Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On  Earth (The Planet  Where  I  Live) A 
 Lot Of Us Have  Antennas  On Our  Houses 
 Or  Balconies,   We  Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger Bandwith, We  Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into  Orbit),  We'Ve Built Large As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve  Virtually Built An Antenna With A 
         Dish As Large As Earth.          
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About  Our Position In The 
     Solar System, Our Solar Systems      
 Placement   In   The  Galaxy,  And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement  In The Local Cluster, 
 And  Our  Local Clusters Place In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And  The Suns Moving Around The 
 Center  Of The  Galaxy  At  Velocity And 
 The Galaxy Is  Moving  Toward  Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around The Galaxy.  And  We As A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And  Despite  All  This, Despite All Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio  Programmes Out  In Fucking  Space 
 At  The Speed  Of  Light (Light  Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
   Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious    
 Beaming  Of  All  Our Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One       Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most  Opponents To Intelligent  Life  In 
 The Universe Say It'S  Because  You Need 
 A  Class  One-Or-The-Other  Star And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From The Star (Like  There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really  Isn'T  That  Keeping   The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That  We Have No 
 Idea  What We'Re Doing (And  It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M Gonna  Go  Smoke My  Third Cigarette 
 This Year And Try  To Snatch  Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing