,,~*$$#@## ##@#$$*~,,
,,,,,,~$#@ @#$~,,,,,,
,,,,***$$@ @$$***,,,,
,,~*$$#### ####$$*~,,
,,~*$$#@## ##@#$$*~,,
,,~*$$$$## ,,,,,,,,,,,, ##$$$$*~,,
,,,,~~*$## ~~~ ~~~ ##$*~~,,,,
,,,,,~$$## * * ##$$~,,,,,
,,~*$$#@## $ $ ##@#$$*~,,
,,~*$$$#@@ $ ILLEGAL BIKING $ @@#$$$*~,,
,,~*$$#@## # # ##@#$$*~,,
,,~**$$$## @ @ ##$$$**~,,
,,~*$$#@## ### ### ##@#$$*~,,
,,,,**$$$@ ############ @$$$**,,,,
,,~*$$#@@@ @@@#$$*~,,
,,~***$$#@ I'D SAY I AM AN AVERAGE BIKER, AND @#$$***~,,
,,,,,~*$#@ ABOVE AVERAGE FOR A DRUNK PERSON. WHAT @#$*~,,,,,
,,,,,,,~$# MAKES ME STAND OUT THOUGH IS MY #$~,,,,,,,
,,~*$$#@## OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING". ##@#$$*~,,
,,,,,*$$#@ @#$$*,,,,,
,,~*$$$##@ IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL, @##$$$*~,,
,,,,,,,~$# AND EXPANDS ON THEM WITH A FEW POINTS. #$~,,,,,,,
,,~*$$#@## ##@#$$*~,,
,,~*$$#@## # THREE # ##@#$$*~,,
,,~~~*$$$# THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS THE FLOW. #$$$*~~~,,
,,,~**$### YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, ###$**~,,,
,,,,~~$$#@ EVEN IF IT MEANS GOING A DIFFERENT @#$$~~,,,,
,,~*$#@### WAY THAN YOU INTENDED. ###@#$*~,,
,,~*$$$### ###$$$*~,,
,,,~*$$$## $ FOUR $ ##$$$*~,,,
,,,~~*$### IT IS ADVANTAGEOUS TO IGNORE MOST ###$*~~,,,
,,~*$$#@## TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND ##@#$$*~,,
,,~*$$#@## EXPLICIT, AND DO WHAT YOU WANT. ##@#$$*~,,
,,~*$$#@## ##@#$$*~,,
,,~*$$#@## $ FIVE $ ##@#$$*~,,
,,~~~~$##@ IT'S MORE FUN IF YOU'RE DRUNK, BUT @##$~~~~,,
,,~*$$$$$# AVOID BIG ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS. #$$$$$*~,,
,,,,,,*$## ##$*,,,,,,
,,~****$$@ @$$****~,,
,,~*$$#@## ##@#$$*~,,
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