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........:~               : MIG BAC :                ~:........
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.....:~:$* ON THE  VERGE  OF  BEING  REPULSIVE  BUT *$:~:.....
....:~:$*& STILL  SOOOO  GOOD... IN  SOME WAY... SO &*$:~:....
...:~:$*&@             SLIMY, SO FLIMSY             @&*$:~:...
..:~:$*&@#                                          #@&*$:~:..
.:~:$*&@## THE BEST HAMBURGER  THAT MC DONALDS  HAS ##@&*$:~:.
..:~:$*&@# TO OFFER  IF YOU COMBINE THE  TASTE WITH #@&*$:~:..
...:~:$*&@  THE CLASSICALITY AND ORIGINAL THOUGHT   @&*$:~:...
....:~:$*& OF  COMBINING TWO  SINGLE  BURGERS  INTO &*$:~:....
.....:~:$*             A DOUBLE BURGER.             *$:~:.....
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.........: THE  MAESTROS   HAVE  NOTHING  ON   THIS :.........
..........                 BAD BOY.                 ..........
..........             IM SRS. FIGHT ME             ..........
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