ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE BIKER,  AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE FOR A  DRUNK  PERSON. WHAT 
 MAKES  ME   STAND   OUT  THOUGH   IS  MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON THEM  WITH  A FEW POINTS. 
                                          
                 THREE                  
 THE  MOST IMPORTANT  THING  IS THE FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR  SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT  IS  ADVANTAGEOUS  TO   IGNORE   MOST 
    TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND   
 EXPLICIT,  AND   DO   WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG  ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.