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&$$$$**~,,          $   illegal biking   $          ,,~**$$$$&
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##$$*~,,,, i'd  say i  am  an  average  biker,  and ,,,,~*$$##
###&$**~,, above average for  a drunk person.  what ,,~**$&###
#&$***,,,, makes   me   stand  out  though   is  my ,,,,***$&#
####&$**~, obscure biking style: "illegal biking".  ,~**$&####
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###&$**~,,   it applies the two rules for travel,   ,,~**$&###
###&$**~,, and expands  on  them with a few points. ,,~**$&###
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#&&$*~,,,,                & three &                 ,,,,~*$&&#
###&$**~,, the  most important thing  is  the flow. ,,~**$&###
###&$**~,, you must try to  always keep your speed, ,,~**$&###
##$$*~,,,, even  if  it  means  going  a  different ,,,,~*$$##
#&&&$**~,,          way than you intended.          ,,~**$&&&#
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###&$**~,,                 $ four $                 ,,~**$&###
#$*,,,,,,, it  is  advantageous  to   ignore   most ,,,,,,,*$#
#$$*~~,,,,    traffic rules. stay predictable and   ,,,,~~*$$#
#&$*~,,,,, explicit,   and   do   what   you  want. ,,,,,~*$&#
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####$**~,,                 * five *                 ,,~**$####
###&$**~,, it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but ,,~**$&###
#$$$$**~,, avoid big roads, and  walk at crossings. ,,~**$$$$#
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