Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 On Earth  (The  Planet Where  I Live)  A 
 Lot Of Us  Have  Antennas  On Our Houses 
 Or  Balconies,  We   Have  Built   Large 
 Antennas  For Larger  Bandwith,  We Have 
      Build Specialized Antennaes For     
   Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them    
 Into Orbit), We'Ve  Built  Large As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve Virtually Built An Antenna With  A 
         Dish As Large As Earth.          
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our Position  In The 
     Solar System, Our Solar Systems      
 Placement   In  The   Galaxy,   And  Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The  Local Cluster, 
 And Our Local  Clusters Place  In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving Around  The 
 Center  Of  The  Galaxy  At Velocity And 
 The Galaxy  Is  Moving  Toward Andromeda 
   And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise    
 Around  The Galaxy. And We As  A Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite  All  This, Despite All  Our 
   (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar    
 Radio  Programmes Out  In Fucking  Space 
 At  The  Speed  Of Light  (Light  Is Our 
  Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!), 
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
   Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious    
 Beaming  Of  All  Our Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One        Has      Answered 
                                          
                          
      Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
              So Why Is That?             
                                          
 Most  Opponents To  Intelligent  Life In 
 The Universe  Say It'S Because You  Need 
 A  Class  One-Or-The-Other Star  And The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From The Star  (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really  Isn'T  That   Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That  We Have No 
 Idea What We'Re Doing (And  It  Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna  Go Smoke My Third  Cigarette 
 This Year And Try  To  Snatch Some Beers 
         From The Local Beer Thing