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..~†%§¤### .. .. ~~ THE GOLDEN ~~ .. .. ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## ###¤§% M %§¤### ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ LETS HEAR IT FOR ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ ††† MC DONALDS ††† §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### . CHEESEBURGER . ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## . NUGGETS . ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# . DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER . #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ . FRIES . ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ . CARBONATED WATER . §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ . BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE . ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# . BIG MAC . #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## . COFFEE . ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## ¤¤¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤¤¤ ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## NIGHT SHE POACHED. ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ .. THE GOLDEN M .. ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# NEW AND FRESH. #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ FOREVER. ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## ¤¤¤ † ¤¤¤ ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# WHICH HE DID. #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### ¤¤ † ¤¤ ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### LIKED IT! ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. §%†~......
.....~†%§¤ WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY ¤§%†~.....
....~†%§¤# FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO #¤§%†~....
...~†%§¤## THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ##¤§%†~...
..~†%§¤### OVER THE PLANET. ###¤§%†~..
...~†%§¤## ##¤§%†~...
....~†%§¤# ¤ † ¤ #¤§%†~....
.....~†%§¤ ¤§%†~.....
......~†%§ AND THE REST IS HISTORY! §%†~......
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