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....~-†%$§ PARTY, BATHROOM, DOOR LOCKED, LIGHTS §$%†-~....
...~-†%$§@ OFF, SHOWER CURTAINS DRAWN. FLOOR FULL @§$%†-~...
..~-†%$§@@ OF DIRTY CLOTHES, OF GARBAGE, AND AS I @@§$%†-~..
.~-†%$§@@# START TO UNZIP MY PANTS, SHE STEPS OUT #@@§$%†-~.
..~-†%$§@@ OF THE SHOWER AND PUSHES ME TO @@§$%†-~..
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....~-†%$§ $$$$††††~~~~####@@@@$$$$††††~~~~####@@@@ §$%†-~....
...~-†%$§@ I WISH TO BE CONTACTED BY SOME @§$%†-~...
..~-†%$§@@ [GOD, ALIEN] WHO WOULD BESTOW UPON ME @@§$%†-~..
.~-†%$§@@# SOME INCREDIBLE POWER THAT WILL SET #@@§$%†-~.
..~-†%$§@@ EVERYTHING RIGHT FOREVER. WHAT I DON'T @@§$%†-~..
...~-†%$§@ KNOW IS THAT THIS HAPPENS MULTIPLE @§$%†-~...
....~-†%$§ TIMES PER SECOND - THEY ASK ME: "WHEN §$%†-~....
...~-†%$§@ YOU SAID THE WORLD EGG WAS YOUR IDEAL @§$%†-~...
..~-†%$§@@ BODY TYPE, DID YOU MEAN IT"? I ANSWER @@§$%†-~..
.~-†%$§@@# "NOT REALLY, BUT I CAN ACT LIKE IT FOR #@@§$%†-~.
..~-†%$§@@ YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE". AT THIS POINT @@§$%†-~..
...~-†%$§@ HOWEVER THEY HAVE ALREADY ERASED MY @§$%†-~...
....~-†%$§ MEMORY OF THE ENCOUNTER AND MOVED ON. §$%†-~....
...~-†%$§@ SUBCONSCIOUSLY, THIS IS WHERE MY @§$%†-~...
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