Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say  I  Am  An  Average Biker,  And 
 Above  Average For  A Drunk Person. What 
 Makes  Me   Stand  Out   Though   Is  My 
  Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking". 
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands On Them With  A  Few Points. 
                                          
                  Three                 
 The Most  Important  Thing Is  The Flow. 
 You  Must Try To Always Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It   Is  Advantageous  To   Ignore  Most 
    Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And   
 Explicit,   And   Do   What   You  Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big  Roads, And Walk At Crossings.