the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
           double cheeseburger          
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it  all began  a  thousand  years ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged  from  a tavern after  a 
 few years apprenticeship, with  an idea. 
 it  was  illegal  to  sell food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
        but marigold didn't care.         
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying  in  the same 
 place long.  in the  day  she  slept, in 
 the eve she sold her  wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a  few years,  marigolds food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and  people talked  about the  golden m. 
 the old  tavern  had their monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however,  she became a little  too  well 
 known.   the  taverns  men  hot  on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each  location. she felt 
 hunted.  and  soon enough  there  came a 
 time when they  started watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so  she  hid the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas   found  the  cart.  he  was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed, i  mean)) and  as  such  he  of 
 course thought it a  good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't  all that of  a cook, and even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly fell into  infamity.  however he 
 was  kind of  a hardhat and didn't  stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't  care for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had  expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in the  process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone  for not understanding 
 his    food,    he   vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where, but eventually he ended up  on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon  finding out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he  settled for cow meat 
 instead, and to his joy, the  earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he  got scammed  out of the cart by 
 a man  named  mickey  mac  donalds,  who 
   renamed the business after himself.    
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!