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,,&,,,,,,&     4LCOHOL 1S L3G4L! ROBO D4NC3.WM4     ,,,&&,,&&,
,,&&,,,,,&                                          &,,&,&,&,&
&,&,&,,,,& 1 TH1NK 1 H4V3 4 N4TURAL G4BA D3F1CIENCY &&,&&&&&&&
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,&,,,,&,,&          @#†~., 4LCOHOL ,.~†#@           ,&&,&,,,,,
,&&,,,&&,&          @#†~., 4LCOHOL ,.~†#@           ,&,&&&,,,,
,&,&,,&,&&          @#†~., 4LCOHOL ,.~†#@           &&&&,,&,,,
,&&&&,&&&,                                          ,,,,&,&&,,
,&,,,&&,,& 1 DONT KNOW, 1 F3EL  H4PPY, B3C4USE ON3. ,,,,&&&,&,
,&&,,&,&,& DOP4M1N3 R3LE4SE?  1ODK 4ND TH3RE'S TH1S &,,,&,,&&&
&&,&,&&&&&       F3EL1NG TH4T NOTH1NG M4TT3RS       ,&,,&&,&,,
&,&&&&,,,,            1N TH3 END, SW3ET             ,&&,&,&&&,
&&&,,,&,,,                                          &&,&&&&,,&
,,,&,,&&,, 4ROUND  TH1RTY  P3RCENT  OF TH3  4LCOHOL ,,&&,,,&,&
&,,&&,&,&, 3NTERS  TH3 BLOODSTR34M  4LR3ADY  1N TH3 &,&,&,,&&&
,&,&,&&&&& MOUTH, OR SO  1'V3 H34RD. GOT TO LOOK UP &&&&&&,&,,
,&&&&&,,,,           TH3 NUMB3RS ON TH4T.           ,,,,,,&&&,
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&&&,,,&&,,            ,.~††£&#@#@#&£††~.,           ,&,,,,&&,&
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&,,&&,&&&& F1N4LLY SOM3ONE L3T  M3 OUT OF MY  DRUNK &&,&,,&&&,
&&,&,&&,,, T1M3   FOR   M3  1S  B34UT1FUL   CUZ  1M &,&&&,&,,&
,,&&&&,&,,               1NFINITY MUNK              ,&&,,&&&,&
&,&,,,&&&, 1  C4N DO 1T 4NYWAY 1NSID3 4ND  W1THSID3 &&,&,&,,&&
,&&&,,&,,&                4M S1D3 4ND               ,,&&&&&,&,
,&,,&,&&,& 1M  4  SPH3R1C4L 3NT1TY!  1M  FROM OUT3R ,,&,,,,&&&
&&&,&&&,&&                 SP4C3...                 ,,&&,,,&,,
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&&,&,&,&,&            #@#&£††~.,.~††£&#@#           ,&&&&&,&,&
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&,&,,,,,,, OK1 1  JUST  DR4NK  THR3E  MOUTHFULLS OF &&&,,,&,,,
&&&&,,,,,, W1N3.  1  DR4NK FOUR  STRONG  B3ERS  4ND &,,&,,&&,,
&,,,&,,,,, M4YB3 THR3E OR  FOUR MOUTHFULLS OF W1N3. ,&,&&,&,&,
&&,,&&,,,,                                          &&&&,&&&&&
,,&,&,&,,, 4  TH1NG  1  DONT  C4R3 4BOUT TH3  T4ST3 &,,,&&,,,,
,,&&&&&&,, 4NYMOR3 1 DO 4T TH3  ST4RT  BUT NOT NOW. &&,,&,&,,,
,,&,,,,,&, TH3RES  4  T1M3LINE  GO1NG FROM  C4R3 TO ,,&,&&&&,,
,,&&,,,,&&                 NOT C4R3                 ,,&&&,,,&,
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&,&&&&,,&&           ,.~††£&#@#@#&£††~.,            ,,&&,&&,&,
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,,,&,,&&&& H4HA  SUDD3NLY  O  H4D  ON  SOM3   W3URD ,&&&&,&&,,
,,,&&,&,,, F1NG3R ON MY  F1NG3R TH3N  Y3STERD4Y 4ND &&,,,&&,&,
,,,&,&&&,, 1 4CC1D3NTALLY  LOCK3D TH3N 1 W4S ON TH3 ,,&,,&,&&&
&,,&&&,,&, TO1L3T LOL MBUT W3W TH3RE W4S  SOM3TH1NG ,,&&,&&&,,
&&,&,,&,&& WRONG  W1TH  F -1NG3R.  1 M34N  W1TH  MY &,&,&&,,&,
&,&&&,&&&, L3FT 1ND3X  F1NG3R NOTJ1NG WRONG W1TH MY &&&&&,&,&&
,&&,,&&,,& R1GHT  CHOPP3D   MYS3LF  W1TH   ,4N  4X3 &,,,,&&&&,
,&,&,&,&,&                    SO                    ,&,,,&,,,&
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,,,,,,,,,, WTF  1S  WHY H4V3 1 TH3  WRONG F1NG3R 4S &,,&,&,&,&
&,,,,,,,,,                 D3F4ULT                  &&,&&&&&&&
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,&&,,,,,,,           #@#&£††~.,.~††£&#@#            &&&,&,,,,,
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,&&&&,,,,, R34D   MOR3   4BOUT   TYP3S  OF  4LCOHOL ,&,&,,&,,,
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,&&,,&&,,, †  B3ER  ,   W1N3  ,   C1D3R  ,   K1R  † &,,,,&&,&,
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