ILLEGAL BIKING             
                                        
                                        
                                    
                              
                                          
 I'D  SAY  I  AM  AN  AVERAGE  BIKER, AND 
 ABOVE AVERAGE FOR A  DRUNK PERSON.  WHAT 
 MAKES   ME   STAND   OUT  THOUGH  IS  MY 
 OBSCURE BIKING STYLE: "ILLEGAL BIKING".  
                                          
   IT APPLIES THE TWO RULES FOR TRAVEL,   
 AND EXPANDS ON  THEM WITH A FEW  POINTS. 
                                          
                 THREE                  
 THE MOST  IMPORTANT THING IS  THE  FLOW. 
 YOU MUST TRY  TO ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SPEED, 
 EVEN  IF  IT  MEANS  GOING  A  DIFFERENT 
          WAY THAN YOU INTENDED.          
                                          
                  FOUR                  
 IT   IS  ADVANTAGEOUS  TO   IGNORE  MOST 
   TRAFFIC RULES. STAY PREDICTABLE AND    
 EXPLICIT,   AND   DO  WHAT   YOU   WANT. 
                                          
                  FIVE                  
 IT'S  MORE  FUN  IF  YOU'RE  DRUNK,  BUT 
 AVOID BIG  ROADS, AND WALK AT CROSSINGS.