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,#####,,,, PAGE ON UNICORN MEAT.                    ##,,,####,
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####,,##,, UNICORN MEAT  IS  OILY, IRIDIESCENT  AND #######,,#
###,,,,,,# SLIGHTLY   TRANSLUCENT.   DUE   TO   ITS ,#####,,,,
,#,,####,, SHRIMP-LIKE  TEXTURE IT IS USUALLY CURED ,,###,,##,
,,,,,##,,, - MIXED WITH LARGE QUANTITIES  OF  SALT, ,,,#,,,,,,
####,,,,## THEN  SEALED  IN A  DARK ROOM  (OR  PIT) ##,,,#####
###,,##,,,        TO DRY OVER SEVERAL MONTHS.       #,,#,,####
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#,,####,,, EATING THE  MEAT IS SAID TO GIVE ETERNAL ,#####,,##
,,,,##,,## LIFE. BY INDULGING,  YOU LOSE  THE GRACE ,,###,,,,#
,##,,,,,,# OF  ALL  GODS,  AND  NO  AFTERLIFE  WILL #,,#,,##,,
,,,,####,, CLAIM  YOU. IT HAS  BEEN DISCOVERED THAT ,,,,,,,,,#
,##,,##,,# THIS DOES  NOT  PREVENT  YOUR  BODY FROM ########,,
,,,,,,,,,, GETTING HURT OR RUINED, PLEASE BE AWARE. #######,,#
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##,,##,,##           NOTABLE PERSONS WITH           ##,,,##,,,
,,,,,,,,,#           UNICORN IMMORTALITY:           ,,,#,,,,#,
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,######,,#   † DREMGAR ALFHILDSSON, DECAPITATED A   ,,,#,,,,#,
,,####,,,,  THOUSAND YEARS AGO, BODY BURNED. HEAD   ##,,,##,,,
#,,##,,###     IS KEPT IN OXFORD, TENURES IN OLD    ,,,#,,,,##
,,,,,,,,##                  NORSE.                  ##,,,##,,#
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,,####,,##    † PETTY KING OXMOND, LOCKED HIMSELF   ,,,,,#####
,,,##,,,,#  PERMANENTLY INSIDE THE TEMPLE OF SALAH  ####,,###,
##,,,,##,,   BEN SALAH TO ESCAPE ALL BODILY HARM.   ###,,,,#,,
,,,##,,,,#          COMMUNICATES VIA RADIO.         ##,,##,,,,
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#,,##,,,,,  † AIX SWYLKE, THEORIZED THAT SHE WOULD  ,,####,,##
,,,,,,####     NOT NEED TO EAT OR BREATHE. WAS A    ,,,##,,,,#
,####,,##,  FEARED ASSASIN FOR A LONG TIME BUT HAS  ##,,,,##,,
,,##,,,,,,   NOT BEEN SEEN FOR TWO HUNDRED YEARS.   #,,##,,,,#
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####,,####  † A BOY CALLED JACKSON, GIVEN UNICORN   #####,,,,#
###,,,,##,  MEAT BY HIS FATHER, TORN AND EATEN BY   ####,,##,,
,#,,##,,,,             CATS AT AGE NINE.            ###,,,,,,,
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,#####,,,,     † DJEND, WHO ATE THE MEAT OF HIS     #,,,,####,
,,###,,###     ENEMIES, LIVING BUT CRAZED "WITH     ,,##,,##,,
#,,#,,,,##     GLORY", PROBABLY PRION DISEASE?      #,,,,,,,,#
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####,,,,##   † TIMOTHY LEARY, LAUNCHED BY ROCKET    ,,,####,,#
###,,##,,#             INTO DEEP SPACE.             ##,,##,,,,
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,,,#######  † OLEG FIRMAMNOV, PRESENTLY RESIDING IN ######,,,,
##,,######   A SMALL HOUSE ON THE KOLA PENINSULA,   #####,,###
#,,,,####, SURROUNDED BY A SMALL ARMY OF MONKS WHO  ####,,,,##
,,##,,##,,        REFUSE TO LEAVE HIS SIDE.         ,##,,##,,#
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