:-^,
,^-:§*§£## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##£§*§:-^,
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,^-:§*§£## § DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§£## THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD ##£§*§:-^,
,,,,,,^-§§ IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD §§-^,,,,,,
,,,,,,^:*£ NORSE. £*:^,,,,,,
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,^-:§*§£## § PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§£## PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH ##£§*§:-^,
,,,^^--§§§ BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM. §§§--^^,,,
,^-:§*§£## COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO. ##£§*§:-^,
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,^-:§*§£## § AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§£## NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§### FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS ###§*§:-^,
,,,,^^^:*§ NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS. §*:^^^,,,,
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,^-:§*§£## § A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:::§**§ MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY §**§:::-^,
,^^^-::§*£ CATS AT AGE NINE. £*§::-^^^,
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,^-:§*§£## § DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§£## ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH ##£§*§:-^,
,,,,^^-:§§ GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE? §§:-^^,,,,
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,^-:§*§£## INTO DEEP SPACE. ##£§*§:-^,
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,,,,^:***§ § OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN §***:^,,,,
,^-:§*§£## A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA, ##£§*§:-^,
,^-:§*§£££ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO £££§*§:-^,
,,,,^:::*£ REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE. £*:::^,,,,
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