Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say I  Am  An  Average  Biker,  And 
 Above Average For A  Drunk Person.  What 
 Makes   Me   Stand  Out  Though   Is  My 
  Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking". 
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And  Expands On Them With A Few  Points. 
                                          
                  Three                 
 The Most  Important Thing  Is The  Flow. 
 You Must Try To Always Keep Your  Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It  Is  Advantageous   To   Ignore  Most 
    Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And   
 Explicit,   And   Do   What  You   Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid  Big Roads, And Walk At Crossings.