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###&$$^~:.          $   illegal biking   $          .:~^$$&###
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^~:....... i'd  say  i  am  an  average biker,  and .......:~^
$^~:...... above average  for a  drunk person. what ......:~^$
$$^~:..... makes  me   stand  out   though   is  my .....:~^$$
&$$^~:....  obscure biking style: "illegal biking". ....:~^$$&
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##&$$^~:..   it applies the two rules for travel,   ..:~^$$&##
###&$$^~:. and  expands on them with a few  points. .:~^$$&###
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#&$$^~:...                 & three &                ...:~^$$&#
&$$^~:.... the  most important thing  is the  flow. ....:~^$$&
$$^~:..... you must try to always keep your  speed, .....:~^$$
$^~:...... even  if  it  means  going  a  different ......:~^$
^~:.......          way than you intended.          .......:~^
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$$^~:.....                 $ four $                 .....:~^$$
&$$^~:.... it  is  advantageous   to  ignore   most ....:~^$$&
#&$$^~:...   traffic rules. stay predictable and    ...:~^$$&#
##&$$^~:.. explicit,  and   do   what   you   want. ..:~^$$&##
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##&$$^~:..                 $ five $                 ..:~^$$&##
#&$$^~:... it's  more  fun  if  you're  drunk,  but ...:~^$$&#
&$$^~:.... avoid big roads, and walk at  crossings. ....:~^$$&
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