,,,,~^$§§#                                          #§§$^~,,,,
,,,~^*$$§#                                          #§$$*^~,,,
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,^~^*$§###                                          ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§### PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ###§$*^~^,
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,^~^*$§### #####################~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§###                                          ###§$*^~^,
,,,,^^**$# UNICORN  MEAT  IS OILY,  IRIDIESCENT AND #$**^^,,,,
,,,,,~^$$# SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS #$$^~,,,,,
,^~^*$§### SHRIMP-LIKE  TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ###§$*^~^,
,,,,,~***§ - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF  SALT, §***~,,,,,
,^~^*$#### THEN SEALED IN  A  DARK  ROOM  (OR  PIT) ####$*^~^,
,^~^*$§###        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       ###§$*^~^,
,,^^^*$§§#                                          #§§$*^^^,,
,^~^*$§### EATING THE MEAT  IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§### LIFE. BY  INDULGING, YOU LOSE  THE GRACE ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§### OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§### CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS BEEN  DISCOVERED THAT ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§### THIS DOES  NOT PREVENT  YOUR  BODY  FROM ###§$*^~^,
,,,^~^^$## GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. ##$^^~^,,,
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,,,,,~^^$# ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #$^^~,,,,,
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,,,^^^^$$§           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           §$$^^^^,,,
,^~*$§####           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ####§$*~^,
,^^*$§####                                          ####§$*^^,
,,,,,,^~*§   * DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   §*~^,,,,,,
,^~^*$§###   THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD  ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§###     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§###                  NORSE.                  ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§###                                          ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§###   * PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF    ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$$$$§  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  §$$$$*^~^,
,^~*$§####   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ####§$*~^,
^~^*$§####         COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.          ####§$*^~^
,^~^*$$§§#                                          #§§$$*^~^,
,,,,,~^*$§  * AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  §$*^~,,,,,
,^~^*$§###     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ###§$*^~^,
,,,~^^$$##  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ##$$^^~,,,
,,,,^~^^$§   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   §$^^~^,,,,
,,,,,,,~*§                                          §*~,,,,,,,
,^~^*$§###  * A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   ###§$*^~^,
,,,,^~^$§#   MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY  #§$^~^,,,,
,^~^*$§###            CATS AT AGE NINE.             ###§$*^~^,
,,^~^^$§##                                          ##§$^^~^,,
,^~~~**$§#     * DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     #§$**~~~^,
,^~^*$§###     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§###     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      ###§$*^~^,
,,,,~***§§                                          §§***~,,,,
,,,,,~**§#    * TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET   #§**~,,,,,
,^~^*$§###             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ###§$*^~^,
,^~*$§####                                          ####§$*~^,
,^~^*$§###  * OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ###§$*^~^,
,^~^*$§###   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   ###§$*^~^,
,,,,,,^^*§ SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  §*^^,,,,,,
,,,,,~^*§#         REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.        #§*^~,,,,,
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