Illegal biking             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  Say  I Am  An  Average  Biker,  And 
 Above Average For A  Drunk  Person. What 
 Makes  Me   Stand  Out  Though   Is   My 
  Obscure Biking Style: "Illegal biking". 
                                          
   It Applies The Two Rules for travel,   
 And Expands  On Them With  A Few Points. 
                                          
                 Three                  
 The Most  Important  Thing  Is The Flow. 
 You Must  Try To Always Keep Your Speed, 
 Even  If  It  Means  Going  A  Different 
          Way Than You Intended.          
                                          
                  Four                  
 It  Is   Advantageous  To   Ignore  Most 
    Traffic Rules. Stay Predictable And   
 Explicit,   And   Do   What   You  Want. 
                                          
                  Five                  
 It'S  More  Fun  If  You'Re  Drunk,  But 
 Avoid Big Roads, And Walk At  Crossings.