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..........         ....==## KALMAR ##==....         ..........
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.......... I'M LIVING  WITH  A  FRIEND  AND WE  ARE ..........
.......... DRIVING  THINGS  TO  THE   EXTREME.  I'M ..........
.......... DRUNK THREE TO FOUR  TIMES A WEEK AND MY ..........
:......... DIET  CONSISTS   MAINLY  OF  JUNK  FOOD. .........:
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*=:....... I KNOW THE LAYOUT OF THE WHOLE  TOWN, IN .......:=*
=*=:...... LESS THAN A YEAR  WE'VE  BEEN  ON  EVERY ......:=*=
%=*=:..... STREET  AT   LEAST  ONCE.   THERE'S   NO .....:=*=%
@%=*=:....         INCOME. I'M DYING, FAST.         ....:=*=%@
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#@@%=*=:.. THE ACTUAL  PLACE IS  BEAUTIFUL, AND THE ..:=*=%@@#
##@@%=*=:. APARTMENT  TOO.   I   TRULY   MISS   IT. .:=*=%@@##
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