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¨-»**%#@## ¨¨ -- »» the golden »» -- ¨¨ ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨--***%%# ##@#%* m *%#@## #%%***--¨¨
¨¨¨¨»**##@ @##**»¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-»»*%# lets hear it for #%*»»-¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@## *** mc donalds *** ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@@@ @@@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@@# what can i do ya for #@@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## - cheeseburger - ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨¨¨-*%@# - nuggets - #@%*-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-»*%#@ - double cheeseburger - @#%*»-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-»*## - fries - ##*»-¨¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%%%@@ - carbonated water - @@%%%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## - bearnaise dip sauce - ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## - big mac - ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨---***# - coffee - #***---¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-*%#@ @#%*-¨¨¨¨¨
¨-»»»**%## ##### * ##### ##%**»»»-¨
¨-»**%#@## ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨--»»*## it all began a thousand years ago in ##*»»--¨¨¨
¨-»**%%%%# like the eighteenth century. a dark #%%%%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## figure emerged from a tavern after a ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## it was illegal to sell food in the ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@@# region for everybody except that tavern. #@@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#### ####%**»-¨
¨¨¨¨-»**%# but marigold didn't care. #%**»-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨»**%# #%**»¨¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@## she began putting dried lizard meat ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#### between two bread slices, operating out ####%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## of a cart, not staying in the same ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## place long. in the day she slept, in ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»*%#@### the eve she sold her wares, and in the ###@#%*»-¨
¨-»*****#@ night she poached. @#*****»-¨
¨-»**%#@## ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨---»*%#@ after a few years, marigolds food cart @#%*»---¨¨
¨¨¨-**%%%@ had a reputation. she called it @%%%**-¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@## -¨ the golden m ¨- ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@@# and people talked about the golden m. #@@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## the old tavern had their monopoly and ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## didn't change their menu much. ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#### marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ####%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## new and fresh. ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨¨-»*%@# #@%*»-¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%#### however, she became a little too well ####%**»-¨
¨¨¨¨¨--»*# known. the taverns men hot on her #*»--¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨»**%%# trail, she could stay a shorter and #%%**»¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@@# shorter time in each location. she felt #@@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## hunted. and soon enough there came a ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%%%## time when they started watching for her ##%%%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## at the gates of every village. ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨¨-»*#@# so she hid the cart, and disappeared, #@#*»-¨¨¨¨
¨-»*%#@### forever. ###@#%*»-¨
¨-»**%@### ###@%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@@@ ### * ### @@@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨¨¨-»*## ##*»-¨¨¨¨¨
¨-»**#@### after thirty years, a man named ###@#**»-¨
¨-»**#@### nicholas found the cart. he was a ###@#**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## cursed entrepreneur (they all are ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨¨¨»*%## course thought it a good idea to follow ##%*»¨¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@## in marigolds foodsteps. ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#### ####%**»-¨
¨¨¨»»»»»*# he wasn't all that of a cook, and even #*»»»»»¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-**%@@ though some recognized the golden m, he @@%**-¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@## quickly fell into infamity. however he ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## trying. the tavern didn't care for him ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨-»**### since nobody bought his food anyway ###**»-¨¨¨
¨»**%#@### (and also they had expanded too ###@#%**»¨
¨-»**%#@## quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## was in the process of falling apart). ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨-»**##@ @##**»-¨¨¨
¨-»**%@### angry at everyone for not understanding ###@%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@@@ his food, he vowed to leave @@@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨-*****# kirugu vargir entierly. #*****-¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@@@ @@@#%**»-¨
¨¨¨¨¨»**%# which he did. #%**»¨¨¨¨¨
¨-»*%#@### ###@#%*»-¨
¨-»**#@### ## * ## ###@#**»-¨
¨¨¨¨-»»*%# #%*»»-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨-»*#@# we dont know much about how he traveled #@#*»-¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨¨-»**# or where, but eventually he ended up on #**»-¨¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@## earth in the fifties. ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## upon finding out that earth holds no ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%##@@ edible lizards, he settled for cow meat @@##%**»-¨
¨-»**%%##@ instead, and to his joy, the earth folk @##%%**»-¨
¨-»**%#### liked it! ####%**»-¨
¨¨¨¨-**%%@ @%%**-¨¨¨¨
¨-»**#@### then he got scammed out of the cart by ###@#**»-¨
¨¨¨¨¨-*%## a man named mickey mac donalds, who ##%*-¨¨¨¨¨
¨¨¨¨»»***# renamed the business after himself. #***»»¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@## while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## funneled his inherited billions into ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## the project, and quickly expanded all ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#@## over the planet. ##@#%**»-¨
¨¨-»**%%@@ @@%%**»-¨¨
¨¨¨¨-»*%@# # * # #@%*»-¨¨¨¨
¨-»**%#@## ##@#%**»-¨
¨-»**%#### and the rest is history! ####%**»-¨
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