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###&%%:~:. .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. # % . # % . # % LYING # % . # % . # % . .:~:%%##
#&%%%~~... # % . IN MY ROOM, # % . ...~~%%%
#&%%%%:~:. # ARMS FLOPPED OVER THE EDGE OF THE BED. .:~:%%%%
#&%%~..... # % . SOMETHING POKING MY LEFT HAND, .....~%%
###&%%:~:. # % . SOMETHING SLIMY, .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. # % . SLITHERING AROUND THE FINGERS, .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. # % . UP THE ARM. # % . .:~:%%##
&%%~~:.... IS IT DRUG-FUELED APATHY? # % . ....:~~%%&
#&%~~~:... # % . I DON'T MOVE THE ARM. ...:~~~%
&&&%%%:~:. # % . # % . # % . .:~:%%%&&&
###&%%:~:. WHATEVER IT IS THAT'S TASTING ME, # % . .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. IT MOVES FURTHER UP, # % . .:~:%%##
&%:::..... REACHES THE ARMPIT. # % . .....:::%&
###&%%:~:. I TURN MY HEAD TOWARD IT. # % . .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. # % . LOOKS LIKE SEAGRASS. .:~:%%##
#%::~..... # % . IT'S KINDA CUTE. # % . .....~::%#
###&%%:~:. # % . # % . # % . .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. # % . ONCE IT'S UP MY NECK AND ON MY .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. FACE, I BITE IT. # % . .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. # % . THE TEXTURE IS LIKE THAT OF A .:~:%%##
####&%:~:. JUICY # % . GRAPE, .:~:%###
###&%%:~:. # % . AND THE SQUISH TASTES LIKE SWEET .:~:%%##
&%%~:::... # % . # % . CUCUMBER. . ...:::~%%&
##&%%~:... # % . IT'S VERY GOOD. # % . AND I # % . ...:~%%#
###&%%:~:. SUCK MORE OF IT IN. # % . .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. # % . CHEW IT. # % . .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. # % . THE SEAGRASS DOESN'T SEEM TO MIND. .:~:%%##
##%%%%:~:. # % . # % . # % . .:~:%%%%##
#%::::.... % ~ APATHY GONE, I SIT UP. % ~ ....::::%#
&&%::..... % ~ THE TENDRILS ARE STUCK UNDER % ~ .....::%&&
###&%%:~:. % ~ MY SHIRT, % ~ ENTERING BY THE ARM .:~:%%##
#&%%::~... AND EXITING THROUGH THE COLLAR. % ~ ...~::%%
###&%%:~:. % ~ THIS MAKES IT HARD FOR ME TO PUSH .:~:%%##
###&%%:~:. MORE OF IT IN MY MOUTH. % ~ .:~:%%##
#&%%%%:~:. % ~ I MAKE TO REMOVE THE SHIRT, BUT THE .:~:%%%%
&%%%~..... SEAGRASS FINALLY PROTESTS WHEN I TRY TO .....~%%%&
####%%:~:. MOVE MY LEFT ARM. % ~ .:~:%%####
###&%%:~:. % ~ SO - EATING IT IS OK, % ~ .:~:%%##
&%%%%::~:. % ~ % ~ MOVING IT IS NOT. % ~ % ~ .:~::%%%%&
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