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........~^               ^ MIG BAC ^                ^~........
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.......... ON  THE VERGE  OF  BEING  REPULSIVE  BUT ..........
.......... STILL  SOOOO GOOD... IN  SOME  WAY... SO ..........
..........             SLIMY, SO FLIMSY             ..........
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.........~ THE BEST HAMBURGER  THAT MC DONALDS  HAS ~.........
........~^ TO OFFER  IF  YOU COMBINE THE TASTE WITH ^~........
.......~^†  THE CLASSICALITY AND ORIGINAL THOUGHT   †^~.......
......~^†% OF  COMBINING TWO  SINGLE  BURGERS  INTO %†^~......
.....~^†%&             A DOUBLE BURGER.             &%†^~.....
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...~^†%&@@ IT'S NICE                                @@&%†^~...
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...~^†%&@@ THE   MAESTROS  HAVE  NOTHING   ON  THIS @@&%†^~...
....~^†%&@                 BAD BOY.                 @&%†^~....
.....~^†%&             IM SRS. FIGHT ME             &%†^~.....
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