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#@§&%/»,.. ..,»/%&§@#
##@§&%/»,. .,»/%&§@##
#@§&%/»,.. .. ,, »» THE GOLDEN »» ,, .. ..,»/%&§@#
@§&%/»,... #@@§&% M %&§@@# ...,»/%&§@
§&%/»,.... ....,»/%&§
&%/»,..... LETS HEAR IT FOR .....,»/%&
%/»,...... /// MC DONALDS /// ......,»/%
/»,....... .......,»/
»,........ WHAT CAN I DO YA FOR ........,»
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%/»,...... , CHEESEBURGER , ......,»/%
&%/»,..... , NUGGETS , .....,»/%&
§&%/»,.... , DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER , ....,»/%&§
@§&%/»,... , FRIES , ...,»/%&§@
#@§&%/»,.. , CARBONATED WATER , ..,»/%&§@#
##@§&%/»,. , BEARNAISE DIP SAUCE , .,»/%&§@##
#@§&%/»,.. , BIG MAC , ..,»/%&§@#
@§&%/»,... , COFFEE , ...,»/%&§@
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/»,....... IT ALL BEGAN A THOUSAND YEARS AGO IN .......,»/
»,........ LIKE THE EIGHTEENTH CENTURY. A DARK ........,»
/»,....... FIGURE EMERGED FROM A TAVERN AFTER A .......,»/
%/»,...... FEW YEARS APPRENTICESHIP, WITH AN IDEA. ......,»/%
&%/»,..... IT WAS ILLEGAL TO SELL FOOD IN THE .....,»/%&
§&%/»,.... REGION FOR EVERYBODY EXCEPT THAT TAVERN. ....,»/%&§
@§&%/»,... ...,»/%&§@
#@§&%/»,.. BUT MARIGOLD DIDN'T CARE. ..,»/%&§@#
##@§&%/»,. .,»/%&§@##
#@§&%/»,.. SHE BEGAN PUTTING DRIED LIZARD MEAT ..,»/%&§@#
@§&%/»,... BETWEEN TWO BREAD SLICES, OPERATING OUT ...,»/%&§@
§&%/»,.... OF A CART, NOT STAYING IN THE SAME ....,»/%&§
&%/»,..... PLACE LONG. IN THE DAY SHE SLEPT, IN .....,»/%&
%/»,...... THE EVE SHE SOLD HER WARES, AND IN THE ......,»/%
/»,....... NIGHT SHE POACHED. .......,»/
»,........ ........,»
/»,....... AFTER A FEW YEARS, MARIGOLDS FOOD CART .......,»/
%/»,...... HAD A REPUTATION. SHE CALLED IT ......,»/%
&%/»,..... ,. THE GOLDEN M ., .....,»/%&
§&%/»,.... AND PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT THE GOLDEN M. ....,»/%&§
@§&%/»,... THE OLD TAVERN HAD THEIR MONOPOLY AND ...,»/%&§@
#@§&%/»,.. DIDN'T CHANGE THEIR MENU MUCH. ..,»/%&§@#
##@§&%/»,. MARIGOLDS SECRET LIZARD FOODCART WAS .,»/%&§@##
#@§&%/»,.. NEW AND FRESH. ..,»/%&§@#
@§&%/»,... ...,»/%&§@
§&%/»,.... HOWEVER, SHE BECAME A LITTLE TOO WELL ....,»/%&§
&%/»,..... KNOWN. THE TAVERNS MEN HOT ON HER .....,»/%&
%/»,...... TRAIL, SHE COULD STAY A SHORTER AND ......,»/%
/»,....... SHORTER TIME IN EACH LOCATION. SHE FELT .......,»/
»,........ HUNTED. AND SOON ENOUGH THERE CAME A ........,»
/»,....... TIME WHEN THEY STARTED WATCHING FOR HER .......,»/
