ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE FOR A  DRUNK  PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES   ME  STAND  OUT  THOUGH   IS   MY 
  OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING". 
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON  THEM WITH A FEW  POINTS. 
                                          
                 THREE                  
 THE MOST  IMPORTANT THING IS  THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS  KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT   IS  ADVANTAGEOUS  TO  IGNORE   MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,   AND   DO  WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS, AND  WALK AT CROSSINGS.