The   Golden        
               M              
                                          
             Lets Hear It For             
             Mc donalds             
                                          
 What     Can     I     Do     Ya     For 
                                          
              Cheeseburger              
                 Nuggets                
          Double cheeseburger           
                 Fries                  
            Carbonated Water            
           Bearnaise Dip sauce          
                 Big mac                
                 Coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 It All  Began A  Thousand Years  Ago  In 
 Like  The  Eighteenth  Century.  A  Dark 
 Figure  Emerged  From A  Tavern  After A 
 Few Years Apprenticeship, With  An Idea. 
 It  Was  Illegal  To Sell  Food  In  The 
 Region For Everybody Except That Tavern. 
                                          
        But Marigold Didn'T Care.         
                                          
 She  Began  Putting  Dried  Lizard  Meat 
 Between Two Bread Slices,  Operating Out 
 Of  A  Cart,  Not  Staying  In The  Same 
 Place  Long.  In The Day  She  Slept, In 
 The Eve She Sold Her  Wares, And In  The 
            Night She Poached.            
                                          
 After A Few Years,  MarigoldS  Food Cart 
 Had   A  Reputation.   She   Called   It 
             The Golden M             
 And  People Talked About  The  Golden M. 
 The  Old Tavern  Had Their  Monopoly And 
      Didn'T Change Their Menu Much.      
   MarigoldS Secret Lizard Foodcart Was   
              New And Fresh.              
                                          
 However, She Became  A  Little Too  Well 
 Known.  The  Taverns  Men  Hot  On   Her 
 Trail,  She  Could Stay  A  Shorter  And 
 Shorter Time In Each Location.  She Felt 
 Hunted.  And  Soon Enough  There Came  A 
 Time When They Started  Watching For Her 
 At   The   Gates   Of   Every   Village. 
                                          
 So  She  Hid The Cart, And  Disappeared, 
                 Forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 After  Thirty   Years,   A   Man   Named 
 Nicholas  Found  The  Cart.  He  Was   A 
     Cursed Entrepreneur (They All Are    
 (Cursed,  I  Mean))  And As Such  He  Of 
 Course Thought It A  Good Idea To Follow 
          In MarigoldS Foodsteps.         
                                          
 He Wasn'T All  That Of A Cook, And  Even 
 Though  Some Recognized The Golden M, He 
 Quickly  Fell  Into Infamity. However He 
 Was Kind Of  A Hardhat And  Didn'T  Stop 
 Trying.  The Tavern Didn'T Care  For Him 
 Since  Nobody  Bought  His  Food  Anyway 
 (And   Also  They   Had   Expanded   Too 
  Quickly, Succumbed To Corruption, And   
 Was In  The Process  Of  Falling Apart). 
                                          
 Angry At Everyone  For Not Understanding 
 His   Food,    He    Vowed    To   Leave 
         Kirugu vargir Entierly.          
                                          
               Which He Did.              
                                          
                                     
                                          
 We Dont Know  Much About How He Traveled 
 Or Where,  But Eventually He Ended Up On 
          Earth In The Fifties.           
 Upon Finding  Out  That Earth  Holds  No 
 Edible  Lizards, He Settled For Cow Meat 
 Instead, And  To His Joy, The Earth Folk 
                 Liked It!                
                                          
 Then He  Got  Scammed Out Of The Cart By 
 A  Man  Named  Mickey  Mac Donalds,  Who 
   Renamed The Business After Himself.    
 While Nicholas Quickly Perished, Mickey  
   Funneled His Inherited Billions Into   
 The Project,  And Quickly  Expanded  All 
             Over The Planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         And The Rest Is History!