%/»,...... AT THE GATES OF EVERY VILLAGE. ......,»/%
&%/»,..... .....,»/%&
§&%/»,.... SO SHE HID THE CART, AND DISAPPEARED, ....,»/%&§
@§&%/»,... FOREVER. ...,»/%&§@
#@§&%/»,.. ..,»/%&§@#
##@§&%/»,. §§§ / §§§ .,»/%&§@##
#@§&%/»,.. ..,»/%&§@#
@§&%/»,... AFTER THIRTY YEARS, A MAN NAMED ...,»/%&§@
§&%/»,.... NICHOLAS FOUND THE CART. HE WAS A ....,»/%&§
&%/»,..... CURSED ENTREPRENEUR (THEY ALL ARE .....,»/%&
%/»,...... (CURSED, I MEAN)) AND AS SUCH HE OF ......,»/%
/»,....... COURSE THOUGHT IT A GOOD IDEA TO FOLLOW .......,»/
»,........ IN MARIGOLDS FOODSTEPS. ........,»
/»,....... .......,»/
%/»,...... HE WASN'T ALL THAT OF A COOK, AND EVEN ......,»/%
&%/»,..... THOUGH SOME RECOGNIZED THE GOLDEN M, HE .....,»/%&
§&%/»,.... QUICKLY FELL INTO INFAMITY. HOWEVER HE ....,»/%&§
@§&%/»,... WAS KIND OF A HARDHAT AND DIDN'T STOP ...,»/%&§@
#@§&%/»,.. TRYING. THE TAVERN DIDN'T CARE FOR HIM ..,»/%&§@#
##@§&%/»,. SINCE NOBODY BOUGHT HIS FOOD ANYWAY .,»/%&§@##
#@§&%/»,.. (AND ALSO THEY HAD EXPANDED TOO ..,»/%&§@#
@§&%/»,... QUICKLY, SUCCUMBED TO CORRUPTION, AND ...,»/%&§@
§&%/»,.... WAS IN THE PROCESS OF FALLING APART). ....,»/%&§
&%/»,..... .....,»/%&
%/»,...... ANGRY AT EVERYONE FOR NOT UNDERSTANDING ......,»/%
/»,....... HIS FOOD, HE VOWED TO LEAVE .......,»/
»,........ KIRUGU VARGIR ENTIERLY. ........,»
/»,....... .......,»/
%/»,...... WHICH HE DID. ......,»/%
&%/»,..... .....,»/%&
§&%/»,.... §§ / §§ ....,»/%&§
@§&%/»,... ...,»/%&§@
#@§&%/»,.. WE DONT KNOW MUCH ABOUT HOW HE TRAVELED ..,»/%&§@#
##@§&%/»,. OR WHERE, BUT EVENTUALLY HE ENDED UP ON .,»/%&§@##
#@§&%/»,.. EARTH IN THE FIFTIES. ..,»/%&§@#
@§&%/»,... UPON FINDING OUT THAT EARTH HOLDS NO ...,»/%&§@
§&%/»,.... EDIBLE LIZARDS, HE SETTLED FOR COW MEAT ....,»/%&§
&%/»,..... INSTEAD, AND TO HIS JOY, THE EARTH FOLK .....,»/%&
%/»,...... LIKED IT! ......,»/%
/»,....... .......,»/
»,........ THEN HE GOT SCAMMED OUT OF THE CART BY ........,»
/»,....... A MAN NAMED MICKEY MAC DONALDS, WHO .......,»/
%/»,...... RENAMED THE BUSINESS AFTER HIMSELF. ......,»/%
&%/»,..... WHILE NICHOLAS QUICKLY PERISHED, MICKEY .....,»/%&
§&%/»,.... FUNNELED HIS INHERITED BILLIONS INTO ....,»/%&§
@§&%/»,... THE PROJECT, AND QUICKLY EXPANDED ALL ...,»/%&§@
#@§&%/»,.. OVER THE PLANET. ..,»/%&§@#
##@§&%/»,. .,»/%&§@##
#@§&%/»,.. § / § ..,»/%&§@#
@§&%/»,... ...,»/%&§@
§&%/»,.... AND THE REST IS HISTORY! ....,»/%&§
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