.......... ..........
.........- -.........
........-~ ~-........
.......-~^ ^~-.......
......-~^= =^~-......
.....-~^=¤ ¤=^~-.....
....-~^=¤@ ##.. ~ 4B FUB1NACA ~ ..## @¤=^~-....
...-~^=¤@# #~. .~# #@¤=^~-...
..-~^=¤@## ##@¤=^~-..
.-~^=¤@### #~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~# ###@¤=^~-.
..-~^=¤@## ^^^ 4 C4NNAB1NOID ^^^ ##@¤=^~-..
...-~^=¤@# #~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~# #@¤=^~-...
....-~^=¤@ @¤=^~-....
.....-~^=¤ 1ND3ED 4 C4NNAB1NOID, 4B FUB1NACA 1S 4 ¤=^~-.....
......-~^= L4ST R3SORT FOR FORS4K3N P3OPLE. 1T =^~-......
.......-~^ 4LT3RS YOUR M3T4PHYS1CAL TR4J3CTORY, ^~-.......
........-~ WH1CH 4BOLUT3LY DOOMS YOU SHOULD YOU ~-........
.........- NOT 4LR3ADY B3 SO. 1T 4LT3RS YOUR -.........
.......... SL3EP, M4K3S 1T DUSTY 4ND FR4GM3NTED, ..........
.......... V4POUROUS.. UNT1L, W1TH 4 H1GH 3NOUGH ..........
.......... DOS4G3, 1T 1S COMPL3TELY C4UT3R1ZED ..........
.......... FROM YOUR BODY... ..........
.......... ..........
.......... 1T'S 4N 3V1L, 4L13N W3ED H1GH, TR4D1NG ..........
.......... YOUR T1M3 FOR 4 SH4RP3R V1SION, SO ..........
.........- SH4RP 1T CUTS R1GHT THROUGH YOUR 3YES -.........
........-~ 4ND 1NTO YOUR BR41N. ~-........
.......-~^ ^~-.......
......-~^= YOUR MUSCL3S 4R3 RYTHM1C4LLY S3VERED, =^~-......
.....-~^=¤ MOM3NT4R1LY LOS1NG 4LL CONN3CT1ON W1TH ¤=^~-.....
....-~^=¤@ TH3 N3RVOUS SYST3M, 4ND WH3N TH3 STR1NG @¤=^~-....
...-~^=¤@# SN4PS TH3Y K3EP TH31R TR4J3CTORY, #@¤=^~-...
..-~^=¤@## MOV1NG UNTH1NKINGLY 1N 4 STR41GHT L1N3. ##@¤=^~-..
.-~^=¤@### YOU M4Y 4DJUST TH31R D1R3CTION M4YB3 ###@¤=^~-.
..-~^=¤@## ONC3 4 S3COND. 3VERYTH1NG H4PP3NS 1N ##@¤=^~-..
...-~^=¤@# CHUNKS, D3L1VERED TO YOUR S3NSES 4FT3R #@¤=^~-...
....-~^=¤@ TH3 F4CT. (1T'S SOM3WH4T H4RD TO @¤=^~-....
.....-~^=¤ BR34THE L1K3 TH1S) ¤=^~-.....
......-~^= =^~-......
.......-~^ ##--## ^~-.......
........-~ T1NY R3PORT ~-........
.........- ##--## -.........
.......... ..........
.......... ^ L4T3R 1'LL B3 F1N3, BUT 1'M SO D4MN ..........
.......... H1GH ON TH3 FUUB SH1T. SP4C3 FL1GHT ..........
.......... ^ NOW B4CK L4T3R, DW3LL1NG. 1'M SO ..........
.......... H1GH TH4T 1T SOM3HOW HURTS. 4LSO F3ELS ..........
.......... 4S L1K3 TH3 3YES 4R3 COMPL3TELY DRY ..........
.......... ^ SOM3 SH1T, NOW NOT SO H1GH. ..........
.........- W3LL, W3 FUCK3D SH1T UP -.........
........-~ ^ NOW 3VEN MOR3 SOB3R. 1 W4S SC4R3D ~-........
.......-~^ B3FORE. 4B-FUCK 1S 3V1L 4ND TOX1C ^~-.......
......-~^= WH3N YOU'R3 R34LLY US1NG 1T. 1T ONLY =^~-......
.....-~^=¤ L4STS FOR L1K3 FOURTY M1NUT3S THOUGH. ¤=^~-.....
....-~^=¤@ ^ 1T S3EMS SO ... R34LLY W31RD STUFF! @¤=^~-....
...-~^=¤@# ^ 4 L1TTL3 MOR3 SOB3R NOW 4ND 1'M SO #@¤=^~-...
..-~^=¤@## D4MN T1R3D. F3ELS L1K3 TWO, THR3E ##@¤=^~-..
.-~^=¤@### Y34RS 4GO TH4T 1 GOT STUCK 1N TH1S ###@¤=^~-.
..-~^=¤@## FUB1N4CA H1GH, STUCK 1N ON3 4ND STUCK ##@¤=^~-..
...-~^=¤@# TH3RE B3C4USE ... F3ELS TH4T W4Y. 1N #@¤=^~-...
....-~^=¤@ MY BR41N. @¤=^~-....
.....-~^=¤ ^ SO D4MN QU13T OUT TH3RE. 4ND ¤=^~-.....
......-~^= B34UT1FUL, 4ND CUT3, 4ND. 4AAAHHHH. =^~-......
.......-~^ ROBOT1C SO4R1NG. BODY R3MODEL. T41L ^~-.......
........-~ ^ MY 3YES H4V3 CR13D OUT TH3 4L13N ~-........
.........- SUBST4NC3 4ND 1'M SOM3HOW B4CK 4T MY -.........
.......... B4S3L1NE..? 1 NO LONG3R B3L1EVE 1 ..........
.......... H4V3 B3EN D4MAG3D, 4T 4LL ..........
.......... ..........
.......... ..........
.......... ..........
.......... ..........
.......... ..........