Fermi'S Paradox       
                          
                                          
 On Earth  (The  Planet Where  I  Live) A 
 Lot Of  Us Have  Antennas On  Our Houses 
 Or  Balconies,   We  Have   Built  Large 
 Antennas  For  Larger Bandwith, We  Have 
     Build Specialized Antennaes For      
    Specific Wavelengths (And Sent Them   
 Into Orbit), We'Ve Built  Large  As Fuck 
              Antenna Arrays              
 We'Ve  Virtually Built An Antenna With A 
         Dish As Large As Earth.          
                                          
 We'Ve Learned About Our Position  In The 
      Solar System, Our Solar Systems     
 Placement   In  The   Galaxy,  And   Our 
 Galaxys Placement In The  Local Cluster, 
 And  Our Local Clusters Place  In  The 
          Grand Scheme Of Things          
                                          
 And  We'Re  Moving  Around  The  Sun  At 
 Velocity And The Suns Moving Around  The 
 Center  Of  The  Galaxy At  Velocity And 
 The Galaxy  Is  Moving Toward  Andromeda 
    And We'Re Both Moving Anticlockwise   
 Around The Galaxy. And We  As A  Species 
 Have Learned To Take All That In Account 
                                          
 And Despite All This,  Despite  All  Our 
    (Cliche) Beaming Of Fucking Stellar   
 Radio Programmes  Out  In Fucking  Space 
 At The  Speed Of  Light  (Light  Is  Our 
 Medium! Goodspeed You, Black Emperor!),  
      Despite Ghosts Helping And The      
     Collective Consciousness Lowpass     
    Filtering, Despite Our Very Obvious   
 Beaming  Of  All Our  Secrets  In  Every 
          Direction Known To Us,          
                                          
 No       One       Has       Answered 
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
             So Why Is That?              
                                          
 Most Opponents  To Intelligent  Life  In 
 The  Universe Say  It'S Because You Need 
 A  Class One-Or-The-Other Star  And  The 
 Planet  Needs  To  Be  At  A  See-And-So 
 Distance Away From  The Star (Like There 
           Has To Be A Planet!)           
                                          
 But   Really   Isn'T  That  Keeping  The 
      Definition Of Life Really Lax?      
                                          
 I Think Everyone Agrees That We  Have No 
 Idea  What We'Re Doing (And  It Probably 
                  Shows)                  
                                          
                          
       Fermi'S Paradox      
                          
                                          
 I'M  Gonna Go Smoke  My Third  Cigarette 
 This Year  And Try  To Snatch Some Beers 
        From The Local Beer Thing