#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
¶§^:¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨:^§¶
£§^~~~~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~~~~^§£
¶§%%~~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~~%%§¶
£§§^~:¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨:~^§§£
£§§^^:¨¨¨¨ 4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4 ¨¨¨¨:^^§§£
@¶¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶¶@
£££§§%^~:¨ 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY ¨:~^%§§£££
¶¶££§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§££¶¶
£%~:¨¨¨¨¨¨ @¶^~:¨ 4LCOHOL ¨:~^¶@ ¨¨¨¨¨¨:~%£
#@¶£§%^~:¨ @¶^~:¨ 4LCOHOL ¨:~^¶@ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
£%^~¨¨¨¨¨¨ @¶^~:¨ 4LCOHOL ¨:~^¶@ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~^%£
£%%%^^~¨¨¨ ¨¨¨~^^%%%£
@¶§^^~:¨¨¨ 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. ¨¨¨:~^^§¶@
@¶§%%^^~:¨ DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S TH1S ¨:~^^%%§¶@
#@¶£§%^~:¨ F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS ¨:~^%§£¶@#
¶¶§%%%^~:¨ 1N TH3 END, SW3ET ¨:~^%%%§¶¶
@@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@@
#@¶£§%^~:¨ 4ROUND TH1RTY P3RCENT OF TH3 4LCOHOL ¨:~^%§£¶@#
@¶¶£§%^~:¨ 3NTERS TH3 BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY 1N TH3 ¨:~^%§£¶¶@
#@¶£§%^~:¨ MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T. ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
##¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶##
#@¶£§%^~:¨ F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T M3 OUT OF MY DRUNK ¨:~^%§£¶@#
£§^^^^:::¨ T1M3 FOR M3 1S B34UT1FUL CUZ 1M ¨:::^^^^§£
@££§^^:¨¨¨ 1NFINITY MUNK ¨¨¨:^^§££@
£%%^:¨¨¨¨¨ 1 C4N DO 1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 ¨¨¨¨¨:^%%£
#@¶£§%^~:¨ 4M S1D3 4ND ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ 1M 4 SPH3R1C4L 3NT1TY! 1M FROM OUT3R ¨:~^%§£¶@#
@@¶£§%^~:¨ SP4C3... ¨:~^%§£¶@@
£%%~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~%%£
¶¶¶£§%^~:¨ #@¶£§%^~:¨:~^%§£¶@# ¨:~^%§£¶¶¶
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
@¶¶£§%^~:¨ OK1 1 JUST DR4NK THR3E MOUTHFULLS OF ¨:~^%§£¶¶@
£%~::¨¨¨¨¨ W1N3. 1 DR4NK FOUR STRONG B3ERS 4ND ¨¨¨¨¨::~%£
#@¶£§%^~:¨ M4YB3 THR3E OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. ¨:~^%§£¶@#
@@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@@
#@¶£§%^~:¨ 4 TH1NG 1 DONT C4R3 4BOUT TH3 T4ST3 ¨:~^%§£¶@#
@£§%~~¨¨¨¨ 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT NOW. ¨¨¨¨~~%§£@
##¶£§%^~:¨ TH3RES 4 T1M3LINE GO1NG FROM C4R3 TO ¨:~^%§£¶##
#@¶£§%^~:¨ NOT C4R3 ¨:~^%§£¶@#
£§^~¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨~^§£
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
¶¶¶£§%^~:¨ H4HA SUDD3NLY O H4D ON SOM3 W3URD ¨:~^%§£¶¶¶
@£%^~:¨¨¨¨ F1NG3R ON MY F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y 4ND ¨¨¨¨:~^%£@
##¶£§%^~:¨ 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 ¨:~^%§£¶##
#@¶£§%^~:¨ TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S SOM3TH1NG ¨:~^%§£¶@#
@¶££§%^~:¨ WRONG W1TH F -1NG3R. 1 M34N W1TH MY ¨:~^%§££¶@
#@¶£§%^~:¨ L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ R1GHT CHOPP3D MYS3LF W1TH ,4N 4X3 ¨:~^%§£¶@#
@@¶£§%^~:¨ SO ¨:~^%§£¶@@
¶§§%^~¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨~^%§§¶
¶§%~~¨¨¨¨¨ WTF 1S WHY H4V3 1 TH3 WRONG F1NG3R 4S ¨¨¨¨¨~~%§¶
££§^^~~~:¨ D3F4ULT ¨:~~~^^§££
£%~¨¨¨¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨¨¨¨~%£
¶¶§^::¨¨¨¨ #@¶£§%^~:¨:~^%§£¶@# ¨¨¨¨::^§¶¶
##@¶£%^~:¨ ¨:~^%£¶@##
¶¶£§§%^~:¨ R34D MOR3 4BOUT TYP3S OF 4LCOHOL ¨:~^%§§£¶¶
¶§^^~:¨¨¨¨ ¨¨¨¨:~^^§¶
££§^^:¨¨¨¨ % B3ER ¨ W1N3 ¨ C1D3R ¨ K1R % ¨¨¨¨:^^§££
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#
¶¶££§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§££¶¶
#@¶£§%^~:¨ ¨:~^%§£¶@#