ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE FOR  A DRUNK PERSON.  WHAT 
 MAKES   ME  STAND   OUT  THOUGH   IS  MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON THEM WITH  A  FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                 THREE                  
 THE  MOST IMPORTANT  THING  IS THE FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP  YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS   ADVANTAGEOUS  TO   IGNORE  MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,   AND   DO   WHAT  YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS,  AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.