the   golden         
              m               
                                          
             lets hear it for             
             mc donalds             
                                          
 what     can     i     do     ya     for 
                                          
              cheeseburger              
                nuggets                 
          double cheeseburger           
                 fries                  
            carbonated water            
          bearnaise dip sauce           
                big mac                 
                 coffee                 
                                          
                               
                                          
 it all  began a  thousand  years  ago in 
 like  the  eighteenth  century.  a  dark 
 figure emerged  from a  tavern  after  a 
 few years  apprenticeship, with an idea. 
 it  was  illegal to  sell  food  in  the 
 region for everybody except that tavern. 
                                          
         but marigold didn't care.        
                                          
 she  began  putting  dried  lizard  meat 
 between  two bread slices, operating out 
 of a  cart,  not  staying  in  the  same 
 place  long. in  the day she  slept,  in 
 the  eve she sold her wares,  and in the 
            night she poached.            
                                          
 after a few  years, marigolds  food cart 
 had   a   reputation.   she  called   it 
             the golden m             
 and people  talked  about the golden  m. 
 the old tavern  had their  monopoly  and 
      didn't change their menu much.      
   marigolds secret lizard foodcart was   
              new and fresh.              
                                          
 however, she  became a  little too  well 
 known.  the  taverns  men  hot   on  her 
 trail, she  could  stay  a  shorter  and 
 shorter time in each location.  she felt 
 hunted. and  soon  enough  there  came a 
 time when they started watching  for her 
 at   the   gates   of   every   village. 
                                          
 so she  hid  the cart, and  disappeared, 
                 forever.                 
                                          
                                   
                                          
 after   thirty   years,   a   man  named 
 nicholas  found  the  cart.  he   was  a 
    cursed entrepreneur (they all are     
 (cursed,  i  mean)) and  as such  he  of 
 course thought  it a good idea to follow 
         in marigolds foodsteps.          
                                          
 he  wasn't  all that of a cook, and even 
 though some recognized  the golden m, he 
 quickly fell  into infamity.  however he 
 was kind  of  a  hardhat and didn't stop 
 trying. the tavern  didn't care for  him 
 since  nobody  bought  his  food  anyway 
 (and   also   they   had   expanded  too 
   quickly, succumbed to corruption, and  
 was in  the process  of falling  apart). 
                                          
 angry at  everyone for not understanding 
 his    food,   he    vowed    to   leave 
          kirugu vargir entierly.         
                                          
              which he did.               
                                          
                                     
                                          
 we dont know much about how he  traveled 
 or where,  but eventually he ended up on 
          earth in the fifties.           
 upon finding  out  that earth  holds  no 
 edible lizards, he settled for cow  meat 
 instead, and  to his joy, the earth folk 
                liked it!                 
                                          
 then he got  scammed out of the  cart by 
 a  man  named  mickey  mac  donalds, who 
    renamed the business after himself.   
  while nicholas quickly perished, mickey 
   funneled his inherited billions into   
 the  project, and  quickly expanded  all 
             over the planet.             
                                          
                                       
                                          
         and the rest is history!