ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE FOR A DRUNK  PERSON.  WHAT 
 MAKES  ME   STAND   OUT  THOUGH  IS   MY 
  OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING". 
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND  EXPANDS ON  THEM WITH A FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                 THREE                  
 THE  MOST IMPORTANT THING  IS THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO  ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT   IS  ADVANTAGEOUS  TO   IGNORE  MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,  AND   DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG ROADS,  AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.