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.......... party,  bathroom,  door  locked,  lights ..........
.......... off, shower curtains  drawn. floor  full ..........
.......... of  dirty clothes,  of garbage, and as i ..........
.......... start to unzip  my pants, she steps  out ..........
.......... of   the   shower  and   pushes  me   to ..........
.......... ####¶¶¶¶$$$$//the::ground.¶¶$$$$////:::: ..........
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........:~ i  wish   to   be   contacted   by  some ~:........
.......:~/ [god,  alien] who  would bestow  upon me /~:.......
......:~/† some  incredible  power  that  will  set †/~:......
.....:~/†$ everything right forever.  what  i don't $†/~:.....
....:~/†$& know  is  that   this  happens  multiple &$†/~:....
...:~/†$&¶ times per second - they  ask  me:  "when ¶&$†/~:...
..:~/†$&¶# you said  the world egg was  your  ideal #¶&$†/~:..
.:~/†$&¶## body type, did  you mean it"?  i  answer ##¶&$†/~:.
..:~/†$&¶# "not really, but i  can act  like it for #¶&$†/~:..
...:~/†$&¶ you,  if  you'd  like".  at  this  point ¶&$†/~:...
....:~/†$& however  they  have  already  erased  my &$†/~:....
.....:~/†$ memory of  the  encounter  and moved on. $†/~:.....
......:~/† subconsciously,   this   is   where   my †/~:......
.......:~/ ::::###sadness$$/comes::###from¶$$$$//// /~:.......
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