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#.#.#.#..# EATING THE MEAT IS SAID  TO GIVE ETERNAL .#.#.##.#.
#.#.#.#.## LIFE. BY INDULGING, YOU LOSE  THE  GRACE .#.#..#.#.
#.#.#.#..# OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL .#.#.##.#.
#.#.#.#.## CLAIM  YOU. IT  HAS BEEN DISCOVERED THAT .#.#..#.#.
#.#.#.#..# THIS  DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR BODY  FROM .#.#.##.#.
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#.#.#.#..#  ^ OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN .#.#.##.#.
#.#.#.#.##   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   .#.#..#.#.
#.#.#.#..#  SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO .#.#.##.#.
#.#.#.#.##        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         .#.#..#.#.
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