the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                 nuggets                
          double cheeseburger           
                  fries                 
            carbonated water            
           bearnaise dip sauce          
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began  a thousand  years ago  in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure  emerged from  a  tavern  after a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between two bread slices,  operating out 
 of  a  cart,  not  staying in  the  same 
 place long. in the  day  she  slept,  in 
 the eve  she sold her wares, and in  the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after  a few  years, marigolds food cart 
 had  a   reputation.   she   called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people talked about  the  golden  m. 
 the  old  tavern had  their monopoly and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she became  a  little  too well 
 known.  the  taverns   men  hot  on  her 
 trail,  she  could  stay a  shorter  and 
 shorter  time in each location. she felt 
 hunted.  and soon  enough  there came  a 
 time when they started  watching for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the  cart, and disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty  years,   a   man   named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
     cursed entrepreneur (they all are    
 (cursed, i  mean))  and  as  such  he of 
 course thought it  a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he wasn't all that of a  cook, and  even 
 though  some recognized the golden m, he 
 quickly  fell into infamity.  however he 
 was  kind of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care  for him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and  also   they   had   expanded   too 
  quickly, succumbed to corruption, and   
 was  in  the process of  falling apart). 
                                          
 angry at everyone for not  understanding 
 his   food,   he    vowed    to    leave 
         kirugu vargir entierly.          
                                          
               which he did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about  how he traveled 
 or where, but eventually  he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out that  earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards,  he settled for cow meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                 liked it!                
                                          
 then he got scammed  out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly  expanded all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!