The   Golden        
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
           Double cheeseburger          
                  Fries                 
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                Big mac                 
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It  All Began A  Thousand  Years Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure Emerged  From  A  Tavern After  A 
 Few Years  Apprenticeship, With An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To  Sell Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A Cart,  Not  Staying  In  The  Same 
 Place  Long. In  The Day She  Slept,  In 
 The Eve She  Sold  Her Wares, And In The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After  A Few  Years, MarigoldS Food Cart 
 Had  A   Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The Golden  M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had  Their Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However,  She Became A Little  Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail, She  Could  Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each  Location. She Felt 
 Hunted. And  Soon  Enough  There  Came A 
 Time When  They Started Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The  Cart, And Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After   Thirty   Years,  A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
    Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are     
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And  As  Such He Of 
 Course  Thought It A Good Idea To Follow 
         In MarigoldS Foodsteps.          
                                          
 He  Wasn'T All That  Of A Cook, And Even 
 Though Some  Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell Into  Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat  And Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying. The Tavern  Didn'T  Care For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
   Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And  
 Was  In The  Process Of Falling  Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone For  Not Understanding 
 His    Food,    He   Vowed    To   Leave 
          Kirugu vargir Entierly.         
                                          
              Which He Did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know Much About How He  Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
           Earth In The Fifties.          
 Upon  Finding  Out That  Earth  Holds No 
 Edible Lizards, He  Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And To His Joy,  The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then  He Got Scammed Out Of The  Cart By 
 A  Man Named  Mickey  Mac  Donalds,  Who 
    Renamed The Business After Himself.   
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The  Project, And  Quickly Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!