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»:........ » » % A MULTITUDE OF DEFINITIONS %  »  » ........:»
^»:....... »   %   DOES   NOT   HELP.   WE   %    » .......:»^
%^»:...... %     CAN     SAY     "LIFE     IS     % ......:»^%
%%^»:..... »   %   WHAT   WE   ARE,    AND    %   » .....:»^%%
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@#%%^»:... »   %   ARE",   BUT   THEN   WE    %   » ...:»^%%#@
#@#%%^»:.. %    MUST    ALSO    DEFINE    WHAT    % ..:»^%%#@#
##@#%%^»:. »  %  "THINGS  LIKE  US"  ACTUALLY  %  » .:»^%%#@##
#@#%%^»:.. » »  %  ENTAILS,  HOW  IT  SHOULD % »  » ..:»^%%#@#
@#%%^»:... »   %  BE   MEASURED,   WHO   OR   %   » ...:»^%%#@
#%%^»:.... %    WHAT     IS    THE    ARBITER,    % ....:»^%%#
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%^»:...... »   »    %   IS   THIS   INTERNATIONALLY ......:»^%
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.......... - LIFE MUST PRODUCE OR CONSUME MILK      ..........
.......... - LIFE MUST HAVE A BEGINNING AND AN END  ..........
.......... - LIFE CAN HAVE DREAMS AND CAN INTERACT  ..........
.......... - LIFE CAN STEAL                         ..........
.......... - LIFE CAN BE CURSED                     ..........
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