¨§¨§§§¨¨¨§                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§¨¨§
§§§§¨¨§¨¨§                                          ¨¨¨§§¨§§¨§
¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨§                                          ¨¨¨§¨§§¨§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨§§                                          ¨¨¨§§§¨§§¨
§§¨¨§¨¨§§¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§§¨§¨§                                          §¨¨§§¨§¨§§
§¨§§§¨§§§§     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     §§¨§¨§§§§¨
§§§¨¨§§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨§§§§¨¨¨§
¨¨¨§¨§¨§¨¨ 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§§§§§§¨                                          §¨§§¨¨§§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨¨¨¨§           #@\»:¨ 4LCOHOL ¨:»\@#          ¨§§¨§¨§¨§§
§§§§§¨¨¨¨§          #@\»:¨ 4LCOHOL ¨:»\@#           §§¨§§§§§§¨
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§           #@\»:¨ 4LCOHOL ¨:»\@#          ¨¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§¨¨¨§§¨¨§                                          ¨¨§¨§¨¨¨¨§
§§§¨¨§¨§¨§ 1  DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. ¨¨§§§§¨¨¨§
¨¨¨§¨§§§§§ DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE? 1ODK  4ND TH3RE'S TH1S ¨¨§¨¨¨§¨¨§
§¨¨§§§¨¨¨¨       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       ¨¨§§¨¨§§¨§
¨§¨§¨¨§¨¨¨            1N TH3 END, SW3ET             ¨¨§¨§¨§¨§§
§§§§§¨§§¨¨                                          ¨¨§§§§§§§¨
§¨¨¨¨§§¨§¨ 4ROUND  TH1RTY P3RCENT  OF  TH3  4LCOHOL ¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨¨§
¨§¨¨¨§¨§§§ 3NTERS  TH3  BLOODSTR34M 4LR3ADY 1N  TH3 §¨§§¨¨¨¨¨§
§§§¨¨§§§¨¨ MOUTH, OR SO 1'V3 H34RD. GOT  TO LOOK UP ¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨§
¨¨¨§¨§¨¨§¨           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           ¨§¨§§§¨¨¨§
§¨¨§§§§¨§§                                          ¨§§§¨¨§¨¨§
¨§¨§¨¨¨§§¨           ¨:»\†$§@###@§$†\»:¨            §§¨¨§¨§§¨§
§§§§§¨¨§¨§                                          ¨¨§¨§§§¨§§
¨¨¨¨¨§¨§§§ F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T  M3 OUT  OF MY DRUNK ¨¨§§§¨¨§§¨
¨¨¨¨¨§§§¨¨ T1M3  FOR   M3   1S  B34UT1FUL  CUZ   1M §¨§¨¨§¨§¨§
§¨¨¨¨§¨¨§¨               1NFINITY MUNK              §§§§¨§§§§§
¨§¨¨¨§§¨§§ 1 C4N  DO  1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND W1THSID3 ¨¨¨¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨§§¨¨§¨§§¨                4M S1D3 4ND               ¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨
¨§¨§¨§§§¨§ 1M  4 SPH3R1C4L  3NT1TY!  1M FROM  OUT3R ¨¨¨¨§§§§¨¨
¨§§§§§¨¨§§                 SP4C3...                 ¨¨¨¨§¨¨¨§¨
¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§¨                                          ¨¨¨¨§§¨¨§§
§§§¨¨¨§§§§            ##@§$†\»:¨:»\†$§@##           ¨¨¨¨§¨§¨§¨
§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨¨                                          §¨¨¨§§§§§§
¨§¨§§¨§§¨¨ OK1 1 JUST  DR4NK  THR3E  MOUTHFULLS  OF §§¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨
¨§§§¨§§¨§¨ W1N3.  1 DR4NK  FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND ¨¨§¨§§¨¨¨¨
¨§¨¨§§¨§§§ M4YB3 THR3E OR FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF  W1N3. ¨¨§§§¨§¨¨¨
¨§§¨§¨§§¨¨                                          §¨§¨¨§§§¨¨
¨§¨§§§§¨§¨ 4 TH1NG  1  DONT  C4R3  4BOUT TH3  T4ST3 ¨§§§¨§¨¨§¨
¨§§§¨¨¨§§§ 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T  TH3 ST4RT BUT NOT  NOW. ¨§¨¨§§§¨§§
§§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨ TH3RES 4  T1M3LINE  GO1NG  FROM C4R3  TO ¨§§¨§¨¨§§¨
§¨§¨§§¨§§¨                 NOT C4R3                 ¨§¨§§§¨§¨§
¨§§§§¨§§¨§                                          §§§§¨¨§§§§
§§¨¨¨§§¨§§            ¨:»\†$§@###@§$†\»:¨           ¨¨¨¨§¨§¨¨¨
§¨§¨¨§¨§§¨                                          §¨¨¨§§§§¨¨
§§§§¨§§§¨§ H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O  H4D  ON   SOM3  W3URD ¨§¨¨§¨¨¨§¨
§¨¨¨§§¨¨§§ F1NG3R ON MY  F1NG3R TH3N Y3STERD4Y  4ND §§§¨§§¨¨§§
¨§¨¨§¨§¨§¨ 1 4CC1D3NTALLY LOCK3D TH3N  1 W4S ON TH3 ¨¨¨§§¨§¨§¨
¨§§¨§§§§§§ TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE  W4S SOM3TH1NG §¨¨§¨§§§§§
§§¨§§¨¨¨¨¨ WRONG W1TH F  -1NG3R.  1  M34N  W1TH  MY ¨§¨§§§¨¨¨¨
§¨§§¨§¨¨¨¨ L3FT 1ND3X F1NG3R  NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY §§§§¨¨§¨¨¨
§§§¨§§§¨¨¨ R1GHT  CHOPP3D   MYS3LF  W1TH   ,4N  4X3 ¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨¨
§¨¨§§¨¨§¨¨                    SO                    ¨¨¨¨§§§¨§¨
§§¨§¨§¨§§¨                                          §¨¨¨§¨¨§§§
¨¨§§§§§§¨§ WTF  1S WHY H4V3  1 TH3  WRONG F1NG3R 4S §§¨¨§§¨§¨¨
¨¨§¨¨¨¨¨§§                  D3F4ULT                 ¨¨§¨§¨§§§¨
¨¨§§¨¨¨¨§¨                                          ¨¨§§§§§¨¨§
§¨§¨§¨¨¨§§            ##@§$†\»:¨:»\†$§@##           §¨§¨¨¨¨§¨§
¨§§§§§¨¨§¨                                          ¨§§§¨¨¨§§§
§§¨¨¨¨§¨§§ R34D   MOR3   4BOUT   TYP3S  OF  4LCOHOL ¨§¨¨§¨¨§¨¨
§¨§¨¨¨§§§¨                                          §§§¨§§¨§§¨
§§§§¨¨§¨¨§ †  B3ER  ¨   W1N3  ¨  C1D3R   ¨  K1R   † ¨¨¨§§¨§§¨§
¨¨¨¨§¨§§¨§                                          ¨¨¨§¨§§¨§§
§¨¨¨§§§¨§§                                          ¨¨¨§§§¨§§¨
§§¨¨§¨¨§§¨                                          ¨¨¨§¨¨§§¨§
¨¨§¨§§¨§¨§                                          §¨¨§§¨§¨§§
§¨§§§¨§§§§                                          §§¨§¨§§§§¨
§§§¨¨§§¨¨¨                                          ¨¨§§§§¨¨¨§