###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
####§%^/=, ,=/^%§####
#%//=,,,,, ,,,,,=//%#
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
§^/=,,,,,, ,, ,, == the golden == ,, ,, ,,,,,,=/^§
#§§§%^/=,, ###§%^ m ^%§### ,,=/^%§§§#
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, lets hear it for ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, /// mc donalds /// ,,=/^%§###
§%^=,,,,,, ,,,,,,=^%§
####§^/=,, what can i do ya for ,,=/^§####
§^=,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,=^§
#%/,,,,,,, , cheeseburger , ,,,,,,,/%#
#%%%/=,,,, , nuggets , ,,,,=/%%%#
###§%^/=,, , double cheeseburger , ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, , fries , ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, , carbonated water , ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, , bearnaise dip sauce , ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, , big mac , ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, , coffee , ,,=/^%§###
#§%/,,,,,, ,,,,,,/%§#
###§%^/=,, §§§§§ / §§§§§ ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, it all began a thousand years ago in ,,=/^%§###
#§%^/,,,,, like the eighteenth century. a dark ,,,,,/^%§#
§^^/=,,,,, figure emerged from a tavern after a ,,,,,=/^^§
§^/,,,,,,, few years apprenticeship, with an idea. ,,,,,,,/^§
###§%^/=,, it was illegal to sell food in the ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, region for everybody except that tavern. ,,=/^%§###
#%%///==,, ,,==///%%#
###§%^/=,, but marigold didn't care. ,,=/^%§###
##%%^^/=,, ,,=/^^%%##
#%%%^/=,,, she began putting dried lizard meat ,,,=/^%%%#
##§§%^/=,, between two bread slices, operating out ,,=/^%§§##
####§%/=,, of a cart, not staying in the same ,,=/%§####
#§^//=,,,, place long. in the day she slept, in ,,,,=//^§#
###§%^/=,, the eve she sold her wares, and in the ,,=/^%§###
####%^/=,, night she poached. ,,=/^%####
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, after a few years, marigolds food cart ,,=/^%§###
##%//,,,,, had a reputation. she called it ,,,,,//%##
###§%^/=,, ,, the golden m ,, ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, and people talked about the golden m. ,,=/^%§###
§%^=,,,,,, the old tavern had their monopoly and ,,,,,,=^%§
###§%^/=,, didn't change their menu much. ,,=/^%§###
§^///=,,,, marigolds secret lizard foodcart was ,,,,=///^§
§%%/=,,,,, new and fresh. ,,,,,=/%%§
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
§§^/,,,,,, however, she became a little too well ,,,,,,/^§§
#§§^^=,,,, known. the taverns men hot on her ,,,,=^^§§#
###§%^/=,, trail, she could stay a shorter and ,,=/^%§###
#§^/===,,, shorter time in each location. she felt ,,,===/^§#
###§%^/=,, hunted. and soon enough there came a ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, time when they started watching for her ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, at the gates of every village. ,,=/^%§###
§§^=,,,,,, ,,,,,,=^§§
###§%^/=,, so she hid the cart, and disappeared, ,,=/^%§###
####§%/=,, forever. ,,=/%§####
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, §§§ / §§§ ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
§%/,,,,,,, after thirty years, a man named ,,,,,,,/%§
§^^///,,,, nicholas found the cart. he was a ,,,,///^^§
###§%^/=,, cursed entrepreneur (they all are ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, (cursed, i mean)) and as such he of ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, course thought it a good idea to follow ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, in marigolds foodsteps. ,,=/^%§###
§§§§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§§§§
###§%^/=,, he wasn't all that of a cook, and even ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, though some recognized the golden m, he ,,=/^%§###
§^=,,,,,,, quickly fell into infamity. however he ,,,,,,,=^§
###§%^/=,, was kind of a hardhat and didn't stop ,,=/^%§###
#%/,,,,,,, trying. the tavern didn't care for him ,,,,,,,/%#
###§%^/=,, since nobody bought his food anyway ,,=/^%§###
##%%^//=,, (and also they had expanded too ,,=//^%%##
§%/,,,,,,, quickly, succumbed to corruption, and ,,,,,,,/%§
#§§^^^/=,, was in the process of falling apart). ,,=/^^^§§#
#§^^^//=,, ,,=//^^^§#
§%//==,,,, angry at everyone for not understanding ,,,,==//%§
#%%^=,,,,, his food, he vowed to leave ,,,,,=^%%#
###§%^/=,, kirugu vargir entierly. ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, which he did. ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, §§ / §§ ,,=/^%§###
##%^==,,,, ,,,,==^%##
##%%%^/=,, we dont know much about how he traveled ,,=/^%%%##
###§%^/=,, or where, but eventually he ended up on ,,=/^%§###
§%^=,,,,,, earth in the fifties. ,,,,,,=^%§
###§%^/=,, upon finding out that earth holds no ,,=/^%§###
#§§§%^/=,, edible lizards, he settled for cow meat ,,=/^%§§§#
#§§^=,,,,, instead, and to his joy, the earth folk ,,,,,=^§§#
###§%^/=,, liked it! ,,=/^%§###
####%^/=,, ,,=/^%####
§§§^//,,,, then he got scammed out of the cart by ,,,,//^§§§
##§§%^/=,, a man named mickey mac donalds, who ,,=/^%§§##
#§^^==,,,, renamed the business after himself. ,,,,==^^§#
#%%/=,,,,, while nicholas quickly perished, mickey ,,,,,=/%%#
###§%^/=,, funneled his inherited billions into ,,=/^%§###
#%%/,,,,,, the project, and quickly expanded all ,,,,,,/%%#
###§%^/=,, over the planet. ,,=/^%§###
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
§%%%^^/=,, § / § ,,=/^^%%%§
§§^/=,,,,, ,,,,,=/^§§
###§%^/=,, and the rest is history! ,,=/^%§###
§%/,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,/%§
###§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§###
#%%%%^/=,, ,,=/^%%%%#
##§§%^/=,, ,,=/^%§§##
§§^^//=,,, ,,,=//^^§§