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..=*§%¤£@# @ % . @ % . @ % LYING @ % . @ % . @ % . #@£¤%§*=..
...=*§%¤£@ @ % . IN MY ROOM, @ % . @£¤%§*=...
....=*§%¤£ @ ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. £¤%§*=....
.....=*§%¤ @ % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, ¤%§*=.....
......=*§% @ % . SOMETHING SLIMY, %§*=......
.......=*§ @ % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, §*=.......
........=* @ % . UP THE ARM. @ % . *=........
.........= IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? @ % . =.........
.......... @ % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ..........
.......... @ % . @ % . @ % . ..........
.......... WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, @ % . ..........
.......... IT MOVES FURTHER UP, @ % . ..........
.......... REACHES THE ARMPIT. @ % . ..........
.........= I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. @ % . =.........
........=* @ % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. *=........
.......=*§ @ % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. @ % . §*=.......
......=*§% @ % . @ % . @ % . %§*=......
.....=*§%¤ @ % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY ¤%§*=.....
....=*§%¤£ FACE, I BITE IT. @ % . £¤%§*=....
...=*§%¤£@ @ % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A @£¤%§*=...
..=*§%¤£@# JUICY @ % . GRAPE, #@£¤%§*=..
...=*§%¤£@ @ % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET @£¤%§*=...
....=*§%¤£ @ % . @ % . CUCUMBER. . £¤%§*=....
.....=*§%¤ @ % . IT'S VERY GOOD. @ % . AND I @ % . ¤%§*=.....
......=*§% SUCK MORE OF IT IN. @ % . %§*=......
.......=*§ @ % . CHEW IT. @ % . §*=.......
........=* @ % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. *=........
.........= @ % . @ % . @ % . =.........
.......... % = APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % = ..........
.......... % = THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % = ..........
.......... % = MY SHIRT, % = ENTERING BY THE ARM ..........
.......... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % = ..........
.......... % = THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH ..........
.........= MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % = =.........
........=* % = I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE *=........
.......=*§ SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO §*=.......
......=*§% MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % = %§*=......
.....=*§%¤ % = SO - EATING IT IS OK, % = ¤%§*=.....
....=*§%¤£ % = % = MOVING IT IS NOT. % = % = £¤%§*=....
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